Went to a Mets game last night. They have this thing called the "Kiss Cam"--during the break, the camera captures a couple in the stands and puts the live feed on the big board surrounded by a heart-shaped frame--and doesn't take the camera off until they kiss. Sometimes they get couples that refuse to kiss, so they keep the camera on them until they do, which can seem like ages. And I thought it was pretty funny when one guy looked up, saw him and his honey on the big board, and mouthed the words "Holy chit!" and then they kissed. But the best was yet to come. During a pitching change, they started showing people in the stands, but not in "Kiss Cam" format (no heart frame on the big board). Well, one group was a heavy guy talking to two girls in front of him. I turn to my friend and say, "Hey, it would be great if we could see those two chicks kiss." Well, they did--saw themselves on the big board and promptly locked up. The camera crew did their best to recover, switching quickly to the next group, but what they flashed up on the board was even funnier--some guy, holding a widemouth beer bottle, pointing up at the big board and mouthing "Holy chit! Did you just see that?!!!!" No matter where they pointed the camera in the stands, they got people pointing and laughing, so they just cut to some stock footage. Ahhhh, gotta love "Alternate Sexuality" night at Shea.