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06-29-05, 11:19 AM
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IH8MUD Lifer
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Missing Flamingos
Two flamingos are missing from the zoo...true story
Kowboy, Ya been up this way and not tell anyone....Maybe add'n  to the ranch Sir?
__________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." ~ Thomas Jefferson And yes, I'm on of those "Rural American's" that clings to his guns and his religion! 
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06-29-05, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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I bet one of them had on the Santa Costume as a disguise. Or maybe the Thanksgiving turkey costume. Them flamingos are crafty.
__________________ 1994 FZJ80 ARB front, Iron Pig Rear, Aussie Locker, ARB front locker, Destination MTs, Line X Atlanta, GA "It it compromises truth then we will go"-- "Salvation Song"- The Avett Brothers |
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06-29-05, 05:16 PM
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Have Truck, Will Travel
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If ya want to see them birds agin...
Send money! __________________ Nick Stone 81 BJ42 "BJ" 82 FJ60 "Sparrow" Lone Star Land Cruisers TLCA #8070 TLCA Administrative VP 02-08 |
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06-30-05, 10:59 AM
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It shoud be noted that The White Trash do not condone illegal acts of any nature. However, we also do not condone holding flamingos against thier will.
It is rewarding to see that our recently established "Underground Flamingo Railroad" has successfully been initiated. With a worldwide support network in place, we are assisting any flamingos wishing to escape captivity. Their expected arrival at the 3X's Ranch has been scheduled to coincide with the Official White Trash Fourth of July Celebration here at Headquarters. After extensive negotiations with local, state, and federal agencies, the 3X's as been established as a safe harbor for wayward flamingos. They shall be welcomed like royalty and live a care-free life without fear of evil zookeepers. Once we have established possesion of all the world's flamingos, the first step in our World Dominance will have been completed.  
__________________ I'm the President of The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter and Proprietor of The 3X's Ranch and Retirement Home .... and you ain't.  ......  
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06-30-05, 01:25 PM
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IH8MUD Lifer
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A few refugees!!
__________________ "Can you just imagine how funny it would be to see Nolen, painted blue/green wearing white cut off overalls, being chased by a home built unicorn? The real kicker would be Mark as the man behind the curtain." ~... David Dearborne http://www.marksoffroad.net Chief of the Fire and Rescue of the White Trash of Elwood! By Gawd! |
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06-30-05, 05:19 PM
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Quote:
__________________ Let's put the FUN back in dysfunctional!
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06-30-05, 09:17 PM
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IH8MUD Lifer
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Might I suggest that we not give such a detailed accounting of our plans.
__________________ David Dearborn www.urbanlandcruisers.com Foreign Minister for life of the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. I collect Hello Kitty |
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