A blonde takes her shirt to the cleaners and asks, "Can you get this out?"
The Chinese lady behind the counter says, "Come again."
The blonde says, "No, its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!"
A lady goes to the pro shop to start her round of golf. She makes a beautiful tee shot and pars the first hole. She makes another great tee shot off the second tee and lands in the middle of the fairway. She is contemplating her next shot when she gets stung by a bee. It smarts to much to...