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03-12-09, 05:14 PM
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| | Unwise One
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX
Posts: 4,045
| Name my Junk ...
Butch says my Junk needs a name.
I've owned the damn thang nye onto 20 years now ... and ain't never bothered with a good proper name. 
Reckon I'll own 'er another 20 ...
so ...
let the games begin.   | 
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03-12-09, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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| Brian.........cause its big and loud  | |
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03-12-09, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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| half-ass - for the rear body mods?? | |
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03-12-09, 08:03 PM
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| | Site Addict
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Iowa Park. TX
Posts: 1,606
| Green Goblin.
__________________ "Can you just imagine how funny it would be to see Nolen, painted blue/green wearing white cut off overalls, being chased by a home built unicorn? The real kicker would be Mark as the man behind the curtain." ~... David Dearborne  http://www.marksoffroad.net Chief of the Fire and Rescue of the White Trash of Elwood! By Gawd!
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03-12-09, 08:03 PM
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| | Tall Walkin Texas Trash
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 86 miles from Elwood, Texas
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03-13-09, 06:40 AM
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| | Site Addict
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Manchester.TN
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| Why don't you call it Shorty, that way it will apply to all your junk. 
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03-13-09, 06:41 AM
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| | Forum Regular
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dallas, TX
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| Anybody that spells Kowboy with a "K" should probably be seen riding a "whorse".
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03-13-09, 08:44 PM
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| | Forum Lifer
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Bonham Tx.
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| Damn this some funnay stuff......
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03-14-09, 06:56 AM
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| | Site Addict
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Iowa Park. TX
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by DSLTOY  Why don't you call it Shorty, that way it will apply to all your junk. | Ouch!
__________________ "Can you just imagine how funny it would be to see Nolen, painted blue/green wearing white cut off overalls, being chased by a home built unicorn? The real kicker would be Mark as the man behind the curtain." ~... David Dearborne http://www.marksoffroad.net Chief of the Fire and Rescue of the White Trash of Elwood! By Gawd!
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03-14-09, 04:58 PM
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| Piss off Josh, I think shorty also.
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03-14-09, 07:37 PM
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| | CottonLand Cruisers
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brandon, MS
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| "Noassatall"
Later,
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03-16-09, 08:41 PM
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| | Supporting Vendor
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Locust Grove Virginia
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| bessy
she wont ever let ya down
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03-19-09, 06:09 PM
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| Clyde
It just seems like a Clyde to me.
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03-19-09, 07:05 PM
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| | Wagon Wheeler
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Round Rock, TX
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| How about "Mirabeau", after the honorable Mirabeau B. Lamar, the imperialist-minded president of the Republic of Texas? Ties to your rank within the WT family and the great state of Texas!
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03-23-09, 11:11 AM
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| | Have Truck, Will Travel
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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| Momma.
Then, maybe you'll treat her better.
;-)
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03-25-09, 10:28 PM
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| | elder statesman
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: so cal, going 45
Posts: 8,871
| Since you liked the parallel with Butch of calling yourself the unwise one
The Unwise Ride
Of course, since you lopped off the ass end of the thang:
No-Trunk Junk
Then again, the way you seem to keep tossing your coolers outta the rig
Beer Dispenser might be appropriate.
White Trash Compactor?
Or maybe something about the owner's programming:
Beer Magnet
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my website: http://www.marksoffroad.net IT'S FASTER if you CALL ME! | |
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03-27-09, 04:54 AM
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| | Unwise One
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elwood, TX
Posts: 4,045
| Quote:
Originally Posted by kcsmithson Anybody that spells Kowboy with a "K" should probably be seen riding a "whorse". |
I like it ... I like it alot.
In fact ... makes me think of the band 'America' and their song 'bout ridin' a horse with no name 'cross the desert. 
Therefore ...my Junk is hereby designated as: A whorse with no name.
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