Recent content by OregonCruzer

wilted like the salad. Even raw, dandelions aren't very crisp.

I had a dobie for a few months-raised er from a pup. Had to get rid of her, not because of temperament, but because she would feel no pain. We lived out in the country at the time and one day she came back flayed open from top of the shoulder down to her belly, and deep. Didn't even notice...

Don't forget the auto-erotic asphyxiation...

I say get a pug, or any dog you have to squeeze the anal glands on every month or so to keep them from rubbing their ass on the carpeting.

It's smiling at you!

That's the worst MRE ever.

Just can't say cock, can you?

Just to sum up: Shut up, brawndos got electrolytes, go away baitin', toilet, scroat, and shut up.

Nerd :flipoff2: I bet you'd like to meet a body cummin through the rye... Win! :cheers:

u=you or it's conjugates.

Yeah-fxxx those asshats. if she needs her property protected, why not just narc on her incestuous brother so he'll quit stealing her s*** to sell for meth?

Louisville Slugger. beat that POS to death.

Just was watching Night of the Comet-There's a Green and White FJ55 at the Weird Bloodsuckers base. EDIT: OMFG they blew it the hell up! :eek:

Ah. Pesky orientation issues. say no more squire!