Lets not forget cruiserdan while he is out - Page 3

surfpig · 06-27-06, 10:06 AM

Almost immediately after declaring my semi-immunity from The Shaman's awesome powers, my window crank broke (AutoZone), my right turn signal quit working, and my rear window motor gear failed...

I'm skeered....

Romer · 06-28-06, 11:27 AM

And while Dan was gone, LX_TREME was working on his real seal and sees in this photo that his Headgasket is going south. Could it be the non OEM Pesky Heater Hose (Blue) replacement?

NorCalDoug · 06-30-06, 01:41 PM

"Shaman? Voodoo? Curse?
BAH! I said...there ain't no such thing as voodoo. CDan ain't no freakin' shaman."

That was my response to the question, "Hey Doug, you've been on IH8MUD for a while...what's this talk about CDan being a shaman?" "What's this voodoo everyone's talking about?"

We had pulled off the road in Death Valley to air up for a stretch of highway. The question was asked. I gave my somewhat flippant response...the next thing I know...my rig goes from purring contentedly on the side of the road to being dead...in the blink of an eye.

Uhhhhh...let me try THIS fuse...nope...how about this OTHER fuse? Nope...

Ask me now if I believe? YES.
CDan is not to be trifled with.

All hail CDan!!!

Brentbba · 06-30-06, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

"Shaman? Voodoo? Curse?
BAH! I said...there ain't no such thing as voodoo. CDan ain't no freakin' shaman."

That was my response to the question, "Hey Doug, you've been on IH8MUD for a while...what's this talk about CDan being a shaman?" "What's this voodoo everyone's talking about?"

We had pulled off the road in Death Valley to air up for a stretch of highway. The question was asked. I gave my somewhat flippant response...the next thing I know...my rig goes from purring contentedly on the side of the road to being dead...in the blink of an eye.

Uhhhhh...let me try THIS fuse...nope...how about this OTHER fuse? Nope...

Ask me now if I believe? YES.
CDan is not to be trifled with.

All hail CDan!!!

Boy does that bring back memories of that road. The shaman did allow you and your daughter to get home safely and that's most important.

Regarding shamanism - Yep - I bow to the east in the very direction of American Toyota regularly and I do it with meaning.

Romer · 07-06-06, 11:56 AM

These people were camping near Dan were he was fishing a few weeks ago. They were up all night drinking, etc. They woke the next morning to find their rigs in this condition. Still wondering how the vegetation grew so fast and how the engine ended up out of the cab

The next morning was a good fishing day for Dan

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Romer · 07-06-06, 02:22 PM

The vacation pics are starting to come in now.

In case you didn't know how tough Dan is, here he is sparring with a bear for fun!

One of Dan's favorite mods, so he can keep on fisihing

Romer · 07-06-06, 02:26 PM

More of Dan's annoying camping neighbors. They hiked in and woke to find their camp site had moved!!!!!

cruiserdan · 07-06-06, 05:29 PM

They were driving me "batty" so I fixed them up.....

Romer · 07-08-06, 01:53 PM

Dan ran across these people several times on his vacation, The first time was at a gas station and Dan walked up to say hi and he noticed a fuel odor from the front. Dan said, "Smells like a fuel line problem and you need part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035". The guy just rolled his eyes and brushed him off. They later ran into them at a restaraunt and Dan noticed the fumes were getting worse, "He said, look I really know what I am talking about and you need to replace that fuel line, its Toyota part #SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035." The guy looked at Dan and said, " I have been working on Fords for 20 years and thats normal break in smell, why don't you mind your own business."

The next day the FJ caught on fire and after the fire was out, the totyota fuel line part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035 appeared on the side of the truck.

brett76 · 07-08-06, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romer

Dan ran across these people several times on his vacation, The first time was at a gas station and Dan walked up to say hi and he noticed a fuel odor from the front. Dan said, "Smells like a fuel line problem and you need part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035". The guy just rolled his eyes and brushed him off. They later ran into them at a restaraunt and Dan noticed the fumes were getting worse, "He said, look I really know what I am talking about and you need to replace that fuel line, its Toyota part #SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035." The guy looked at Dan and said, " I have been working on Fords for 20 years and thats normal break in smell, why don't you mind your own business."

The next day the FJ caught on fire and after the fire was out, the totyota fuel line part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035 appeared on the side of the truck.

this may be one of my favorites

SHREG · 07-08-06, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brett76

this may be one of my favorites

still cant see shi* out the rear view........

That pic needs it own thread

fjwagon · 07-08-06, 11:31 PM

Too Funny.

Romer · 07-10-06, 08:48 PM

Mr and Mrs. Cruiserdan on vacation, Don't mess with Mrs. D. either:

Quote:

Originally Posted by cruiserdan

I opened the hood on my Dodge truck to check it and there were two of the little bastards (rodents) standing on top of the cylinder head

My wife actually grabbed one of them with a gloved hand and crushed it and "spiked" it like a football player in the endzone...

