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Ok, after having a looksee at the theadthingy, and after years offerring bribes and doin somethere fixin on ya'll trucks and sellin my juck to be renamed "spanked monkey" that i will never get In. Cowboy has turned me away like a redhed mijit (ah wait did he make it in too) the las at arkansas. So Is figures the XX token shud make it in before me's. Yalls have funs as I will have my new junk up soon and back for the girls......
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11-04-09, 04:24 PM
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You aint never offered me a bribe.
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Chief of the Fire and Rescue of the White Trash of Elwood! By Gawd!
In our system, the police do not exist to defend our rights, but rather to enforce the will of the nearest state functionary who claims the 'authority' to violate our rights
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11-04-09, 05:43 PM
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I, for the record, did NOT rename the truck...... I simply asked a question of the current owner  ...... Shoot, bribe me and I actually be able to afford the fuel to haul my junk out to your shop.....
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11-04-09, 08:24 PM
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What???
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11-05-09, 07:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk Monkey
Ok, after having a looksee at the theadthingy, and after years offerring bribes and doin somethere fixin on ya'll trucks and sellin my juck to be renamed "spanked monkey" that i will never get In. Cowboy has turned me away like a redhed mijit (ah wait did he make it in too) the las at arkansas. So Is figures the XX token shud make it in before me's. Yalls have funs as I will have my new junk up soon and back for the girls......
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Jason don't feel bad about it our President it's getting ol' and softy.
You can ask for another chance to become a member of the WToE. Be persistant and you will accomplish a lot of things in life.
I am sure you'll get everyones vote except Kowboy's
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11-05-09, 02:59 PM
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Jason, maybe it was the quality of the bribe? I had to buy an FJ40, and rig the raffles so that the Pres could get his hands on a Ty'ota, now that he has sold all his worldly possesions. I just happened to be at the right place at the right time. Truth be told he might not have given me a second thought if I had asked him any other time.
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11-06-09, 11:36 AM
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Just for the record, I like the spanked monkeys new name, don't know how the new owner would feel. I also believe i have spanked that monkey enough to get it out of its drunken state. As for the bribe I believe my standards are way to high and need to think under the box. So as a last ditch effort I will play the ethnic card. I believe that most of you do not know that I am for across the border also. But I also want you to know I got here as soon as I could and have been in Texas most of my life. See I am of a new breed of Mexican. Being I was born in New Mexico means I am a NEW MEXICAN. This is why my skin is of a lighter color. But, that is not all, I am a little Irish, Cherokee Indian, lots of Prussian/German. Most people say that this mix added together = white trash, or mutt. By the way, this mix is good with the ladies.......Please note pic in previous post.
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11-06-09, 11:42 AM
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... as a last ditch effort I will play the ethnic card ...
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... or maybe just try askin' for an application.  
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11-06-09, 11:55 AM
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What, follow process, No sir, no can do. Hiding from the gov, Illegal Texan, shhhhhhhhhh......they might here us and charge me a New Mexican tax.
Congrats to Darious, When is the party???????
possum and hand made tortillas.
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11-06-09, 02:56 PM
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I do believe that rig has been spanked many a time and is worthy of a new name. Besides, can you imagine the anticipation I will have at the the beginng of each trail, to know that in fact, I am about to...
once again...
SPANK MY MONKEY!!
Yes, I chose purple for a reason.
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11-06-09, 05:01 PM
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Uh, that's blue.
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http://www.marksoffroad.net
Chief of the Fire and Rescue of the White Trash of Elwood! By Gawd!
In our system, the police do not exist to defend our rights, but rather to enforce the will of the nearest state functionary who claims the 'authority' to violate our rights
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11-06-09, 06:49 PM
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Uh, that's blue.
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Shhhhhhhh. Don't interupt the man while he's thinkin' 'bout spankin' the monkey purple.........
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11-08-09, 12:07 AM
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im color blind...
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