These Bastards are big

PHBeerman · 12-26-07, 11:13 AM

Pic of a worlf that was killed by federal wildlife agents about 50 miles from Boise this year.

splitshot · 12-26-07, 12:30 PM

WOW!

kellyo · 12-26-07, 01:03 PM

Holy CRAP. Those suckers are huge. I thought they were big but that is freekin huge. Man do I ever want to call one of them now. Cool pic.

D'Animal · 12-26-07, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by splitshot

WOW!

BHMCruiser · 12-26-07, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PHBeerman

Pic of a worlf that was killed by federal wildlife agents about 50 miles from Boise this year.

Three things:

1. What is a "worlf?"

2. I thought you'd be taller.

3. Still love the avatar.

Gold Boy · 12-26-07, 01:33 PM

looks like Chuck Norris....

imo

Cuerno Largo · 12-26-07, 04:28 PM

Maybe that is a really small guy?

sprocket3 · 12-26-07, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kellyo

Holy CRAP. Those suckers are huge. I thought they were big but that is freekin huge. Man do I ever want to call one of them now. Cool pic.

I think you can hunt them like Coyotes in Alaska or Canada still. How would you like to call in a pack of those suckers.

inthewall · 12-26-07, 07:20 PM

If they move in down here I will have to build some bigger hide stretchers

flintknapper · 12-26-07, 07:47 PM

photoshopped.

jonb96150 · 12-26-07, 08:42 PM

They aren't as tall as they are long!!

flintknapper · 12-26-07, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuerno Largo

Maybe that is a really small guy?

He'd have to be mighty small. The scale of everything related to the man is just way, way.....off.

Stalks of grass as big around as his thumb, the "Worlf's" foot and ankle as long as the mans lower arm (17"-19").

A big fat spring calf around here will go 350-400 lbs., and that Worlf looks bigger.

I am really surprised at Beerperson on this one.

Fly Rod · 12-26-07, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by flintknapper

photoshopped.

Agreed.

It looks as though he is trying to impregnate it! I hope he doesn't get fleas!

landcruiserjunky · 12-26-07, 10:24 PM

C- on the airbrushing around the dude's crouch.

splitshot · 12-27-07, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by landcruiserjunky

C- on the airbrushing around the dude's crouch.

Good eye! But why were you looking at his crotch

D'Animal · 12-27-07, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by landcruiserjunky

C- on the airbrushing around the dude's crouch.

Just guessing that the wolf is Male.

This must not be a Gray Wolf or a Timber Wolf.

Gray Wolf - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Atoyot1031 · 12-27-07, 12:57 PM

I think it's manbearpig!

'74 UA FJ · 12-27-07, 01:42 PM

Why would you want to kill a wolf that wasn't a danger to you?

JJS · 12-27-07, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

Why would you want to kill a wolf that wasn't a danger to you?

If real, it was more than likely wandering around a town, residential area, etc. It looks like a chop to me.

Did he at least give it a kiss first?

flintknapper · 12-27-07, 03:03 PM

Fixed it!

From Wiki:

The Hoax worlf (Canis U-believus), also known as the Internet worlf or, simply, Worlf, is a mammal of the order Carnivora.

The gray Worlf is the largest member of the family Canidae and also the most well known of Worlves.

Its shoulder height ranges from (3-6 feet) and its weight typically varies between (300–435 pounds).

As evidenced by studies of DNA sequencing and genetic drift the gray Worlf shares a common ancestry with the Saber-toothed Shih Tzu (Canis horibilus), a fearsome creature of the past.

PHBeerman · 12-27-07, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by flintknapper

photoshopped.

From the fish and game website?

PHBeerman · 12-27-07, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

Why would you want to kill a wolf that wasn't a danger to you?

The pack was killed for feasting on livestock.

flintknapper · 12-27-07, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PHBeerman

From the fish and game website?

Link?

tacobob · 12-27-07, 04:21 PM

Photoshopped for sure.

Fly Rod · 12-27-07, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by flintknapper

Link?

Waiting.......

shep · 12-27-07, 06:05 PM

In Orygun it's illegal to fornicate w/ dead worlfs. Or any other dead critter for that matter....

jonb96150 · 12-27-07, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shep

In Orygun it's illegal to fornicate w/ dead worlfs. Or any other dead critter for that matter....

but it's okay if they are alive?

shep · 12-27-07, 06:13 PM

Negative on that! The sad sad thing is there are people living in our country that do!

jonb96150 · 12-27-07, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by shep

Negative on that! The sad sad thing is there are people living in our COUNTY that do!

fixed it for ya!!

seriously though, a large male Great Pyrenees is just as big as that worlf. When we would get our female to stand up she was just under 6 feet. That's what I meant by "tall versus long".

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flintknapper IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Deep East Texas Posts: 1,957	Fixed it! From Wiki: The Hoax worlf (Canis U-believus), also known as the Internet worlf or, simply, Worlf, is a mammal of the order Carnivora. The gray Worlf is the largest member of the family Canidae and also the most well known of Worlves. Its shoulder height ranges from (3-6 feet) and its weight typically varies between (300–435 pounds). As evidenced by studies of DNA sequencing and genetic drift the gray Worlf shares a common ancestry with the Saber-toothed Shih Tzu (Canis horibilus), a fearsome creature of the past. __________________ Flintknapper: '97 Land Cruiser, Moonglow Pearl Chocolate Lab (Kota), I miss you. ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ (come and take them)

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tacobob IH8MUD Rookie Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 15	Photoshopped for sure.

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