ALERT! Beware of the Boozer Cruiser - It cometh in the night!

[BrettinSanAntonio]

Folks it’s been sighted again. This time at the Lone Star Jamboree and it wasn’t pretty. But what is it?

I comes in the night when you least expect it. It takes away a sober person and brings back a slobbering drunk. They say the only warning before it strikes is music. Usually Bob Marley or other fine Reggae; however, if you hear it, it’s probably too late. There’s no escaping the Boozer Cruiser. It’s a nocturnal beast that slithers around 4x4 trails consuming sober people that wander across its path. It’s been sighted as far north as Arkansas; down along the Texas coast and as far west as Texas’ Chinati Mountains.

I first heard of the legend while camping along the Rio Grande. The elder of an old Mexican village told me about The Boozer Cruiser while sitting around the campfire. His eyes were full of fear in his voice wavered with terror as he stared into the fire. He told me of many victims in the Big Bend region of Texas. The children of the village cry when it takes someone away.

They say the Boozer Cruiser lives with El Chupacabra, La Lloronaand the Donkey Lady. I believe its range is expanding and its thirst for human beings has grown ten-fold.

A last abducted victim was interviewed but all he said was, “No…more….cherries.” and mumbled, “That wasn’t a penalty” before passing out.

Warn your children and your camping buddies. For the Boozer Cruiser cometh in the night.

[TEXASLAWMAN]

Well thank God I survived then Cause It just spit me back up at Old Camp and drove off!!!!!!!!!!

[BrettinSanAntonio]

Originally Posted by TEXASLAWMAN

Well thank God I survived then Cause It just spit me back up at Old Camp and drove off!!!!!!!!!!

I heard you were so drunk you got something caught in your zipper. What's up with that? I'm sure the Boozer Cruiser will come for you again.

[Dirty White Boy]

Folks, this ain't cool at all. Save the drinkin for camp. And for Gawd's sake, stop advertising to to the friggen world that yall are runnin trails drunk!

[TEXASLAWMAN]

Originally Posted by Dirty White Boy

Folks, this ain't cool at all. Save the drinkin for camp. And for Gawd's sake, stop advertising to to the friggen world that yall are runnin trails drunk!

Its just the back seat passengers In the boozer crusier fool not the driver!!!!!!!! Always amazes me how people assume the worst!!!

[BrettinSanAntonio]

Originally Posted by Dirty White Boy

Folks, this ain't cool at all. Save the drinkin for camp. And for Gawd's sake, stop advertising to to the friggen world that yall are runnin trails drunk!

Whoa, whoa partner! Check the legend again. Only the chosen candidate is drinking. I think the legend is just for fun anyways. I believe the Boozer Cruiser has its heart in the right place, mingling and making new friends.
Don't fear the Boozer Cruiser. It’s just a legend anyway ....isn't it?

[Dirty White Boy]

I understand this is done in jest, but this is the type of image that us wheelers have a hard enough time trying to defend against.

[BrettinSanAntonio]

Originally Posted by Dirty White Boy

I understand this is done in jest, but this is the type of image that us wheelers have a hard enough time trying to defend against.

[cruisertom911]

Dirty White Boy, I think we all understand what happens when drinks and trails mix. No question. This IS left for the camp. Not the driver, not the trail. come on man

But this is a legend, or a myth...or is it...that could be a penilty shot. I've said enough.

[traviszesty201]

You laughed....PENALTY CHERRY!

[BrettinSanAntonio]

Damn those penalty cherries. They mock me.

[zuluzeugma]

You want a coors light with that dude?