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fatherofdaughterofromer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Englewood, Colorado
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Lets not forget cruiserdan while he is out
I thought while Dan was out we could take a moment to refresh ourselves on the shamans reach. I am sure you have more stories, post them up so when he returns he can see he has not been forgotten:
This person told cruiserdan that Toyota OEM hoses were not any better than the checker auto hoses he just put on. One week later, the same hoses:
This person told cruiserdan that the amazing valve carbon cleaner and Headgasket replinisher did the job and he didn’t need to worry about his headgasket. One week later:
This Jeep owner said to cruiserdan, “Land Cruisers aren’t anything special, anyone can drive them”.
This person told cruiserdan that he thought the drilled after market rotors and pads were better than OME. Traffic slowed on the highway for this individual and his brake failed crashing into one of those highway water filled orange things:
This person did not heed cruiserdans advice to trade in the van on a Land Cruiser. They now own a Land Cruiser
This individual bought his front axle rebuild kit from one of those aftermarket suppliers and told cruiserdan how much money he saved. A week later Dan had his credit card number:
This person told cruiserdan he didn’t need any OEM paint.. Well, some things just happen without Dan’s intervention:
This is cruiserdans uncle Ned, everyone has one in his family. He wanted to be supercharged like Dan
Do you have a crusierdan story?
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Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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06-19-06, 08:35 PM
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Cruiserdan told me not to take the brown acid.
I should have listened.
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96 FZJ80, OEM Lockers, 3" OME lift, ARB front bumper, Kaymar tyre jockey, BFG MT KM2s 255/85/16, Graco Easy Rider.
Don't blame me. I voted for Chong, man.
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06-19-06, 08:45 PM
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He was a quiet man...
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CDan warned me not to mess with my intake manifold. Now I'm running lean .. 
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06-20-06, 01:05 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hungary - CA
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I am honored to be part of the CDan history.
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06-20-06, 05:17 AM
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grown up MOD
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This thread is kinda sick......
In a genius sort of way.
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06-20-06, 05:24 AM
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this person said "never again" to water getting sucked into the front axle housing.............And cruiser dan recognized a non-OEM mod when he saw it.....
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06-20-06, 05:31 AM
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> ur godz... wtfpwn
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Cruiserdan told me to NOT push the Red Button... 
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06-20-06, 08:37 AM
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Brilliant!
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06-20-06, 08:49 AM
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I ruin surprises.
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I think you got him confused with Beo or are they really the same person??? 
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06-20-06, 09:04 AM
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OK, where is CDan? 
Ed
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06-20-06, 09:30 AM
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OK, where is CDan?
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He is on vacation for a week. This will be kind of a welcome back card
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Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards
Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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06-20-06, 10:21 AM
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He is currently on vacation riding a tour bike, and was last spotted in the UP area of Michigan...  CC TUT
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94 FZJ80.....ARB, OME, Revo'd, Eclipsed and Locked.
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06-20-06, 02:23 PM
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The quick brown fox .....
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He is currently on vacation riding a tour bike, and was last spotted in the UP area of Michigan...
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Correct.
Here is a live shot as he was leaving town.
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06-20-06, 02:36 PM
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He is currently on vacation riding a tour bike, and was last spotted in the UP area of Michigan... CC TUT |
So this isn't him?
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06-20-06, 03:34 PM
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OK, where is CDan?
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I've got him! Maybe you can have him back, maybe not. I frisked him upon capture and only came up with a couple of the big oil filters and a head gasket. We're subjecting him to 3.2 Utah beer until he coughs up the good stuff. 
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06-20-06, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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So this isn't him? |
By Gum, that looks a bunch like him.
Dan schooled me on how to do a SOA.
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06-20-06, 04:21 PM
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Supamod
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Dan let me know what the proper camber was on the rear, too.
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"Don't you know, Stan, it's always between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich."
GingerFab Cages and Zilch Bags
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06-20-06, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
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cruiserwho? 
