I love levity -- this is a great story -- eric > > Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working > > under your vehicle....especially in public. > > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story > > of a Crestview couple who drove to Wal-Mart only to > > have their Toyota Landcruiser break down in the parking lot. > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he > > attempted to fix the car there in the lot. The wife returned > > later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer > > inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under > > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of > > underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. > > Unable to stand the embarrassment the wife dutifully stepped > > forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked > > everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she > > looked across the hood and found herself staring at her > > husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had > > to have three stitches in his head.