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Bust a gut laughing at the truth of this!

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Brentbba, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. Brentbba

    Brentbba Former Golfer SILVER Star

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    > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
    > >
    > > Take off clothing and place it in
    > > sectioned laundry hamper according to
    > > lights and darks.
    > >
    > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
    > > gown. If you see husband along
    > > the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    > >
    > > Look at your womanly physique in the
    > > mirror - make mental note to do
    > > more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
    > >
    > > Get in the shower. Use face cloth,
    > > arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
    > > wide loofah and pumice stone.
    > >
    > > Wash your hair once with cucumber
    > > and sage shampoo with 43 added
    > > vitamins.
    > >
    > > Wash your hair again to make sure
    > > it's clean. Condition your hair with
    > > grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
    > >
    > > Wash your face with crushed apricot
    > > facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    > > red.
    > >
    > > Wash entire rest of body with ginger
    > > nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    > > Rinse conditioner off hair.
    > >
    > > Shave armpits and legs. Turn off
    > > shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces
    > > in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    > >
    > > Get out of shower. Dry with towel the
    > > size of a small country.
    > >
    > > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
    > >
    > > Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
    > >
    > > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
    > > gown and towel on head.
    > >
    > > If you see husband along the way, cover
    > > up any exposed areas.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
    > ! >
    > > Take off clothes while sitting on the
    > > edge of the bed and leave them in
    > > a pile.
    > >
    > > Walk naked to the bathroom.
    > >
    > > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
    > > at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    > >
    > > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
    > >
    > > Admire the size of your wiener and
    > > scratch your behind.
    > >
    > > Get in the shower. Wash your face.
    > > Wash your armpits.
    > >
    > > Blow you're nose in your hands and
    > > let the water rinse them off.
    > >
    > > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds
    > > in the shower.
    > >
    > > Spend majority of time washing privates
    > > and surrounding area.
    > >
    > > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
    > > butt hairs stuck on the soap.
    > >
    > > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo
    > > Mohawk.
    > >
    > > Pee.
    > >
    > > Rinse off and get out of shower.
    > >
    > > Partially dry off.
    > >
    > > Fail to notice water on floor
    > > because curtain was
    > > hanging out of tub the whole time.
    > >
    > > Admire wiener size in mirror
    > > again.
    > >
    > > Leave shower curtain open,
    > > wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    > >
    > > Return to bedroom with towel
    > > around waist. If you pass wife,
    > > pull off towel, shake wiener at her
    > > and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    > >
    > > Throw wet towel on bed.
    > >
    > >
    > > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
    > behind this,
    > > there is something so very wrong with you.
    >
    >
    >
     
  2. mabrodis

    mabrodis

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    LOL! I just spit on my computer...damn that's so true and so funny! :D
     
  3. camcruiser13

    camcruiser13

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  4. dieseldog

    dieseldog She idles just fine . . .

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    We shower together and play out this little pas de deux in full view of each other. It's freaking hilarious!