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  1. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    Since 9R is eastbound, wouldn't Iran Air 711 have to be on 27L to be westbound on the same runway? :D
  2. valkyrie610

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  3. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    You were right, you can't tell a joke worth a damn. :D
  4. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    Not to be a buzzkill, but the urban myth regarding the flag is wrong, and the treaty and division clause are taken out of context. Texas was annexed into the United States under the Joint Resolution of 1845. Any state flag flown on a separate staff may be flown at the height of the US...
  5. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

  6. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of water with 10 nice fish swimming around it them. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw sir', replied...
  7. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    And the answer is: Bacon <clock begins ticking>
  8. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    <jeopardy theme> And the question is... ? </jeopardy theme> Alex, I would say the question is, "What are your worst fears?" Did I win?
  9. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked...
  10. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the Seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Baby conceived naturally...
  11. valkyrie610

    Monday Chuckle

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes...
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