Ha ha! That's hilarious. My fiancé is learning - she doesn't know it yet, but she's going to have mud on her boots and grease under her nails soon. Well, probably not, but it's a goal.
It's an internet forum, about trucks. Not national security. You need to get out more dude.
And this place ain't for me. Y'all go head and troll. I have things to do.