D-

Romer · 07-10-06, 08:54 PM

Mrs. Cdan: Dan
Cdan: yes Dear?
Mrs. Cdan: You take that rodent in the house, it's good eaten
Cdan: Yes Dear!

later:
Mrs Cdan: Where is that Rodent? I don't see it in the Kitchen
Cdan: Ummm, I must have put it down somewhere
Mrs Cdan: Snif Sniff, check the bathroom, I have a feeling you stopped there
Cdan: Yes Dear

Later:

Mrs Cdan : Dan have YOU BEEN Smoking:
No dear, it was the rodent!

Romer · 07-10-06, 09:18 PM

Course if Dan gets to the Rodents first he doesn't utilize such brute force tactics. he uses his Shaman charm to capture and train them:

mot · 07-11-06, 08:39 AM

Romer,

Do you work?

BHMCruiser · 07-11-06, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romer

Dan ran across these people several times on his vacation, The first time was at a gas station and Dan walked up to say hi and he noticed a fuel odor from the front. Dan said, "Smells like a fuel line problem and you need part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035". The guy just rolled his eyes and brushed him off. They later ran into them at a restaraunt and Dan noticed the fumes were getting worse, "He said, look I really know what I am talking about and you need to replace that fuel line, its Toyota part #SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035." The guy looked at Dan and said, " I have been working on Fords for 20 years and thats normal break in smell, why don't you mind your own business."

The next day the FJ caught on fire and after the fire was out, the totyota fuel line part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035 appeared on the side of the truck.

"normal break in smell" - sounds like something a Ford guy would say. Hilarious!

Romer · 07-11-06, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mot

Romer,

Do you work?

yeah, why you think I haven't been on all day

You???

mot · 07-11-06, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romer

You???

Errrrr.....

cruiser88 · 07-11-06, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mot

Errrrr.....

here fixed it for everybody

semlin · 07-11-06, 08:06 PM

no that's the FJ that didn't wave back

Romer · 08-04-06, 11:07 PM

This person called Dan and said he needed a CDL switch. Dan told him part number 80007656443, List price $55, your price, $44.

The man was beligerant and said, "Jesus Christ, I can make my own for less than that and hung up on the shaman." Later that week that man was proud that he had been able to make his own and proudly showed his wife how it worked.

She was not very happy with him as she called a cab 30 minutes later

Romer · 08-04-06, 11:38 PM

This person has been missing for weeks since Dans last vacation

He called Dans truck a mall wagon and dan a girle man for driving it

Romer · 08-05-06, 06:30 PM

This just in from Southern Utah.

A Man cut in front of another man at the boat ramp at Lake Powell. The first person said he was in a hurry and couldn't help it. He stated he saw the other man flip him off and walk behind his green Land Cruiser pull out some chicken bones and start chanting.
The first man then went to park his boat trailer and the tire blew out. He could hear chuckling from the man wearing a red shirt that said Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks."

Romer · 08-05-06, 06:32 PM

Update to previous story:

The man whose boat trailer tire mysteriously blew out was able to snap this picture of the strange chanting man

06-27-06, 10:06 AM	#61
surfpig The Anti-Tech Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sacramental TLCA# 14386 Posts: 922	Almost immediately after declaring my semi-immunity from The Shaman's awesome powers, my window crank broke (AutoZone), my right turn signal quit working, and my rear window motor gear failed... I'm skeered.... __________________ nial, Hippie teleboarder God is too big for just one religion... '77 FJ55, stocker, with a locker (and some other stuff). Now with 95% Mojo! Footsoldier for the Kingdom of TUT

06-28-06, 11:27 AM	#62
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	And while Dan was gone, LX_TREME was working on his real seal and sees in this photo that his Headgasket is going south. Could it be the non OEM Pesky Heater Hose (Blue) replacement? __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

06-30-06, 01:41 PM	#63
NorCalDoug I Solve Problems... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: uhhhh...duh...Northern CA TLCA# yes, I have one Posts: 5,093	"Shaman? Voodoo? Curse? BAH! I said...there ain't no such thing as voodoo. CDan ain't no freakin' shaman." That was my response to the question, "Hey Doug, you've been on IH8MUD for a while...what's this talk about CDan being a shaman?" "What's this voodoo everyone's talking about?" We had pulled off the road in Death Valley to air up for a stretch of highway. The question was asked. I gave my somewhat flippant response...the next thing I know...my rig goes from purring contentedly on the side of the road to being dead...in the blink of an eye. Uhhhhh...let me try THIS fuse...nope...how about this OTHER fuse? Nope... Ask me now if I believe? YES. CDan is not to be trifled with. All hail CDan!!! __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton

07-06-06, 11:56 AM	#65
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	These people were camping near Dan were he was fishing a few weeks ago. They were up all night drinking, etc. They woke the next morning to find their rigs in this condition. Still wondering how the vegetation grew so fast and how the engine ended up out of the cab The next morning was a good fishing day for Dan d __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

