White Trash Merchandise model

DavidW · 06-09-05, 08:34 AM

Bailey stole my hat!!

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 02:47 PM

Most excellent sir!!

Both them young'uns of ya'lls are mighty pretty.

Your household was oviously serviced by a very handsome mailman ......

and I do mean "serviced".

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 02:55 PM

how can i hook up on one of them there hats??

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2badfjs

how can i hook up on one of them there hats??

A most excellent question sir and we are truly honored that you have boldly stepped forward to make this inquiry.

However ..... since you didn't bother to sign our guestbook .... we ain't gonna bother to answer it.

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

A most excellent question sir and we are truly honored that you have boldly stepped forward to make this inquiry.

However ..... since you didn't bother to sign our guestbook .... we ain't gonna bother to answer it.

to sign that there guest book my kowboy friend

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2badfjs

to sign that there guest book my kowboy friend

Go to www.ElwoodWhiteTrash.com and look for somethin' that says "This here's our Guest Book" sir.

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 03:22 PM

thanx all!!

&

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 2badfjs

how can i hook up on one of them there hats??

thats a pretty cool lookin hat ya got there

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 2badfjs

thats a pretty cool lookin hat ya got there

Thank you sir .... we like 'em too.

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Thank you sir .... we like 'em too.

of maybe send'n one this way?

i'll trade ya'll for some COORS (bad joke,i wouldnt give that to my worst enemy)sorry.

i'm sure we could work sum'n out, can't we?

Kotter · 06-09-05, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Most excellent sir!!

Both them young'uns of ya'lls are mighty pretty.

Your household was oviously serviced by a very handsome mailman ......

and I do mean "serviced".

Very cute kid. Looks more like the milkman to me though.

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2badfjs

of maybe send'n one this way?

i'll trade ya'll for some COORS (bad joke,i wouldnt give that to my worst enemy)sorry.

I was raised on Coors sir and this past weekend at the Ramble I downed two of them thirty packs (except for the few my thievin' damn Foreign Minister pilferred from me).

You have exhausted my patience ... and now insulted me.

No hat.

Go away.

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

I was raised on Coors sir and this past weekend at the Ramble I downed two of them thirty packs (except for the few my thievin' damn Foreign Minister pilferred from me).

You have exhausted my patience ... and now insulted me.

No hat.

Go away.

my apologeez SIR!

can you see it in yourself to forgive me SIR?

i will gladly send some COORS

to better expidite one of them thar saweet lookin hats ya'll have had made up.

AND WEAR IT PROUDLY IN THE STATE OF COLORADO!!!!

thanx you for your time KOWBOY SIR!

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 2badfjs

my apologeez SIR!

can you see it in yourself to forgive me SIR?

No ..... I'm done with you today sir.

Maybe try again tomorrow.

2badfjs · 06-09-05, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

No ..... I'm done with you today sir.

Maybe try again tomorrow.

I'LL DO IT!!!!!

NorCalDoug · 06-09-05, 05:32 PM

Mr. Kowboy, sir,

Having witnessed how the not-so-distinguished gentleman from Colorado thought so little of you as to insult you and your taste for Coors, I would like to avoid making such an error.

I would like to obtain one of these fine caps. What would you suggest I do?

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

Mr. Kowboy, sir,

Having witnessed how the not-so-distinguished gentleman from Colorado thought so little of you as to insult you and your taste for Coors, I would like to avoid making such an error.

I would like to obtain one of these fine caps. What would you suggest I do?

Your cautious approach to this delicate situation has not gone unnoticed sir.

Well done ...... and, in return, I will offer up a suggestion. The bottom line is that money has little value to The White Trash .... simply due to the fact it cannot (legally) obtain the one thing we need.

Ya see .... my Manwhore VP needs a virgin. Several weeks ago he done gotta hold of the last one in Fannin County. He has since become quite irritable and damn near as grumpy as his Old Man. If he don't getta 'nuther one right quick, I'm 'fraid depression mite set in. I have fears that this mite lead 'em to gettin' on that dope and gettin' roorn't.

So there ya have it .... one virgin ..... one hat.

Good luck.

