ALERT! Beware of the Boozer Cruiser - It cometh in the night!

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-23-08, 12:34 PM

Folks it’s been sighted again. This time at the Lone Star Jamboree and it wasn’t pretty. But what is it?

I comes in the night when you least expect it. It takes away a sober person and brings back a slobbering drunk. They say the only warning before it strikes is music. Usually Bob Marley or other fine Reggae; however, if you hear it, it’s probably too late. There’s no escaping the Boozer Cruiser. It’s a nocturnal beast that slithers around 4x4 trails consuming sober people that wander across its path. It’s been sighted as far north as Arkansas; down along the Texas coast and as far west as Texas’ Chinati Mountains.

I first heard of the legend while camping along the Rio Grande. The elder of an old Mexican village told me about The Boozer Cruiser while sitting around the campfire. His eyes were full of fear in his voice wavered with terror as he stared into the fire. He told me of many victims in the Big Bend region of Texas. The children of the village cry when it takes someone away.

They say the Boozer Cruiser lives with El Chupacabra, La Lloronaand the Donkey Lady. I believe its range is expanding and its thirst for human beings has grown ten-fold.

A last abducted victim was interviewed but all he said was, “No…more….cherries.” and mumbled, “That wasn’t a penalty” before passing out.

Warn your children and your camping buddies. For the Boozer Cruiser cometh in the night.

TEXASLAWMAN · 01-23-08, 09:41 PM

Hell the boozer cruizer caught me friday night but just ended up spiting me back out at Old Camp just when I ws starting to have fun!!

rrdogma · 01-23-08, 10:18 PM

Darn it! I hate it when that happens. No one can say for sure though ... it may catch up with you again. Don't be skeered.

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Originally Posted by TEXASLAWMAN

Hell the boozer cruizer caught me friday night but just ended up spiting me back out at Old Camp just when I ws starting to have fun!!

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-23-08, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TEXASLAWMAN

Hell the boozer cruizer caught me friday night but just ended up spiting me back out at Old Camp just when I ws starting to have fun!!

What?!? We heard you came back so drunk you were unable to communicate. They said you got something caught in your zipper. I don't understand why your camp buddies would make up such a story.

I think you'd rather not talk about what happend to you in the Boozer Cruiser. I understand and everything is going to be alright.

rrdogma · 01-24-08, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BrettinSanAntonio

I think you'd rather not talk about what happend to you in the Boozer Cruiser. I understand and everything is going to be alright.

...Gonna be alright ..... ev'ry little ting... gonna be alright...

Wait. What?

TEXASLAWMAN · 01-24-08, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BrettinSanAntonio

What?!? We heard you came back so drunk you were unable to communicate. They said you got something caught in your zipper. I don't understand why your camp buddies would make up such a story.

I think you'd rather not talk about what happend to you in the Boozer Cruiser. I understand and everything is going to be alright.

Umm when I came back they all passed out and went to bed so I zipped tied all their tents shut

!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee..... They were just upset I left!!!!!

TEXASLAWMAN · 01-24-08, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by rrdogma

...Gonna be alright ..... ev'ry little ting... gonna be alright...

Wait. What?

Hey you promised not to talk about the little thing!!!!! Dangit!

rrdogma · 01-24-08, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TEXASLAWMAN

Hey you promised not to talk about the little thing!!!!! Dangit!

My bad. I hate it when THAT happens too.

rrdogma · 01-26-08, 02:04 PM

This photo allegedly taken as the Boozer Cruiser drove away with its capture ....
And the second one upon his return. Had I known I was in the presence of an actual bonafide Boozer Cruiser survivor I would have asked for an autograph

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-26-08, 04:29 PM

The people in these photos look like they're in bad shape. The boozer cruiser has struck.

cruisertom911 · 01-26-08, 06:31 PM

Yup, I saw it. That's me in the middle in the top photo. Totally lost for words as the Boozer Cruiser returned for just a brief moment to drop off its latest victim....

I was indeed lost for words.

Still am...

Scared...

Damn, we had a big time that night.

cruisertom911 · 01-26-08, 06:36 PM

TexasLawman,,,I got more zip ties....

