Y'all ain't gonna believe this ...

KOWBOY · 10-20-09, 12:30 PM

We done got us another Mes'kin tryin' to sneak into our ranks.

Since he's met our basic requirement of attendin' 3 events ... and his English is a buttload better than JP's ... and he's promised not to paint a huge friggin' penis on his hood ... I ain't gonna immediately shoot down his request.

However, such a dangerous infiltration of for'ners into our club demands consideration from all members.

Therefore ... in this one-and-only display of democracy ...

I ask that all White Trash from coast to coast place a vote on whether or not we can tolerate another one.

Darius (trd55) anxiously awaits the decision.

wanabecruisen · 10-20-09, 01:56 PM

I vote we accept Darius and kick that other one out!

DavidW · 10-20-09, 03:45 PM

Vote Darrius in and then kick them all out!!!!

Bodean · 10-20-09, 04:22 PM

Viva Darius!

66fj40x2 · 10-21-09, 07:16 AM

Dang it, Daryl beat me to it........

Go for it!

Green Lantern · 10-21-09, 07:21 AM

Darius is an Aggie...don't that count for something?
Of course not!

Welcome aboard
Nick

Domek · 10-21-09, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

We done got us another Mes'kin tryin' to sneak into our ranks.

Since he's met our basic requirement of attendin' 3 events ... and his English is a buttload better than JP's ... and he's promised not to paint a huge friggin' penis on his hood ... I ain't gonna immediately shoot down his request.

However, such a dangerous infiltration of for'ners into our club demands consideration from all members.

Therefore ... in this one-and-only display of democracy ...

I ask that all White Trash from coast to coast place a vote on whether or not we can tolerate another one.

Darius (trd55) anxiously awaits the decision.

Sir YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! I've been driving and flying this year to make the 3 events required.
I know from the very begining I have not been treted with respect in which I had to lower my expectation to basically nothing.

My purpose of attending these events has been to release stress from work and have a good time, which I have done and accomplished the goal.

I could careless what you think about me or my English.

kowboy did he buy all those tools that you were selling?

if he did, he bought his way in. Sucker!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wanabecruisen

I vote we accept Darius and kick that other one out!

Bite me redneck !

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavidW

Vote Darrius in and then kick them all out!!!!

you should work for border patrol, I hear they still hiring!

what's the good thing in all this?

I have seniority! he! he!

Bodean · 10-21-09, 09:54 AM

You are alright JP! Your post always start off real serious and I always go "oh $hit they done pissed him off". I say once Darius is in yall just speak spanish around Kowboy. It'll eventually drive him crazy! (unless he speaks spanish).

Later,

66fj40x2 · 10-21-09, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Bodean

It'll eventually drive him crazy!

Ya mean he's not already.... I mean even before sellin' off his junk.

You're alright JP... I don't what Kowpoke says about ya.

wanabecruisen · 10-21-09, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Domek

Sir YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

Bite me redneck !

JP, please, would it be too much if we were to ask that you exercise a modicum of decorum in your responses? Also, if you don't mind my asking,...

why you got a penis painted on your hood?

Green Lantern · 10-21-09, 11:44 AM

Daryl,
You just made me spray coffee all over my keyboard.
LMAO
Nick

Quote:

Originally Posted by wanabecruisen

JP, please, would it be too much if we were to ask that you exercise a modicum of decorum in your responses? Also, if you don't mind my asking,...

why you got a penis painted on your hood?

Kotter · 10-21-09, 12:05 PM

Yo voto si por Darius.

JP, porque traes una verga pintada en su carro?

Domek · 10-21-09, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodean

You are alright JP! Your post always start off real serious and I always go "oh $hit they done pissed him off". I say once Darius is in yall just speak spanish around Kowboy. It'll eventually drive him crazy! (unless he speaks spanish).

Later,

NO way I am pissed about this, even my wife ask me about why do I take all the shit from Kowboy?

it's a mutual thing he gives me hell, I'll show also my appreciation to him too.

As far as Kowboy understanding a full sentence in Spanish I really doubt it.

TO Kowboy: Pinche Vaquero Joto and don't go calling Butch or Cob for translation.

love you too!

Domek · 10-21-09, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kotter

Yo voto si por Darius.

JP, porque traes una verga pintada en su carro?

holy cow this thing is getting out of hand!

Since the question posted by Doc is Rate R I will not respond to it neither translate.

...and for those that are trying to figure it out, no thats not how we say good morning in Spanish.

I will remove as soon as possible the art work on my truck.

For those ladies reading, sorry you had to read this.

valkyrie610 · 10-21-09, 03:04 PM

Because you bring a yard guinea fowl in its car?

