Ya Wanna Join?

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 10:19 AM

Now that we got over our first hurdle it's time to address the needs of the kerbillion people that done been waitin' their whole lives to join such an elitist outfit like we got.

We're doin' some last minute fine-tunin' on the bylaws but that shoudn't take long if'n the officers will get back to me soon.

Got the application for general membership done. Should have the logo today so we can get the membership cards rollin' and some club stickers ordered.

Basic'ly folks here's the deal:

1) Ya gotta be a member of both TLCA and LSLC (associate deal is fine). If'n ya was at the Roundup you're already an associate of LSLC. If not, get up with 'em and join.

2) Ya request to be a member and we get ya the bylaws and application via E-mail/fax/snail mail (you choose).

3) Ya get us the aplication back and the officers vote on whether or not we want ya.

4) We'll be in touch if'n ya pass the vote and ya gotta give us some damn money. (Be around $22 as described in the bylaws)

5) Ya get a card, sticker, and the pride (

) of bein' one of us.

We can't do nuthin' till the minor changes in our bylaws is settled so I'll post up when the crap's ready to send out.

However, feel free to post up ya'lls membership requests and contact info. on this thread starting .....

RIGHT NOW!!

elmariachi · 04-29-05, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Now that we got over our first hurdle it's time to address the needs of the kerbillion people that done been waitin' their whole lives to join such an elitist outfit like we got.

However, feel free to post up ya'lls membership requests and contact info. on this thread starting .....
RIGHT NOW!!

Well, I'll join up and contribute to your koffers as long as you have a good logo on your s^!t!.

PM me when you're ready to collect the $$.

JR

hoop5 · 04-29-05, 12:07 PM

Me being from AR means I gotta go back to my white trash roots and join.
PM me with details and I'm trying to get some of AR finest moonhine for the Ramble. Figured that might pursuade a vote or two.

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

2) Ya request to be a member and we get ya the bylaws and application via E-mail/fax/snail mail (you choose).

I don't think ya can send attachments on a PM.

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 12:30 PM

Thanks to a dedicated staff of officers, the bylaws are a done deal.

As promised in another thread, the first official application just went out to Ms. Kris.

By Gawd folks .... The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter is now open for business.

Please try to remain calm and form a single-file line.... there's enuff room for everyone.

66fj40x2 · 04-29-05, 01:11 PM

Mr. President Sir,
Please email me one of them applications, 66fj40@cox.net

Tank ya kindly!

65swb45 · 04-29-05, 01:29 PM

Dare I ask where that $22 might be goin?

I gotta use some o my limited funds to replace the duct tape I used on Kate last week!

Kotter · 04-29-05, 04:47 PM

Mr. President and Officers,
I respectfully request to be a member of such a fine upstandin' White Trash organization. Please PM me with what I need ta do.

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 65swb45

Dare I ask where that $22 might be goin?

Ya get a friggin' little membership card that cost us $1.25.

Ya get a little club sticker (that I ain't even got yet) that's gonna cost us about 3 bucks.

The rest we gonna spend on beer.

Any more questions?

BTW, any further intelligent inquiries from you sir will not bode well for your pending membership application.

Please remain quite, follow the crowds, request an application, and pay your money.

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kotter

Mr. President and Officers,
I respectfully request to be a member of such a fine upstandin' White Trash organization. Please PM me with what I need ta do.

I'm callin' "bullshit" on this one.

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 05:44 PM

Note to self:

All the above done been dealt with.

acolella · 04-29-05, 05:50 PM

is a mullet required to join?

KOWBOY · 04-29-05, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acolella

is a mullet required to join?

No.

Kotter · 04-29-05, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

I'm callin' "bullshit" on this one.

No bullshit here, sir. Besides, what makes you think I'm the type to bullshit?

offrd63 · 04-29-05, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Ya get a friggin' little membership card that cost us $1.25.

Ya get a little club sticker (that I ain't even got yet) that's gonna cost us about 3 bucks.

The rest we gonna spend on beer.

Any more questions?