Hope you got good pliers...

Cruiserdrew · 01-26-08, 06:44 PM

Just so you good ole' boys back east in by-gawd Texas know, that truck is not confined to your state. It's been spotted many times on the Rubicon Trail out here on the West Coast. In fact, some here might call it the boozer bus on Friday night of Rubithon at least judged by the number of inebriants. We'll keep a sharp i out, and hopefully it won't be seen until June, and we'll send it back yer way.

scotia · 01-26-08, 06:58 PM

Freakin' Sweet!

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-26-08, 09:59 PM

I think I’m going on Boozer Cruiser expedition next month. I’m going to try to be one of the first people to get a decent photo of the Boozer Cruiser. I’ve seen all those UFO and Bigfoot people take some fuzzy, out of focus pictures. I’m going to get the one GOOD photo no one else has taken.

The legend says the Boozer Cruiser heads for the Big Bend along the Rio Grande in late winter to mate with El Chupacabra, so I’ll start my trek there. I’ll need some Tequila and cigars to use as bait. Time to get my wool Fedora, bomber jacket, bull-whip and pistola out for the quest.

Terlingua awaits

TEXASLAWMAN · 01-26-08, 10:17 PM

I have video!!!!

TEXASLAWMAN · 01-26-08, 10:21 PM

You started it!!!!! Dont make me finish it down there on you own beach!!! Nozzel Nut!!!

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Originally Posted by cruisertom911

TexasLawman,,,I got more zip ties....

Hope you got good pliers...

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-26-08, 10:22 PM

Dang. The beach is no place to get zip-tied.

rrdogma · 01-26-08, 11:04 PM

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-26-08, 11:08 PM

OUCH! Seeing those cherries made my heart skip a beat. That's what my patio looked like this morning after my near abduction.

cruisertom911 · 01-27-08, 01:24 PM

Its all good lawman...come on down. It may get worse before it gets better. We should just call a draw.

rrdogma...that pic of the cherries is ,well, down right scary

Denofearth · 01-29-08, 06:01 PM

So this is where you houlagans (don't dock me on my spelling it is the thought that counts)hide out? Brett we are still going to make it to B Bend. we finally found where you hang your hat!! guys good! Talk to ya later gota get back to work?
Den And Priss

BrettinSanAntonio · 01-29-08, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Denofearth

So this is where you houlagans (don't dock me on my spelling it is the thought that counts)hide out? Brett we are still going to make it to B Bend. we finally found where you hang your hat!! guys good! Talk to ya later gota get back to work?
Den And Priss

You've got to come with us to Big Bend. Priss needs to examine the Terlingua margaritas.

Denofearth · 01-30-08, 06:09 AM

Well...I don't know about the margaritas..but we would Love to come. we will have to see after our trip!

01-23-08, 12:34 PM	#1
BrettinSanAntonio IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX TLCA# 11186 Posts: 1,237	ALERT! Beware of the Boozer Cruiser - It cometh in the night! Folks it’s been sighted again. This time at the Lone Star Jamboree and it wasn’t pretty. But what is it? I comes in the night when you least expect it. It takes away a sober person and brings back a slobbering drunk. They say the only warning before it strikes is music. Usually Bob Marley or other fine Reggae; however, if you hear it, it’s probably too late. There’s no escaping the Boozer Cruiser. It’s a nocturnal beast that slithers around 4x4 trails consuming sober people that wander across its path. It’s been sighted as far north as Arkansas; down along the Texas coast and as far west as Texas’ Chinati Mountains. I first heard of the legend while camping along the Rio Grande. The elder of an old Mexican village told me about The Boozer Cruiser while sitting around the campfire. His eyes were full of fear in his voice wavered with terror as he stared into the fire. He told me of many victims in the Big Bend region of Texas. The children of the village cry when it takes someone away. They say the Boozer Cruiser lives with El Chupacabra, La Lloronaand the Donkey Lady. I believe its range is expanding and its thirst for human beings has grown ten-fold. A last abducted victim was interviewed but all he said was, “No…more….cherries.” and mumbled, “That wasn’t a penalty” before passing out. Warn your children and your camping buddies. For the Boozer Cruiser cometh in the night. __________________ Brett in San Antonio, Texas Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers - Austin '97 Lexus LX 450 TLCA # 11186 Sold - '82,'86,'95 Land Cruisers; '85 4Runner

