Ya Wanna Join?

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by TMAN_FJ60

Mr. President, sir, I would be honored if'n you'd send an application my way.

Travis

Done deal.

[TMAN_FJ60]

thank you sir. and i promise to get my foot off the skinny pedal next time.

[Mace]

Originally Posted by Mace

Done by tomorrow sir, with many thanks for makin a fella feel like a part o' somethin..


BTW, whenever chrome wimmen are created you can count me in for a box of whatever it is

Aint tomorrow but it is done.

Sometimes I can be a bit slow...

Kinda like leaving a campfire... It takes a while to get going..

[KOWBOY]

So what are ya sayin' sir?

Are you ready to cross over to the dark side?

To join in with all the outcast, misfit, irresponsible, disrespectful, low-down cheats that make up our little club?

Please advise.

[Mace]

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

So what are ya sayin' sir?

Are you ready to cross over to the dark side?

To join in with all the outcast, misfit, irresponsible, disrespectful, low-down cheats that make up our little club?

Please advise.

It'll feel like home..





If you could please send the requirements

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

.....

2) Ya request to be a member and we get ya the bylaws and application via E-mail/fax/snail mail (you choose).

....

You sir, are once again tryin' my patience.

Exactly which part of the above quote, (which was plainly located at the start of this thread for your reference) don't ya understand sir?

O.K. ...... here ya go .... please try to follow along sir:

If ya want the shit E-mailed to ya ... then give me an E-mail addy please.

If ya want the shit faxed to ya ... then give me a fax number please.

If ya want the shit snail-mailed to ya ... then give me a snail-mail addy please.

Should ya have any further questions about this procedure ..... then just go away.

[Mace]

I actually thought you had my E-mail already..



macej@snwa.com

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by Mace

I actually thought you had my E-mail already..



macej@snwa.com

Now why-in-the-hell would I have your E-mail sir??

Thinkin' is obviously not one of your strong points .......

therefore ...... I done sent ya the shit.

You have indeed found a home sir.

Just get someone to read the bylaws to ya and help ya fill out the application and will commence to votin' on ya.

[KOWBOY]

And a little note to our ... "special" .... friends over there in Gilmer ....

These poor folks have been tryin' to join for months and just can't quite get it right.

But Ms. Marde done sent me two e-mails today to snail-mail an app.

(She forgot to give me an addy in the first one .. )

I, hereby attest .... right here in front of the kerbillion folks that read this damn forum daily.... that if ya'll can somehow, in someway, return the form I'm mailin' ya ..... then By Gawd ya'll gonna be members.

Good luck.

[DavidW]

I mean, my Gawd look who she is married to!

[M-80]

I did get the application. I think I will be able to read it myself. That won't count against me, will it?

[M-80]

Is there something I need to know about the man I am married to? He did go the Ramble without me but I didn't think he could get in too much trouble with three kids and my brother tagging along.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by M-80

I did get the application. I think I will be able to read it myself. That won't count against me, will it?

No ma'am. In fact, it should come in handy so ya can read the address to send it back to us.

Damn ... ya didn't mention if ya could write the address on an envelope.

Good luck ... if all else fails, we'll sign ya up in person when we come to Gilmer.

[Texican]

Originally Posted by M-80

Is there something I need to know about the man I am married to? He did go the Ramble without me but I didn't think he could get in too much trouble with three kids and my brother tagging along.

He said it was OK with you to leave the kids at camp while him the bro in law went into town to the tiddie bar.........so no I reckon not.
Butch

[DavidW]

Originally Posted by Mace

It'll feel like a homo..

WTF?

[Domek]

Sende me the paper work to jps60@hotmail.com

again are you the houston chapter.

I am from Brownsville,Tx.

Yes Sir. down at the border. Unless there's a closer chapter.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by Domek

again are you the houston chapter.

Well ..... let's see here .....
is our name The White Trash of the Houston Chapter??

I am from Brownsville,Tx.

Yes Sir. down at the border. Unless there's a closer chapter.

Elwood to Brownsville is 660.4 miles sir.

Now that I've had fun at your expense sir ....

Houston has two seperate clubs:

1) The Texas Land Cruiser Club of Houston (www.tlcc-houston.org)

2) The Houston Chapter of Lone Star Land Cruisers (www.lslc.org)

Good luck.

[Domek]

If I ask is because I am not familiar with the area, and for the record, Elwood,Tx. I don't thinks it's a big city like houston or dallas which are more recognizable. but thanks

[KOWBOY]

Before me and my Boys are done sir ... Elwood's gonna be far more recognizable than Houston or Dallas.

[woody]

if you blink or sneeze in the vacinity of Elwood, you'll likely miss it....

[Domek]

so it's a local club, and I mean just for those that live in elwood.

Sorry kowboy, I do look outside the city limits and not only within them.

Woody thanks for pointing out the size of Elwood.

[KOWBOY]

Originally Posted by Domek

so it's a local club, and I mean just for those that live in elwood.

Actually sir, not at all. Includin' immediate family members, the club's got more people than Elwood!

We've got proud members from coast to coast in 9 different states.

Check out the ICBM thread on the club forum for Lone Star Land Cruisers ... Show up .... have a few beers ... do a little wheelin' .... and join our movement.

[Domek]

So now you are getting serious.

Now let me ask you what type of events do you have other then drinking beer?

Where does this events, runs or drinking beer take place?

[woody]

Domek:

I'm a Elwood chapter member, proud one at that, and live a rockin 1400ish miles from the meeting site...fortunately, I participate vicariously online....and make a valient attempt to attend one club TLCA-related function a year (or more, when possible)

I believe the membership requirements are simple enuf...the ability to drink beer and something to bring to the club membership, whether it be a cute wife, basic eye-hand coordination, or experience in pyrotechnics....KOWBOY can elaborate.

[Domek]

Well sound like fun

so if you drive 1400 miles I sure can drive 660.04 that aint no biggy for me. I drove to Marbel Fall which is west of Austin, for a trail run with the nissan guys. I also own a Nissan Frontier, which wheeling days are over. Well Mr. Kowboy?