Official "how you earned your white trash" thread....

JasonH · 03-24-05, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Plans for the '05 version are in the works. Very preliminary at this time but I'll give ya a hint:

Lot of miles ..... lot of back roads ..... AND NO TOW RIG!

I've actually been trying to figure out how to do a trip like that. I would love that. I know the Utah guys are talking about doing a 7 day expedition across Utah, all on back roads. I was thinking there's gotta be a cool way to do that somewhere in Texas.
Although you're gonna need more than the 4 square inches of windshield you have now.

theSherpa · 03-24-05, 09:15 AM

I have four motorcycles: two BMW's, one runs, one's a basket
two Ducati's, one runs, one's a basket
I have four Land Cruisers: two FJ60's, one runs, one's a basket
two pigs, one runs, one's a basket

the water heater that went out last September? still laying behind my back door on it's side, ask Chef.

I was born on the same farm my Dad was. I believe that whiskey is only made from corn. first time I got drunk was Pabst Blue Ribbon.

But, I'm pretty sure that knowing what desmodromic means, means I'll never be white trash no matter how hard I try! I am grateful for every minute I spend with you idjits, though...

Steve

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JasonH

I've actually been trying to figure out how to do a trip like that. I would love that. I know the Utah guys are talking about doing a 7 day expedition across Utah, all on back roads. I was thinking there's gotta be a cool way to do that somewhere in Texas.
Although you're gonna need more than the 4 square inches of windshield you have now.

GOGGLES!

..... and the trip just mite go way beyond the Texas border.

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by theSherpa

But, I'm pretty sure that knowing what desmodromic means, means I'll never be white trash ...

Steve,

Not really. I did a search on the AOL dictionary and it says the word don't exist. If your using big words that ain't even real .... you mite qualify. If you know real words that the computer don't even know ... you're out.

mmw68 · 03-24-05, 09:41 AM

Well several months ago I replaced a tolet in our house (or years..can't remeber) - it it still stitting on the back porch, the wife put some flowers in it, and she is now thinking about moving out front if I don't get rid of it.

Also currently have several meat smokers and BBQ grills all rusted in the back yard - but the rust gives the meat a nice flavor!!

I assume I must send a case of beer in with my application!

66fj40x2 · 03-24-05, 09:48 AM

Cruiser parts being stored in the family room in the basement
The wife's car sits outside while boths 40's are in pieces on the garage floor
I have 3 times as many transmissions & transfer cases then I have vehicles
I have 3 more cars parked out front then people in the house to drive them
It's taken two summers to paint the trim on the house and it's still two differnet colors
I've been on TV describing what the tornado sounded like
I got escorted out of the state of Texas by the DPS for crossing the state line at a buck-30 in a Camaro (it's was either that or go to jail in Gainsville)
My 40 got painted after a case Shiner and my buddies found the Krylon

Mike

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mmw68

I assume I must send a case of beer in with my application!

General membership dues have yet to be established .... but I like your thinkin'

66fj40x2 · 03-24-05, 09:55 AM

AW Crap, almost forgot....tornadoalleycruiser was hanging off the side of my for tech and the Roundup that's gotta count by itself

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 66fj40x2

AW Crap, almost forgot....tornadoalleycruiser was hanging off the side of my for tech and the Roundup that's gotta count by itself

All Tornado Alley Cruiser members are going to be placed on "the preferred applicant" list once we get geared up ......

since I gotta kiss Chef's ass in order to GET geared up.

theSherpa · 03-24-05, 10:07 AM

crap

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Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Steve,

Not really. I did a search on the AOL dictionary and it says the word don't exist. If your using big words that ain't even real .... you mite qualify. If you know real words that the computer don't even know ... you're out.

theSherpa · 03-24-05, 10:11 AM

"crossing the state line at a buck-30 in a Camaro"

Kowpie, wouldn't you say Mike automatically qualifies on account of operation of a trailer-park Ferrari?

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by theSherpa

"crossing the state line at a buck-30 in a Camaro"

Kowpie, wouldn't you say Mike automatically qualifies on account of operation of a trailer-park Ferrari?

Perhaps.

But the real significant fact here is that we just developed our first two-page thread on our little forum.

By Gawd I swear it brings me a tear of joy.