01-23-08, 09:41 PM	#2
TEXASLAWMAN IH8MUD Regular Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TEXAS TLCA# 18090 Posts: 274	Hell the boozer cruizer caught me friday night but just ended up spiting me back out at Old Camp just when I ws starting to have fun!! __________________ Lone Star Land Cruisers TOYOTA TRAIL RIDERS 1995 FZJ80 J's, L's,315 Toyo MT, ARB Front,4.88's, 12k winch.E lockers, aircraft landing lights, tinstar built drawer system, Expedition RTT, Rushing built Sliders, and a bunch of dents http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=131341433

01-26-08, 02:04 PM	#9
rrdogma IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tejas TLCA# 18040 Posts: 570	This photo allegedly taken as the Boozer Cruiser drove away with its capture .... And the second one upon his return. Had I known I was in the presence of an actual bonafide Boozer Cruiser survivor I would have asked for an autograph Attached Images __________________ 1982 FJ40 -stock-original owner "Baby" 1997 FZJ80 - locked 'n stuff Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers-Austin

01-26-08, 04:29 PM	#10
BrettinSanAntonio IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX TLCA# 11186 Posts: 1,237	The people in these photos look like they're in bad shape. The boozer cruiser has struck. __________________ Brett in San Antonio, Texas Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers - Austin '97 Lexus LX 450 TLCA # 11186 Sold - '82,'86,'95 Land Cruisers; '85 4Runner

01-26-08, 06:31 PM	#11
cruisertom911 IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Crime-free Southwest-Houston TLCA# 10508 Posts: 186	Yup, I saw it. That's me in the middle in the top photo. Totally lost for words as the Boozer Cruiser returned for just a brief moment to drop off its latest victim.... I was indeed lost for words. Still am... Scared... Damn, we had a big time that night. __________________ '97 FZJ80, OME heavy, 1" spacers, 285 75/16, CDL/Pin-7, ARB front bumper, flareless, HIR '89 Pick-up, SAS, 4.88's, e-lockers,Marlin dual case & front bumper, All-Pro steering sliders rear bumper,on board air,bobbed,MM 9.5,PS,cold ass a/c, not a trailer queen '00 UZJ100 K&N,Magnaflow,wifes truck


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01-26-08, 06:36 PM	#12
cruisertom911 IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Crime-free Southwest-Houston TLCA# 10508 Posts: 186	TexasLawman,,,I got more zip ties.... Hope you got good pliers... __________________ '97 FZJ80, OME heavy, 1" spacers, 285 75/16, CDL/Pin-7, ARB front bumper, flareless, HIR '89 Pick-up, SAS, 4.88's, e-lockers,Marlin dual case & front bumper, All-Pro steering sliders rear bumper,on board air,bobbed,MM 9.5,PS,cold ass a/c, not a trailer queen '00 UZJ100 K&N,Magnaflow,wifes truck

01-26-08, 06:44 PM	#13
Cruiserdrew KI6MIE Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sacramento, CA TLCA# 11734 Posts: 7,163	Just so you good ole' boys back east in by-gawd Texas know, that truck is not confined to your state. It's been spotted many times on the Rubicon Trail out here on the West Coast. In fact, some here might call it the boozer bus on Friday night of Rubithon at least judged by the number of inebriants. We'll keep a sharp i out, and hopefully it won't be seen until June, and we'll send it back yer way. __________________ Andrew 1971 FJ-40 Rubicon tested, 2F powered, some mods 1976 FJ40 Rusting slowly in the back yard 1984 FJ-60 H55f, 4.11, OME, Daily Driver 1989 FJ-62 117k-son's driver for now-low and slow 1997 FZJ-80 Driveway queen

01-26-08, 06:58 PM	#14
scotia IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 117	Freakin' Sweet!