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06-20-06, 07:15 PM
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Hell,
I emailed him a small list of parts last week I needed and all I got from him was
" you got a fax? "
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64' FJ40, 79' FJ40,(gone) 86' BJ70, 92' FJ80,(gone) 96' FZJ80
just 3 cruisers now  66'M416 and a 92' M101CND
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06-21-06, 06:40 AM
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This person bought their rod ends from JT outfitters and told Dan they looked better than OEM
This person was just told who the person was he just cut off on the trail by Uncle Ben. He knew the Shaman would find him and make him pay for cutting him off. Uncle Ben was not able to keep him from Jumping.
This person had just told Dan that he bought a new Radiator from JT Outfitters and that it was pretteier than OEM. It sprung a leak on the top a few minutes later and he is quickly trying to "plug it"
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Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards
Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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06-21-06, 06:49 AM
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Ken,
You should of started this along time ago. Its hilarious.
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Looking for a hardtop for a 45 lwb. Along with all hardware.
Looking for a home and a job in Eastern TN / Western NC.
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06-21-06, 10:28 AM
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fatherofdaughterofromer
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The passenger on the left just told the driver that cruiserdan would not negotiate his price on the new tie rod ends so he got them elsewhere and spent the savings on Beer. They then went down a very steep embankment without any steering.
This poor bastard told cruiserdan that Toyota parts sucked. No one knows what happened, but all that was found was the pile of and the Bezel from his FJ40.
This is where cruiserdan has gotten his meat for the last 20 years. I am talking about the place on the left, hmmmmmm
This individual did not take cruiserdans advice and used Dexetrol Anti-Freeze. The suprising thing is this happened during the summer.
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Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards
Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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06-21-06, 10:42 AM
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Butch had a conversation with cruiserdan about not using anymore Toyota parts. That night Butch had a nightmare about the birth of his new grandchild. He called Dan the next day with a big order. Those who know who the baby looks like, knows why he called quickly.
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Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards
Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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06-21-06, 10:51 AM
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This poor bastard told cruiserdan that Toyota parts sucked. No one knows what happened, but all that was found was the pile of and the Bezel from his FJ40.
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That looks like a pile of used socks.
The mystery deepens
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That looks like a pile of used socks.
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Nope, belly button lint from the owner, who has not been seen for two weeks!
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Cruiserdan has infiltrated the mind of my dog as well. Last year my Brittany ate my key fob. Later I find out that CDAN has Brittanies. Yesterday my Brittany ate my key fob again. He only ate the Toyota key fob and left the others stuff alone. Coincidence, I think not.
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This young married couple have not had any issues with their Toyota since getting Dan's permission to marry and following through on their promise to name their first child Dan or Danielle
Wonder why Shotts had all those driveline problems???
This individual was checking his wiper blades after telling Dan he bought his at PepBoys and they were the same size. Dan responded"Oh no, the drivers side and passenger side are different based on the curve of your windsheild, one is part number 8462397 and the other is 8462399. I have both of those in stock, $26.97 list, your price is $19.98. If you want I can take your credit card here and ship them when I get back. Otherwise, hope you like Mud!"
After doing a quick check, he gave Dan his credit card number
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Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards
Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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GOOOOOLLY!
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It's funny you post that first radiator pic Ken, because 6 years ago I had to buy a new radiator since the original one had holes that couldn't be patched. I ended up with an aftermarket that was also $100 cheaper than new OEM and even though I know an OEM one would outlast it, I haven't had any problems yet. And I'm a moneyless E4 so hopefully I'll escape Dan's wrath
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fatherofdaughterofromer
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This person told cruiserdan that a Land Rover could do anything a Land Cruiser could do.
BTW - This is one of cruiserdans dogs. You think you just pay to feed them. Dental work aint cheap
Doesn't look like the Dental work is helping.
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Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards
Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM
97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW
96 LX450 - ROD's
06 4Runner - Wife's
99 4Runner - daughterofromer's
03 BMW Z4 Roadster
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ive gotten myself sick from laughing thanks you this helps my really freaking bad day
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