07-06-06, 02:22 PM	#66
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	The vacation pics are starting to come in now. In case you didn't know how tough Dan is, here he is sparring with a bear for fun! One of Dan's favorite mods, so he can keep on fisihing Attached Images __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

07-06-06, 02:26 PM	#67
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	More of Dan's annoying camping neighbors. They hiked in and woke to find their camp site had moved!!!!! __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

07-06-06, 05:29 PM	#68
cruiserdan Parts Shaman (per Romer) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where's my glasses? TLCA# 11332 Posts: 14,093	They were driving me "batty" so I fixed them up..... __________________ Original owner 93 FZJ80,locked,blown,water/methanol injected(like a WWII fighter aircraft),lifted,winched,snorkeled,slidered,Sleeed ,moneypit. Balanced on a pin head. 95 FZJ80 trail truck (hers), 94 FZJ80 320K with a knock and a lumpy old Dodge car.

07-08-06, 01:53 PM	#69
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	Dan ran across these people several times on his vacation, The first time was at a gas station and Dan walked up to say hi and he noticed a fuel odor from the front. Dan said, "Smells like a fuel line problem and you need part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035". The guy just rolled his eyes and brushed him off. They later ran into them at a restaraunt and Dan noticed the fumes were getting worse, "He said, look I really know what I am talking about and you need to replace that fuel line, its Toyota part #SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035." The guy looked at Dan and said, " I have been working on Fords for 20 years and thats normal break in smell, why don't you mind your own business." The next day the FJ caught on fire and after the fire was out, the totyota fuel line part number SJ5IL-OM463-155L-035 appeared on the side of the truck. __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

07-08-06, 11:31 PM	#72
fjwagon IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Texas TLCA# 12463 Posts: 1,539	Too Funny.

07-10-06, 08:54 PM	#74
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	Mrs. Cdan: Dan Cdan: yes Dear? Mrs. Cdan: You take that rodent in the house, it's good eaten Cdan: Yes Dear! later: Mrs Cdan: Where is that Rodent? I don't see it in the Kitchen Cdan: Ummm, I must have put it down somewhere Mrs Cdan: Snif Sniff, check the bathroom, I have a feeling you stopped there Cdan: Yes Dear Later: Mrs Cdan : Dan have YOU BEEN Smoking: No dear, it was the rodent! __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

07-10-06, 09:18 PM	#75
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	Course if Dan gets to the Rodents first he doesn't utilize such brute force tactics. he uses his Shaman charm to capture and train them: __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

07-11-06, 08:39 AM	#76
mot I ruin surprises. Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,406	Romer, Do you work? __________________ My e-bay Links NEW TEQ Collectibles NEW JDM Toys R/C FJ40 Last 2!! OEM foglights and HID's JDM LC60/62 Goodies JDM LC80 Goodies JDM LC100 Goodies

07-11-06, 08:06 PM	#81
semlin northerner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: north of 49 Posts: 4,065	no that's the FJ that didn't wave back __________________ 93 fzj80 66 fj40L m101cdn trailer 91 LS400 sedancruiser 64, 2x65 honda ct 200 67, 2x68, 3x69, 72, 75 Honda ct90 83 Honda ct70 "Diplomacy is the art of having someone else impose your will on you" Lester Pearson "I have the conch" Piggy

08-04-06, 11:07 PM	#82
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	This person called Dan and said he needed a CDL switch. Dan told him part number 80007656443, List price $55, your price, $44. The man was beligerant and said, "Jesus Christ, I can make my own for less than that and hung up on the shaman." Later that week that man was proud that he had been able to make his own and proudly showed his wife how it worked. She was not very happy with him as she called a cab 30 minutes later __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster Last edited by Romer; 08-06-06 at 11:15 PM.

08-04-06, 11:38 PM	#83
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	This person has been missing for weeks since Dans last vacation He called Dans truck a mall wagon and dan a girle man for driving it Attached Images __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster

08-05-06, 06:30 PM	#84
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	This just in from Southern Utah. A Man cut in front of another man at the boat ramp at Lake Powell. The first person said he was in a hurry and couldn't help it. He stated he saw the other man flip him off and walk behind his green Land Cruiser pull out some chicken bones and start chanting. The first man then went to park his boat trailer and the tire blew out. He could hear chuckling from the man wearing a red shirt that said Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks." Attached Images __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster Last edited by Romer; 08-05-06 at 10:46 PM.

08-05-06, 06:32 PM	#85
Romer Kneel for the Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Englewood, Colorado TLCA# 13968 Posts: 7,587	Update to previous story: The man whose boat trailer tire mysteriously blew out was able to snap this picture of the strange chanting man Attached Images __________________ Ken Romer ~ Friend of Shaman Keeper of the FAQ, Defender of Newbies, and Slayer of Tards Commander Rising Sun 4WD Club - K0ROM 97 LX450, Supercharged, Locked, and lots of other stuff ROTW 96 LX450 - ROD's 06 4Runner - Wife's 99 4Runner - daughterofromer's 03 BMW Z4 Roadster