Cruiser story -- NW Florida --

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I love levity -- this is a great story --

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eric

> > Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working
> > under your vehicle....especially in public.
> > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story
> > of a Crestview couple who drove to Wal-Mart only to
> > have their Toyota Landcruiser break down in the parking lot.
> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
> > attempted to fix the car there in the lot. The wife returned
> > later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
> > inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
> > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> > underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
> > Unable to stand the embarrassment the wife dutifully stepped
> > forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked
> > everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
> > looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
> > husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
> > to have three stitches in his head.
 
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I refuse to believe that a Landcruiser would breakdown in a shopping mall parking lot ;) Great story.
 

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! :D
 
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It goes without saying commando is not all its cracked up to be.
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I would believe it if it didn't say "broke down" but instead, at a local cruiser meeting, while the wives went shopping, a bunch of cruiserheads crawled under the rig to check out the new cv on the front driveshaft. :D
 

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