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Leave the fence up, thank him for helping to keep the leaves in your yard & play in them nightly as if it's the best thing ever!
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When he is out front. Go out in your front yard with a clip board, tape measure and slide rule. Map the location of and number each leaf with a sharpie. Cast a look his way as if to say "I'm watching you" and then go back inside.
All the while Jenn is standing on the porch in full 60's gangster regalia, with a tooth pick in her mouth and not saying a word. Just staring in his direction. She then removes the tooth pick from her mouth, flicks it in his direction and turns to walk inside.
Baxter, standing upright, with front legs crossed, bouncer style, and leaning against your Tundra, never moves just stares and remains there till the next morning when your neighbor leaves for work. As he is driving off he'll see Baxter in his rear view mirror walk away. Baxter will be wearing mirror aviator sunglasses.