Honest... it's a joke.
Education in Texas:
1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math In 1960s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is...
W.L. reminded me of this. It's a repost, but I still think it's cool. Someone sent me the letter and I wrote the response.
What could be worse for a mother?
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling...
A repost.... but still appropriate.
(It's really funny to me that the fella that wrote this couldn't stop at 10)
THE TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
30. Oh I just couldn't go out with her, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take...
I read this on the Saiga forum. From the jeep forum.....
http://www.jeepforum....nions-1149721/
Dated 1/5/2011
Original Post:
So, my boyfriend bought a '96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the...
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with...
The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America …
Motel Six won't leave the light on...
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time Like my coming along when you needed a cab...
Interesting Piece of History:
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine .
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.