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Old 03-29-05, 11:10 PM   #1
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white trash merchandise ideas

Per presidential request, a few ideas. You are obviously welcome to add, kind of like adding fuel to a bonfire, only in this case it will be a smoke signal for the whole TLCA to see!

Bumper sticker: GOT TRASH? [has to be made with the same lettering as 'got milk' for best effect]

Chapter or Event T-Shirt: Git Trashed with the best!

Motto: E Pluribus Trashum

Alternate motto [t-shirt or bumper sticker]: In we trust

1st alternate motto: I only wheel on days that end in 'y'

2nd alternate motto: I only drink on days that end in 'y'

3rd alternate motto: I put that ditch there!

This is too much fun!


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Old 03-30-05, 12:59 AM   #2
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How about a club song?

First suggestion: rewrite the Billy Joel classic.

I've got an Elwood state of mind.


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Old 03-30-05, 05:24 AM   #4
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Thanks Mark.

What we're lookin' for is an "official slogan" for the back of our T-shirts.

Please post up ideas. If we choose your slogan, The White Trash will finance the winner with a $3.15 gift certificate at Marks Offroad.


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Thanks Mark.

What we're lookin' for is an "official slogan" for the back of our T-shirts.

Please post up ideas. If we choose your slogan, The White Trash will finance the winner with a $3.15 gift certificate at Marks Offroad.

Better check with Lynn, I think that we only have $2.68 left in the treasury after the last beer run.

Possible T shirt slogan:

Why yes, I am from Elwood. Why do you ask?


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Possible T shirt slogan:

Why yes, I am from Elwood. Why do you ask?
Or: Yes I AM from Elwood. What gave it away?


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Just a idea for shirts: wife beaters-good old t-shirt

shirt logo must include a mullett...


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Just a idea for shirts: wife beaters-good old t-shirt
Wife beater shirts .........



By Gawd that there's as White Trash as it gets.

Damn Clutchee, you just mite amount to somethin' yet.


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I think they need to be pocket-tees with the sleeves ripped off for summer, and long sleeve Wrangler denim pearl snaps for the winter. Josh


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I think they need to be pocket-tees with the sleeves ripped off for summer, and long sleeve Wrangler denim pearl snaps for the winter. Josh
Reckon we'll have to ....... since that's all Lynn wears.


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OK...How about this:


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Here's yer logo Kowpookie.



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Reckon it's a good thang I ain't got no sister.

But then again, that means I don't really know if it's a bad deal or not.

So tell us Ed, how's it been workin' out for YOU all these years.



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So tell us Ed, how's it been workin' out for YOU all these years.


Dunno, I got skeerewed cuz by the time my nuts dropped, sissy was married off to cuzin Fred and momma was havin hot flashes.


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Ed ....... you sir, are in need of some serious counselin'.

Reckon you should join our club.

Please stay tuned to this forum.



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These might be a way to help identify the Elwood Chapter at runs, sanctioned events or even just driving down the street.

yard/Cruiser art and T-Shirts
(been up all night....no other excuse )
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Pleny Famingo items on Ebay, heck even a new collar for the bitch! Elwoodians rejoice!


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yard/Cruiser art .......
Them flamingos with the whirly wings is cool.

Better than what we got. Gonna have to look into that deal.



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Pleny Famingo items on Ebay, heck even a new collar for the bitch! Elwoodians rejoice!
As a matter of fact, Dawg's done growin' so fast she's on the last hole of the collar she's got now.

Please feel free to post up one of them link deals if'n ya see somethin'.

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eBay even has dem cushy privy hole covers, I'm sur ain't nobody else in Elwood got one a dem!


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Them flamingos with the whirly wings is cool.




Now that's some BLING!


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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...367748304&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...166105183&rd=1

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Thanks Uncle Ben.

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