OK

If ya send me some paperwork, I'll sell 5 of my damb chickens to come up with the beer money

Thank you very much
aw

Rascal · 04-30-05, 06:49 AM

krzyabncanuck · 04-30-05, 08:15 AM

Can I still have all my front teeth and join ? The wifey thinks my front teeth are sexy !!!

I don't understand either.

KOWBOY · 04-30-05, 08:21 AM

Yes.

Green Lantern · 04-30-05, 08:56 AM

This is gonna be fun.

Great avitar Kowboy. When you get back to town I'll drop off a case of Shiner and an application for consideration.
;-)
Happy Trails! N

Texican · 04-30-05, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kotter

No bullshit here, sir. Besides, what makes you think I'm the type to bullshit?

1. BROOKLYN??????

2. IF YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE TO BULLSHIT YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE.

Quazii · 04-30-05, 09:45 AM

Kowboy--I sent one of those PM thingys. Don't forget the Gilmer folks!

KOWBOY · 04-30-05, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quazii

Kowboy--I sent one of those PM thingys. Don't forget the Gilmer folks!

PM'd ya right back.

Ain't gonna forget the Gilmer folks ..... hell mite even make ya our first official sub-chapter.

Thank you.

hatfieldcb · 04-30-05, 10:58 AM

Knock, knock. Can I come in?

Here's a logo our own Matt Farr whipped up for you guys.

Kotter · 04-30-05, 11:08 AM

1. BROOKLYN??????

2. IF YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE TO BULLSHIT YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE.

Whaaat?? Lil ole me??????

wngrog · 04-30-05, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatfieldcb

Knock, knock. Can I come in?

Here's a logo our own Matt Farr whipped up for you guys.

That logo kicks ass.

04-29-05, 10:19 AM	#1
KOWBOY Unwise One Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX TLCA# 1133 Posts: 3,146	Ya Wanna Join? Now that we got over our first hurdle it's time to address the needs of the kerbillion people that done been waitin' their whole lives to join such an elitist outfit like we got. We're doin' some last minute fine-tunin' on the bylaws but that shoudn't take long if'n the officers will get back to me soon. Got the application for general membership done. Should have the logo today so we can get the membership cards rollin' and some club stickers ordered. Basic'ly folks here's the deal: 1) Ya gotta be a member of both TLCA and LSLC (associate deal is fine). If'n ya was at the Roundup you're already an associate of LSLC. If not, get up with 'em and join. 2) Ya request to be a member and we get ya the bylaws and application via E-mail/fax/snail mail (you choose). 3) Ya get us the aplication back and the officers vote on whether or not we want ya. 4) We'll be in touch if'n ya pass the vote and ya gotta give us some damn money. (Be around $22 as described in the bylaws) 5) Ya get a card, sticker, and the pride ( ) of bein' one of us. We can't do nuthin' till the minor changes in our bylaws is settled so I'll post up when the crap's ready to send out. However, feel free to post up ya'lls membership requests and contact info. on this thread starting ..... RIGHT NOW!! __________________ I'm the President of The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter and Proprietor of The 3X's Ranch and Retirement Home .... and you ain't. ......

04-29-05, 12:07 PM	#3
hoop5 IH8MUD Rookie Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: TX Posts: 71	Me being from AR means I gotta go back to my white trash roots and join. PM me with details and I'm trying to get some of AR finest moonhine for the Ramble. Figured that might pursuade a vote or two. __________________ Cruiser Buggy, LT1, Big MF Tires

04-29-05, 12:30 PM	#5
KOWBOY Unwise One Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX TLCA# 1133 Posts: 3,146	Thanks to a dedicated staff of officers, the bylaws are a done deal. As promised in another thread, the first official application just went out to Ms. Kris. By Gawd folks .... The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter is now open for business. Please try to remain calm and form a single-file line.... there's enuff room for everyone. __________________ I'm the President of The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter and Proprietor of The 3X's Ranch and Retirement Home .... and you ain't. ......

04-29-05, 01:11 PM	#6
66fj40x2 IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under my truck TLCA# 10749 Posts: 3,294	Mr. President Sir, Please email me one of them applications, 66fj40@cox.net Tank ya kindly! __________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." ~ Thomas Jefferson And yes, I'm on of those "Rural American's" that clings to his guns and his religion!

