2007 O'ficial Membership Roster

[KOWBOY]

We ARE The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter

A fully-sanctioned chapter of TLCA ..... By Gawd!

OFFICERS

0001: Kowboy ------------------------------- President/Commander-in-Chief
0002: Josh Baker (JCB Elwood) --------------- Vice-President/Mechanic/Welder
0003: Lynn and Ann Renfro (Fro and Murmy) -- Secretaries/Treasurers/Spiritual Advisors
0004: David Williams (DavidW) ---------------- Fire and Rescue Chief
0005: David Dearborn (dd113) ---------------- Foreign Minister
Smootus ------------------------------------ Chief of Security


ELITE MEMBERS

0006: Brian Swearingen (Woody) ------------ Computer Genius
0007: Butch Baker (Texican) ---------------- Grumpy Technical Advisor

CLUB'S BITCH

Nolen Grogan

GENERAL MEMBERS

0008: Mike Costello (66fj40x2)
0011: Nick Stone (Green_Lantern)
0012: Mark Algazy (65swb45)
0013: Todd Kaderabek (kaderabek)
0017: David Troutman (Kotter)
0018: Steve Smith (sangamo)
0019: Travis Northcutt (TMAN_FJ60)
0020: Marde and Chris Jones (M-80/Quazii)
0022: Alec Wilkins (offrd63)
0023: Roger Theurer (DSLTOY)
0024: Jeff Murrah (Bodean)
0026: Brian Sapaugh (Clutchee)
0027: Chris King (valkyrie610)
0028: Jason Noteboom (Dirty White Boy)
0030: Rob Theurer (tellicorob)
0031: Lindy Troutman (The Good Doctor's better half)
0032: Bryan Little (bigcountry)
0033: Greg Sadler
0034: Dusty Lawhon
0036: Chris Miller (DHONDAGOD)
0037: Casey Campbell (cmc)
0038: Stan Baker
0039: Mike Ferren (MFerren)
0040: James Risher (Choctaw)
0041: Jacque Arnondin (coonass)
0042: James Dixon
0043: Robert Dixon
0044: Daryl Hornsby (wanabecruisen)
0045: Tommy Starnes
0046: Jason Harsch (JasonH)
0047: Brandon Biggs (brbiggs)
0048: Todd Shirley (chattfj40)
0049: Metaltech
0050: Juan Pablo Sepulveda (DOMEK)
0051: Cam Beasley (smtyblt)

(Are you next?)

We thank you for both your support and your interest in our club.

[KOWBOY]

Roundup was good to The White Trash Folks ... not only did we have a great turn-out ... we got three new members in The Movement.

Member 0045: Tommy Starnes

Y'all know Tommy ... as in Dusty and Tommy. Best friends for life and now Tommy joins Dusty as The O'ficial Poster Child(ren) of The White Trash ... and we're damn-proud to have 'im. He's bought hisself a MAJOR badass one-ton CJ-7 that he couldn't quite get done for the Roundup ... but will be hittin' the trails soon. Lookin' forward to it.

Member 0046: Jason Harsch

That's right Folks ... the mild-mannered Vice-President of LSLC ... who seems to pop up at all our O'ficial Events ... includin' The Family Reunion last year. Don't let the clever disguise fool ya ... the Boy's White Trash at heart and finally came outta the "conservative closet" to join up.
The Boy loves to wheel The Smurf-Mobile and we're damn-proud to have 'im.

Member 0047: Brandon Biggs

This here coonass is prob'ly the most over-qualified membership request we've had for years Folks. Pure-D White Trash By Gawd. Done bought a hood sticker onsite ... and promptly slapped 'er on his one-ton K5 ... with pride. His Junk's badass ... but looks like hell. He got stumblin' drunk in The Commune. And the final straw ... the Boy done patched up his boots on the trail with electrical tape to keep the soles on. We was damn impressed.

Cheers to these newbies.

[KOWBOY]

We done got drunk again and let 'nother Fella sneak into our ranks.

Nobody seems to really like 'im much ... but he met the requirements and had money for dues ... so what the hell.

I think his name was Todd ... or was it Shirley ... or pumkinhead???

[KOWBOY]

Cheers to Mark and LT at Metaltech for bein' our first Corporate-type member.

Y'all give 'em some bid'ness ... with The O'ficial White Trash Discount By Gawd!!

[KOWBOY]

The Bitch is back ...

and we done voted in the Mes'kin.

[Editor's note: The author would like to welcome back Mr. Grogan to the club and is proud to announce that J.P. is the newest member.]

Carry on.

[KOWBOY]

Membership alert:

Cam done fought his way in.

Damn nice Fella with a super-pimpin' tow rig and some butt-ugly trail Junk that he wheels the snot outta.

Congrats and WELCOME.



I was startin' to get worried that nobody's been wantin' to join lately.

... then I realized it's been like that ever since we let the Mes'kin in.