66fj40x2 · 03-24-05, 10:22 AM

and it's about the best i've read in a good while!!

tornadoalleycruiser · 03-24-05, 11:17 AM

Well, I've got a Fj62 that hasn't moved since Moab of last year with a drain pan full of ATF sitting under it, a spare FJ40 wheel n tire being used as a wheel chock to keep it from rolling down into the street and a set of vise grips keeping a leaking gas hose from dripping all over the driveway and spilling that gawd awful expensive petrol out..
The tcase is sitting in the garage cause it's been too cold to go work on it and it dont' rightly fit in da garage anymore unless I pull the valvestems out and roll it in on the rims..

My FJ40 has moved to it's third garage and still won't move under it's own power since Moab 02! Dang rod bearing tried to move to the outside of the motor! Been trailered to each shop.. I just cut off all the bodywork that i bent last time I laid it over on it's sides cause I didn't want to bother and fix it.. I drove my FJ40 home from moab one year with a hose coming off the PCV valve and thru the hood aimed down the side of the truck. This was to help cause the blowby on the engine was so severe that it made a better aircompressor than it did an engine.. Oil was sprayed all down the side of the rig on the way home but she drove under her own power the whole way home!
I painted my FJ40 with Rustoleum cause it was as close to the real color I wanted to get.. My drivers seat in the FJ40 wiggles cause the floor is rusted out.. I have more money in the axles, gearboxes and tires than the whole truck's worth!
I have LandCruiser parts in the kitchen, Living room, dining room, basement, bedroom, driveway, backyard, all this can be verified by Chef and Sherpa!
My M416 military trailer has a flat and I keep it on the back patio.. THe fender makes a good beer mount when bbq'ing..
I've used the winch on my truck to pull shrubs in the yard..
I spend more on Cruiserparts than I do on living expenses..
I've had Kowboy swing by on the way to the black Hills and have a full blown yard sale in my front yard! Unloaded springs, steering stuff, sm420, driveshafts, tires/rims, skidplate etc..
I've been forced to wheel with Kowboy as his shotgun cause my junk burned as much oil as gas..

? Do I qualify?

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tornadoalleycruiser

? Do I qualify?

Good stuff.

Let's see here ....

TLCA officer ........ Yes, you qualify .... We fixin' to need your vote.

DavidW · 03-24-05, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by tornadoalleycruiser

with a drain pan full of ATF sitting under it
? Do I qualify?

You gonna use that there tranny fluid?

Mace · 03-24-05, 01:21 PM

lol

Is being forced to Ride With Kowboy cause your junks broke a quilifier???

Shit, I'm in

How bout goin off to shoot chickens when your junks broke

JCB ELWOOD · 03-24-05, 03:54 PM

Lets see here, I actually live in Elwood full time, the name of the road I live on is offensive, got me a pit bull, who happens to be an officer in our club, got a 79 Toyota truck that I paid $100 for, then proceeded to cut the cherry front fenders with a torch, which has not been moved for over a year, knocked the window out of my 60 last October, got new ones but thinkin I'll just cut the ass end off, my 92 Toyoyta truck now has official old school General Lee mags..............I am the Vice President/Welder/Mechanic of the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. Josh

KOWBOY · 03-24-05, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JCB ELWOOD

Lets see here, I actually live in Elwood full time, the name of the road I live on is offensive, got me a pit bull, who happens to be an officer in our club, got a 79 Toyota truck that I paid $100 for, then proceeded to cut the cherry front fenders with a torch, which has not been moved for over a year, knocked the window out of my 60 last October, got new ones but thinkin I'll just cut the ass end off, my 92 Toyoyta truck now has official old school General Lee mags..............I am the Vice President/Welder/Mechanic of the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. Josh

GET 'EM BOY!

For outsiders just visiting this forum:

Our VP Josh is truly the poster child for "The White Trash".

offrd63 · 03-24-05, 04:32 PM

Lets see here,

My common law wife threw away my favorate t-shirt that just said
Your trailer or Mine Darlin
One of my favorate hats says Life's to short to dance with ugly women.
I gota old broke down chicken coop on a couple a acres just so I'd have a place to throw all my old truck parts.
Got rid of my 80 cause I missed haveing a pickup.
I was born in Ft. Lennard Wood MO.
And Last but not least, I Drank Shiner Bock Lite for breakfast at the final leg of the White Trash Road Trip 04!
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