A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied...
A beautiful blonde is flying down the road in her red convertible. Soon, she is pulled over by a police officer. The police officer, also a blonde female, asks the driver for her driver's license.
After several moments of looking through her purse, the driver asks, "Okay, what does my...
How to capture an elephant:
1. Dig a large, elephant-sized hole.
2. Fill the hole with ashes...make it look like the ground around it.
3. Surround the hole with individual green peas.
When the...