Mace · 06-09-05, 05:56 PM

You gonna test her to make sure she's fittin???

KOWBOY · 06-09-05, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mace

You gonna test her to make sure she's fittin???

I warn you sir that I've already been put in a foul mood.

You have publicly teased us with the notion that your gonna join our movement. Yet, you have made no progress on this front.

I find my patience growin' thin with you as well.

dd113 · 06-09-05, 06:39 PM

The merchandise is for sale but not for everyone. We gotta know you to sell it to you.

NorCalDoug · 06-09-05, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dd113

The merchandise is for sale but not for everyone. We gotta know you to sell it to you.

Mister Foreign Minister,
I fully understand and respect this policy.
I have had the opportunity to meet the esteemed President and upon being granted that opportunity, I provide him with a few appetizers.

I have yet to meet you in person, but I feel that I have shared in a small portion of your tard wrangling anguish. I do look forward to meeting you in person in the future.

That said, I will commence to locating a virgin, however, I fear that given the liberal environment in which I currently reside, a true virgin may be difficult to locate. Regardless, I shall begin my search.

One question regarding said virgin. Does she need to be easy on the eyes? If so, this may hamper my search somewhat.

dd113 · 06-09-05, 09:10 PM

Currently I control the inventory. I need a virgin but she does not need to be that easy on the eyes as long as I can fit her into the viewfinder of my camera. She does need to own a 2 1/2 wrecker though.

NorCalDoug · 06-10-05, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dd113

Currently I control the inventory. I need a virgin but she does not need to be that easy on the eyes as long as I can fit her into the viewfinder of my camera. She does need to own a 2 1/2 wrecker though.

That last requirement is going to make my search all the more challenging sir, but I shall press onward with my foray.

The biggest challenge I foresee is that locating a 2 1/2 wrecker owning virgin will most definitely guarantee that she will NOT be easy on the eyes and will likely be much too large for your viewfinder. That being said, I will make all attempts meet the requested requirements.

06-09-05, 08:34 AM	#1
DavidW IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Iowa Park. TX Posts: 1,143 Blog Entries: 1	White Trash Merchandise model Bailey stole my hat!! Attached Images __________________ "Can you just imagine how funny it would be to see Nolen, painted blue/green wearing white cut off overalls, being chased by a home built unicorn? The real kicker would be Mark as the man behind the curtain." ~... David Dearborne http://www.marksoffroad.net Chief of the Fire and Rescue of the White Trash of Elwood! By Gawd!

06-09-05, 02:47 PM	#2
KOWBOY Unwise One Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX TLCA# 1133 Posts: 3,146	Most excellent sir!! Both them young'uns of ya'lls are mighty pretty. Your household was oviously serviced by a very handsome mailman ...... and I do mean "serviced". __________________ I'm the President of The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter and Proprietor of The 3X's Ranch and Retirement Home .... and you ain't. ......

06-09-05, 02:55 PM	#3
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06-09-05, 03:22 PM	#7
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06-09-05, 05:32 PM	#16
NorCalDoug I Solve Problems... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: uhhhh...duh...Northern CA TLCA# yes, I have one Posts: 5,094	Mr. Kowboy, sir, Having witnessed how the not-so-distinguished gentleman from Colorado thought so little of you as to insult you and your taste for Coors, I would like to avoid making such an error. I would like to obtain one of these fine caps. What would you suggest I do? __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton


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06-09-05, 05:56 PM	#18
Mace what he said Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 11,212	You gonna test her to make sure she's fittin??? __________________ I am kinda gay....... My Myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=75712409 "Mary Poppins: In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game."

06-09-05, 06:39 PM	#20
dd113 IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,820	The merchandise is for sale but not for everyone. We gotta know you to sell it to you. __________________ David Dearborn www.urbanlandcruisers.com Foreign Minister for life of the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. I collect Hello Kitty

06-09-05, 09:10 PM	#22
dd113 IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,820	Currently I control the inventory. I need a virgin but she does not need to be that easy on the eyes as long as I can fit her into the viewfinder of my camera. She does need to own a 2 1/2 wrecker though. __________________ David Dearborn www.urbanlandcruisers.com Foreign Minister for life of the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. I collect Hello Kitty