The Blonde Chick and the Snow Plow.
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her...
Mexican and a Canadian woodpecker
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly...
From my 7 year old
A termite walks into a bar and he says:
Is the bar tender here?
Four fonts walk into a bar.
The bartender says: You'll have to leave. We don't serve your type here.
Three strings walk into a bar.
They grab a seat and the bartender walks...