04-29-05, 01:29 PM	#7
65swb45 elder statesman Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: so cal, going 45 TLCA# 1086 Posts: 6,911	Dare I ask where that $22 might be goin? I gotta use some o my limited funds to replace the duct tape I used on Kate last week! __________________ A carbureted man in a fuel injected world. 65SWB45, 64LWB45, 68FJ40,72V840, 76HJ45[going],84FJ60[gone], 76K5, 73Sub454, 89Sub7.4[gone], 97Sub5.7 TLCA delegate, Trail Crew-LAC TLCA, The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter my website: http://www.marksoffroad.net


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04-29-05, 04:47 PM	#8
Kotter IH8MUD Regular Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Brooklyn TLCA# 5371 Posts: 284	Mr. President and Officers, I respectfully request to be a member of such a fine upstandin' White Trash organization. Please PM me with what I need ta do. __________________ Let's put the FUN back in dysfunctional!

04-29-05, 05:44 PM	#11
KOWBOY Unwise One Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX TLCA# 1133 Posts: 3,146	Note to self: All the above done been dealt with. __________________ I'm the President of The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter and Proprietor of The 3X's Ranch and Retirement Home .... and you ain't. ......

04-29-05, 05:50 PM	#12
acolella IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 187	is a mullet required to join?

04-30-05, 06:49 AM	#16
Rascal IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Argyle, TX TLCA# 12347 Posts: 535	__________________ Bruce Mitchell 07 TLC - It's nice to be back...

04-30-05, 08:15 AM	#17
krzyabncanuck IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Looking for a place in TN. TLCA# 5330 Posts: 1,922	Can I still have all my front teeth and join ? The wifey thinks my front teeth are sexy !!! I don't understand either. __________________ Proud Patriot Guard Rider Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for YOU, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul and the other for your Freedom Looking for a hardtop for a 45 lwb. Along with all hardware. Looking for a job in TN.

04-30-05, 08:21 AM	#18
KOWBOY Unwise One Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX TLCA# 1133 Posts: 3,146	Yes. __________________ I'm the President of The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter and Proprietor of The 3X's Ranch and Retirement Home .... and you ain't. ......

04-30-05, 08:56 AM	#19
Green Lantern Have Truck, Will Travel Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fort Worth, Texas TLCA# 8070 Posts: 506	This is gonna be fun. Great avitar Kowboy. When you get back to town I'll drop off a case of Shiner and an application for consideration. ;-) Happy Trails! N __________________ Nick Stone 81 BJ42 "BJ" 82 FJ60 "Sparrow" Lone Star Land Cruisers TLCA #8070 TLCA Administrative VP 02-08

04-30-05, 09:45 AM	#21
Quazii IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: TEXAS Posts: 194	Kowboy--I sent one of those PM thingys. Don't forget the Gilmer folks! __________________ LoneStarLandCruisers TheWhiteTrashOfTheElwoodChapter Chris 70 FJ-40 Both 88 FJ-62 Ran out of luck when the Semi ran out of talent Marde 94 FZJ-80 Acting like an idiot? Hell I'm no actor

04-30-05, 10:58 AM	#23
hatfieldcb IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Colorado TLCA# 2768 Posts: 968	Knock, knock. Can I come in? Here's a logo our own Matt Farr whipped up for you guys. Attached Images __________________ Chris Hatfield KCØZAB TLCA#2768, Ad Sales Manager, Toyota Trails/tlca.org "As long as you're skating on thin ice, you may as well dance!" '97 FZJ80, '69 FJ40 "Project Orange" Rising Sun 4 Wheel Drive Club Cruise Moab 2008 Advertise in TLCA's award winning Toyota Trails magazine.

04-30-05, 11:08 AM	#24
Kotter IH8MUD Regular Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Brooklyn TLCA# 5371 Posts: 284	1. BROOKLYN?????? 2. IF YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE TO BULLSHIT YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE. Whaaat?? Lil ole me?????? __________________ Let's put the FUN back in dysfunctional! Last edited by Kotter; 04-30-05 at 11:10 AM. Reason: Message replying to did not copy