I love levity -- this is a great story --
eric
> > Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working
> > under your vehicle....especially in public.
> > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story
> > of a Crestview couple who drove to Wal-Mart only to
> > have their Toyota Landcruiser break down in the parking lot.
> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
> > attempted to fix the car there in the lot. The wife returned
> > later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
> > inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
> > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> > underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
> > Unable to stand the embarrassment the wife dutifully stepped
> > forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked
> > everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
> > looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
> > husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
> > to have three stitches in his head.
eric
> > Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working
> > under your vehicle....especially in public.
> > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story
> > of a Crestview couple who drove to Wal-Mart only to
> > have their Toyota Landcruiser break down in the parking lot.
> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
> > attempted to fix the car there in the lot. The wife returned
> > later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
> > inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
> > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> > underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
> > Unable to stand the embarrassment the wife dutifully stepped
> > forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked
> > everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
> > looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
> > husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
> > to have three stitches in his head.