In other news, Sports Illustrated tried to contact Tony Romo by phone, for a comment on the firing of Wade Phillips. He didn't answer.
He couldn't find the receiver.
So Earl and Verne are sitting down at the local bar, and they've both been there for quite some time. All of a sudden, Earl vomits all over himself.
"Awwww Shiiitttt, my wife is gonna' kill me" says Earl.
"No, here's $10" putting the money in Earls shirt pocket. "You just tell your...
So a buddy of mine won the Lottery. Not the huge Mega Millions, just the little Hoosier Lottery. He took the one time payment of 3.6 million, rather than the 9 million over 25 years. He went home to tell his wife,
Honey, I won the Lottery, pack your bags!
Really, that's great, where...
Now Nick- I'm a thinkin' yer not gonna' wanna' hear this from some damn Yankee- but I hafta tell ya: This here thread be called Monday Chuckles, and this here day be called Friday. So I hafta ask- were you dropped on yer noggin as a child?:flipoff2::flipoff2::beer: