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Cruiser story -- NW Florida --

Discussion in '80-Series Tech' started by erics_bruisers, May 7, 2003.

  1. erics_bruisers

    erics_bruisers

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    I love levity -- this is a great story --

    :slap:

    eric

    > > Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working
    > > under your vehicle....especially in public.
    > > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story
    > > of a Crestview couple who drove to Wal-Mart only to
    > > have their Toyota Landcruiser break down in the parking lot.
    > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
    > > attempted to fix the car there in the lot. The wife returned
    > > later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
    > > inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
    > > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
    > > underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
    > > Unable to stand the embarrassment the wife dutifully stepped
    > > forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked
    > > everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
    > > looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
    > > husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
    > > to have three stitches in his head.
     
  2. Curran

    Curran SILVER Star

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    I refuse to believe that a Landcruiser would breakdown in a shopping mall parking lot ;) Great story.
     
  3. Brentbba

    Brentbba Former Golfer SILVER Star

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! :D
     
  4. PHAEDRUS

    PHAEDRUS

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    It goes without saying commando is not all its cracked up to be.
    Dave :beer:
     
  5. Junk

    Junk

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    I would believe it if it didn't say "broke down" but instead, at a local cruiser meeting, while the wives went shopping, a bunch of cruiserheads crawled under the rig to check out the new cv on the front driveshaft. :D