White Trash Merchandise model

[2badfjs]

Originally Posted by JCB ELWOOD

It aint lookin good, I'm not to sure about Infinity shirts Josh

but that ok

all i gotta do is show your logo to the guy who makes my shirts,

i'll have a hat in no time....HEHEHEHEHE

wanna buy some cool hats

[dd113]

Any chance you ever had of getting any of our merchandise is gone. You threaten us? To steal the logo and use it for evil reasons?


You are not White Trash Material. You are a tard. From this point forward we shall call you tard; but please, dont call us.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by dd113

You are not White Trash Material. You are a tard. From this point forward we shall call you tard; but please, dont call us.

I feel a 'nother change in the bylaws a comin' sir.

Perhaps the "No Tard" rule of the Royal Order of Leaky Seals is, in fact, also appropriate for the far more humble White Trash.

[Mace]

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

I warn you sir that I've already been put in a foul mood.

You have publicly teased us with the notion that your gonna join our movement. Yet, you have made no progress on this front.

I find my patience growin' thin with you as well.

I got confused..

[Mace]

All right..

I sent the associate membership to cruiser1@flash.net

Hope it works...

[Bodean]

Originally Posted by 2badfjs

but that ok

all i gotta do is show your logo to the guy who makes my shirts,

i'll have a hat in no time....HEHEHEHEHE

wanna buy some cool hats

I don't know if I would do that if I were you! You might get to know Smootus who deals with security issues for the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. He don't like thieves!

[66fj40x2]

Originally Posted by 66fj40x2

2badfjs - ***HINT***

1) Shiner Blonde may go a long way to help your cause Sir.
2) Coors and/or Coors Light may also
3) Slow down and take deep breath...White Trash don't go that fast
4) Strike up a conversation 'bout donkeys
5) Ask 'bout how Kowboy "walked right over" that rock at the Ramble that Butch 'bout flipped on

Good Luck, Sir

Well I tried be'n the diplomat for once (and I assure you that just don't happen much anymore) and that obviously didn't get too far.

Gott'a go with Bodean....copy'n the logo may not be the best plan you ever had. And while Smootus looks like a push-over I sho don't want him pissed at me.

[DavidW]

You ever see Butch and Smootus box? Or see Smootus drag a logging chain with a 60 lb ball on the end of it at a dead run? Don't ever want that dog mad at me.

[66fj40x2]

Did git to witness the boxing Saturday....most impressive

I think a tug-a-war with pirated hats and t-shirts would be very cool too!

[NorCalDoug]

Originally Posted by dd113

Any chance you ever had of getting any of our merchandise is gone. You threaten us? To steal the logo and use it for evil reasons?

You are not White Trash Material. You are a tard. From this point forward we shall call you tard; but please, dont call us.

How unfortunate for the not-so-distinguished gentleman from Colorado. I had some suspicions about his intentions from the start. It seems as though he's now shown his true colors

My apologies for not reporting on my progress earlier in the day. I am still in search of a virgin as requested..

I had business in San Francisco -- I spent the entire day searching for virgins there. I was not willing to allow a change in location to deter my search.

It saddens me to report that I believe there to be no virgins in San Francisco. My search covered the vast majority of the city -- there were many females, several owning the requisite wreckers, however not a single virgin was to be found. Without going into too much detail, I would like to warn those who might find themselves in San Francisco in the future, that things are not always what they appear to be (let me just say that "her" deep voice should've been a dead give away -- I'll just leave it at that

I will continue on the wrecker owning virgin quest and will provide an updated status report as time permits.

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

...in San Francisco ... things are not always what they appear to be (let me just say that "her" deep voice should've been a dead give away -- I'll just leave it at that

Way to take one for the team!

Can I order a hat and some stickers? I wanna be too!

[dd113]

Not looking real good for you either. Your buddy 2badfjs is from Colorado also. I think you might be partners with him and this is an attempt to get the tard a hat.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

I will continue on the wrecker owning virgin quest and will provide an updated status report as time permits.

Most excellent sir.

Good luck.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by dd113

Not looking real good for you either. Your buddy 2badfjs is from Colorado also. I think you might be partners with him and this is an attempt to get the tard a hat.

You are indeed a hard man sir.

But IanB's a friggin' member for Gawd's sake. We done voted the fawker in, least we can do is take more money from 'em.

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by dd113

Not looking real good for you either. Your buddy 2badfjs is from Colorado also. I think you might be partners with him and this is an attempt to get the tard a hat.

He would have to pry my hat from my cold dead hands....

[Ullr]

Actually this reminds me, how are merchandise sales going? If they are sluggish I'll buy a couple of extra hats to give to Rising Sun for raffle prizes for the next meeting or Cruise Moab or something. They would get a real kick out of that as several of the members read this forum.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by IanB

Actually this reminds me, how are merchandise sales going?

Brisk to say the least sir.

The Ramble done put a hurtin' on the first batch .... had to order 'nuther batch.

[dd113]

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

You are indeed a hard man sir.

But IanB's a friggin' member for Gawd's sake. We done voted the fawker in, least we can do is take more money from 'em.

I forgot he was a member so I guess his chances went back up.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by dd113

I forgot he was a member so I guess his chances went back up.

Ahhh .... a kinder, gentler Foreign Minister.

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by dd113

I forgot he was a member so I guess his chances went back up.

[2badfjs]

if smootus is all you got, bring him/her on up to colorado.
i got two boxers that will take care of him/her.
heck, i'll just bring the female boxer, might give smoochie a better chance!!!

thanx for posting the logo in the avitars

i gotta give yall credit, at least the star is upright and military.

[DavidW]

To quote the infamous RD Mercer: How long has been since you had a good ole ass whoopin'? How big a ole boy are you anyway?

[2badfjs]

Originally Posted by DavidW

To quote the infamous RD Mercer: How long has been since you had a good ole ass whoopin'? How big a ole boy are you anyway?

former hockey player( but still as tough as a cowpie) and if ya know what a gear bag smells like, just as ripe as a fresh one!!!!

HAVE GREAT DAY GENTLEMEN!!!

[Kotter]

Originally Posted by 2badfjs

former hockey player( but still as tough as a cowpie) and if ya know what a gear bag smells like, just as ripe as a fresh one!!!!

HAVE GREAT DAY GENTLEMEN!!!

This here Elwood chapter has CURRENT hockey players, so you ain't impressin' nobody. Hockey players are meatheads and your true colors are showin' through.