Damned little Joto Cattle tender?

WTF are y'all talking about???

bigcountry · 10-21-09, 08:20 PM

I truly love this club, if Bodean says yes to Darius then I do too. PS, at this point I think JP should take Nolens place as the clubs BITCH. hehehe

Later,

KOWBOY · 10-22-09, 07:37 AM

This is such a fawkin' outstandin' thread ...

I believe we'll just let it roll for a coupla more days 'fore we settle the matter.

For the record ...

Josh bought my tools, not Darius, so he didn't try to bribe his way in.

(Otherwise he'd of been in without a club vote.

)

All we really need now is for Darius to chime in here ...

Sometimes I wonder why ANYBODY would even wanna be in this sorry-ass abusive club. You fawkers are brutal.

DavidW · 10-22-09, 12:10 PM

Tengo un lápiz y es amarillo!

DavidW · 10-22-09, 12:11 PM

Ambos de sus padres y su juego de química!

trd55 · 10-22-09, 01:46 PM

If I may say,,,

My intentions to become part of this here club was not to be a home wrecker

. Due to my intrest in becoming a member, it seems that some members of this fine establishment might be a little preturbed and possibly fear intrusion upon their personal space and/or culture

. I have no desire to replace, invade, or impose my self on anybodys position (or positions whichever they may or may not like it

).

I will however offer up a discount for any lawn services purchased at full price

.

Furthermore I may be able to fill a small niche (if one is required) that creates a broader demographic swatch of the fine group of people. I not only bring my, as Kowboy calls it, Mes'kin flavor with me but also one of an In'jun flavor

. Though I am undocumented, and very little In'jun, I feel that this in itself would provide sufficient difference, so as not to interfere with the love and kindness that has been so eloquently expressed to JP, and the postion he has acquired as the club Mes'kin.

With that said, I patiently await the outcome and will respect the decsion reached by the voting members.

valkyrie610 · 10-22-09, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by trd55

I not only bring my, as Kowboy calls it, Mes'kin flavor with me but also one of an In'jun flavor.

So where in Oklahoma are you from?

Obviously our search for a club designated driver continues...

KOWBOY · 10-22-09, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trd55

.. but also ... an In'jun ...

DAMMIT SON!!

You didn't tell us you was part In'jun to boot.

I person'ly am gonna have a hard time dealin' with ANY White Trash that would vote against a Mes'kin In'jun.

Come to think of it ... you ain't that tall neither ...

Which , BY GAWD, makes you a Mes'kin In'jun Midget.

Your future with The White Trash is bright Son ... VERY bright.

66fj40x2 · 10-22-09, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Which , BY GAWD, makes you a Mes'kin In'jun Midget.

So he's takin' Nolen's place too???

DavidW · 10-22-09, 04:20 PM

Can you make tamales?

trd55 · 10-22-09, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidW

Can you make tamales?

No, but I can make some mean pico de gallo, and tortillas

I would have to get the recipe from my mom for the tamales

trd55 · 10-22-09, 04:35 PM

[QUOTE=valkyrie610;4900603]So where in Oklahoma are you from?

QUOTE]

Some where, back when, great, great.....grandfather was a comanche that got run out of Texas for killing a couple of Rangers

. Came back in in south Texas. Other than that don't know much

Bodean · 10-22-09, 09:25 PM

Shit fire! We done got us a gun slingin' Mes'kin In'jun Midget! The wonders never cease to amaze me. You'll fit right in with this band of mis-fits!

Welcome!

Clutchee · 10-22-09, 10:06 PM

Well lets see.... clubs got:

Doctor-------- Troutman
Lawyer------- ????
Indian Chief--Darius

2 out of three ain't bad!

KOWBOY · 10-23-09, 06:42 AM

Clutchee ... don't forget 'bout Daryl ...

He makes them cardboard rolls for toilet paper.

'Course ... most the club's still unemployed.

Domek · 10-23-09, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavidW

Can you make tamales?

you're going to have to wait until next year to eat some good tamales my friend

I will add tamales to my list for my next trip as your request from the border.

Quote:

Originally Posted by trd55

No, but I can make some mean pico de gallo, and tortillas

I would have to get the recipe from my mom for the tamales

NO worries Darius about them tamales, this rednecks don't know much about them, other than those frozen ones

[QUOTE=trd55;4900933]

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Originally Posted by valkyrie610

So where in Oklahoma are you from?

QUOTE]

Some where, back when, great, great.....grandfather was a comanche that got run out of Texas for killing a couple of Rangers

. Came back in in south Texas. Other than that don't know much

Sir, don't hide your true roots. These rednecks think that the US border is San Antonio,TX. ...anything below is Mexico.