01-26-08, 09:59 PM	#15
BrettinSanAntonio IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX TLCA# 11186 Posts: 1,237	I think I’m going on Boozer Cruiser expedition next month. I’m going to try to be one of the first people to get a decent photo of the Boozer Cruiser. I’ve seen all those UFO and Bigfoot people take some fuzzy, out of focus pictures. I’m going to get the one GOOD photo no one else has taken. The legend says the Boozer Cruiser heads for the Big Bend along the Rio Grande in late winter to mate with El Chupacabra, so I’ll start my trek there. I’ll need some Tequila and cigars to use as bait. Time to get my wool Fedora, bomber jacket, bull-whip and pistola out for the quest. Terlingua awaits __________________ Brett in San Antonio, Texas Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers - Austin '97 Lexus LX 450 TLCA # 11186 Sold - '82,'86,'95 Land Cruisers; '85 4Runner

01-26-08, 10:17 PM	#16
TEXASLAWMAN IH8MUD Regular Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TEXAS TLCA# 18090 Posts: 274	I have video!!!! __________________ Lone Star Land Cruisers TOYOTA TRAIL RIDERS 1995 FZJ80 J's, L's,315 Toyo MT, ARB Front,4.88's, 12k winch.E lockers, aircraft landing lights, tinstar built drawer system, Expedition RTT, Rushing built Sliders, and a bunch of dents http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=131341433

01-26-08, 10:22 PM	#18
BrettinSanAntonio IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX TLCA# 11186 Posts: 1,237	Dang. The beach is no place to get zip-tied. __________________ Brett in San Antonio, Texas Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers - Austin '97 Lexus LX 450 TLCA # 11186 Sold - '82,'86,'95 Land Cruisers; '85 4Runner

01-26-08, 11:04 PM	#19
rrdogma IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tejas TLCA# 18040 Posts: 570	Attached Images __________________ 1982 FJ40 -stock-original owner "Baby" 1997 FZJ80 - locked 'n stuff Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers-Austin

01-26-08, 11:08 PM	#20
BrettinSanAntonio IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX TLCA# 11186 Posts: 1,237	OUCH! Seeing those cherries made my heart skip a beat. That's what my patio looked like this morning after my near abduction. __________________ Brett in San Antonio, Texas Alamo City Land Cruisers Lone Star Land Cruisers - Austin '97 Lexus LX 450 TLCA # 11186 Sold - '82,'86,'95 Land Cruisers; '85 4Runner

01-27-08, 01:24 PM	#21
cruisertom911 IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Crime-free Southwest-Houston TLCA# 10508 Posts: 186	Its all good lawman...come on down. It may get worse before it gets better. We should just call a draw. rrdogma...that pic of the cherries is ,well, down right scary __________________ '97 FZJ80, OME heavy, 1" spacers, 285 75/16, CDL/Pin-7, ARB front bumper, flareless, HIR '89 Pick-up, SAS, 4.88's, e-lockers,Marlin dual case & front bumper, All-Pro steering sliders rear bumper,on board air,bobbed,MM 9.5,PS,cold ass a/c, not a trailer queen '00 UZJ100 K&N,Magnaflow,wifes truck

01-29-08, 06:01 PM	#22
Denofearth IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Conroe,Tx TLCA# 6271 Posts: 95	So this is where you houlagans (don't dock me on my spelling it is the thought that counts)hide out? Brett we are still going to make it to B Bend. we finally found where you hang your hat!! guys good! Talk to ya later gota get back to work? Den And Priss __________________ 1977 FJ40, Spring over,529 gears, 37's 350TBI/465, steering correction, p/s, 8274, Detroit rear, Tru-Track front, Longfelds Chewing at the bit to try out the new mods!

01-30-08, 06:09 AM	#24
Denofearth IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Conroe,Tx TLCA# 6271 Posts: 95	Well...I don't know about the margaritas..but we would Love to come. we will have to see after our trip! __________________ 1977 FJ40, Spring over,529 gears, 37's 350TBI/465, steering correction, p/s, 8274, Detroit rear, Tru-Track front, Longfelds Chewing at the bit to try out the new mods!