Aussie brethren, if you can forgive my Canadian brother's coarse language, I'll step in to defend in. Aussie dismantlers have a horrible reputation in the US on account of the dozens of Cruiserheads that have been royally screwed from across the pond...
"..'Ello? Yes, mate, we have H55F transmissions! You need one? I can put one on a pallet and have it ready for pick up....oh, you're overseas? A Yank, eh? Hold on..."
PAUSE
"...Hey, Charlie, think you can get the transmission out of Nubby's trayback, the one he just drove through the Gunbarrel Highway for the 50th time? Yes, I know it's held together by banana peels, but I got a Yank on the line! Just hit it with a spot of steam, mate, it it clean up just right!...."
"..Ello? Yes, I'm back! I got one for you, we just took it out of a low-mileage wagon that used to belong to a grandmother in Sidney who never left the city, only used it to go to church on Sundays and buy food for her cat...and how would you like to pay for this? Credit Card? Fair Dinkum!"
Almost every Australian I've ever met has been a straightforward, friendly, good-hearted fellow, which is pretty much the reputation that Aussies have in the US (we don't forget your continued support, in good times and bad, and we appreciate it). It's just that your dismantlers, for the most part, seem to be a little less than scrupulous....just like most of ours.
G'night and fair 'Cruisin', we'll let you get back to your thousands of cool Land Cruisers and us Yanks and Canucks will get back to our envious thoughts!
As for the...ahem....sheep fornication, I thought everyone knew that's the realm of Appalachia, the Canadian Maritimes, and all of New Zealand?! Just kidding!