Well, if you insist.
Some people say it was raining, or maybe it was midnight, or was it 6 a.m. ?
They may also insinuate my client may, or may not, have been smoking banana peels, or snorting nutmeg,
All I have to say to these allegations is...
He was backing up and slid into the hole, and that is a deep hole. I think there is either a stump in there or a very large rock.
Oh, and he had a passenger!