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TEQ Bottle Openers
Been wondering what all the buzz has been about?
I have bottle openers emblazened with our favorite TEQ logo.
This is the easiest bottle opener I've ever used. It's almost down right fun to use. It will open any bottle with a metal "crown cap" whether it's a twist-off or pry-top cap.
As easy as 1-2-3...
1 - Place bottle opener on top of the bottle,
2 - Firmly and smoothly push straight down to the bottom until you hear a click,
3 - Lift the opener straight up from the bottle.
That's it!
The bottle opener has a magnet on the side that catches the cap.
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...I just used mine. In and out, down and up; kewl as hell. Now to consume the fruits of that labor...
I just used mine again. It's kind of addictive. It might end up being a long night...
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Makes for a great gift too!
It’s so easy on the hands, anyone who has trouble opening a bottle can do it with ease using this opener.
How much?
It’s cheap! It’s a steal! It’s a downright bargain!
Price:
$10 each + $5 shipping
Buy 2 and save on shipping:
2 for $20 + $5 shipping
Buy 3 and the shipping is still $5:
3 for $35
You want 4?
4 for $45
More than that? PM me for volume discounts.
Send paypal to norcaldoug@gmail.com
Don't have or don't like paypal? I'll accept a IH8MUD member's personal check -- PM me.
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Reason: USPS charges $4 per box
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03-09-06, 07:10 PM
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Need an example?
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
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"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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03-09-06, 07:11 PM
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Firmly push down and gently remove...
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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03-09-06, 07:13 PM
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Don't drink beer? No problem...they work on soda/pop caps too 
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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03-09-06, 07:13 PM
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still solving problems...
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Get them while they last!
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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03-09-06, 07:31 PM
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Can I open your beer?
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Very nice! Looks as if I don't have the market cornered on bottle openers!! 
I'll buy one!!! , Hell..I'll buy two!
-Mark
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03-09-06, 07:36 PM
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Crap, I spent $10,000 on dental work so I could open beer bottles and now this! Next you'll tell me there's a can opener out there besides my Swiss Army Knife...
(looks nice)
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03-09-06, 08:02 PM
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And you started with Fat Tire I knew there was a reason I like you.
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03-09-06, 08:47 PM
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And you started with Fat Tire I knew there was a reason I like you. |
Note: the clear bottle never got opened
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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03-09-06, 09:48 PM
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Note: the clear bottle never got opened
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I know what you mean.
I'm in for one in DV and I'll save the $3.
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1971 FJ-40 Rubicon tested, 2F powered, SM420, some mods
1976 FJ40 Rusting slowly in the back yard
1984 FJ-60 H41, Toybox, 4.11, SOA, twin sticks and more
1989 FJ-62 125k-Stock, daily driver
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03-09-06, 09:52 PM
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I give you a C in marketing. I liked your guerilla tactics of the pre release specials to build the hype, but really, you need to Ronco this up: "it slices, it dices, it makes mounds of potatoes, you CAN'T live without it."
You know I want one
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03-09-06, 09:55 PM
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I give you a C in marketing. I liked your guerilla tactics of the pre release specials to build the hype, but really, you need to Ronco this up: "it slices, it dices, it makes mounds of potatoes, you CAN'T live without it."
You know I want one |
I've never been one for the hard sell. Have something really kewl and let the product speak for itself...that's always been my approach.
I'll make sure to set one aside for you.
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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Note: the clear bottle never got opened
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Was there someting in that clear bottle 
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"We drew our heavy revolvers- all at once there were revolvers in the dream- and joyously put the Gods to death." --Jorge Luis Borges from Ragnarök.
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03-09-06, 11:42 PM
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very nice, but us inquiring minds want to know how it works on the inside...
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Guys,
this is too cool, it's kinda fun to use too! It opens it all in one, smooth action. 
I like the fact it will look nice on the counter or dinner table as well as the camp chuckbox.
I used it and lost 5 pounds, felt 10 yrs younger, got hit on by leggy blondes and cars move aside for me, cutting my commute time to 10 minutes! Thanks Doug!
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03-10-06, 06:55 AM
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Doug,
Will it change my life too?
Can you take a couple to DV. I've already paypaled you.
Regards
Alvaro
BTW: I'm almost ready to make an announcement .
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OK I'll bite....Paypal sent.....I'm totally ready to change my life and the life of a couple others!  
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I used it and lost 5 pounds, felt 10 yrs younger, got hit on by leggy blondes and cars move aside for me, cutting my commute time to 10 minutes! Thanks Doug!
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James-You sound like like "Smilin' Bob" of "natural male enhancement" fame. Did you get that "special boost" from it as well? Actually, keep that to yourself. See you in a few days. Doug has purchased a vendor table for the DV trip.
BTT
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1971 FJ-40 Rubicon tested, 2F powered, SM420, some mods
1976 FJ40 Rusting slowly in the back yard
1984 FJ-60 H41, Toybox, 4.11, SOA, twin sticks and more
1989 FJ-62 125k-Stock, daily driver
1997 FZJ-80 Driveway queen, with door dent
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Very Cool Doug!! I've never seen a design like that before. Now if it'll open TEQuila bottles.....
Excuse my ignorance , but what is TEQ? I know it's specific to toyota that's about all I know of it though.
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03-10-06, 09:22 AM
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Very Cool Doug!! I've never seen a design like that before. Now if it'll open TEQuila bottles.....
Excuse my ignorance , but what is TEQ? I know it's specific to toyota that's about all I know of it though. |
read this thread. Lots of info!
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Thanks Nick! Now I am enlightened  :hillbilly
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PayPal sent for 8! My groomsmen are gonna love 'em!
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PayPal sent for 8! My groomsmen are gonna love 'em! |
Thank you very much! Package shipped. You should receive it in 2 to 3 business days
Enjoy!
In fact, all orders placed today were shipped today. All except for the one to Canada should arrive by early to mid-next week.
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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I used it and lost 5 pounds, felt 10 yrs younger, got hit on by leggy blondes and cars move aside for me, cutting my commute time to 10 minutes! Thanks Doug!
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None of that happened for me. 
All it did was make my leggy raven haired wife want me to go to Moab.
Unfortunately she has an ulterior motive. 
Oh but for the record this thing absolutely is the shizznit.
Well done Doug.
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If you're going to have a vendor table set up I'll pick one up Wednesday and pay with cash.
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Scott -- I don't know if I'd go so far as to set up a table...
I'll bring a few to DV with me.
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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Wow, just saw this thread. Better send my order in before they are all gone.
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Wow, just saw this thread. Better send my order in before they are all gone.
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Your order will be shipped tomorrow.
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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Hey I want one too! Actually, could you send us two? We have a friend who would love it.
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Hey I want one too! Actually, could you send us two? We have a friend who would love it.
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I will ship these this morning.
Thanks and let me know what you guys think.
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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