Lets not forget cruiserdan while he is out

turbocruiser · 06-21-06, 06:13 PM

This is the picture of the final combustion cycle, within the walls of the cylinder, on a 1FZFE, JUST as Dan's Voodoo crescendos (after hours and hours of ancient tribal thrusting around his work's parts washer while it's flaming and while he's wearing paint derived from distilling various Toyota FIPG materials) and causes yet one more f'n headgasket to blow out!!!!

Romer · 06-21-06, 08:25 PM

Here was cruiserdan DEMANDING obediance and loayalty from Nakman and Nuclearlemon

He later found out that Nuclearlemon bought some parts at NAPA

Romer · 06-21-06, 08:31 PM

Here cruiserdan is having a "DISCUSSION" with Christo Slee on how 850J's/864's are right choice for his setup. Christo said (Imagine South African Accent) "You dont know what you are talking about.

Here is Christo 2 hours later. This year Christo was telling folks what a great set-up Dan has, real loud so people could hear him.

brett76 · 06-21-06, 08:57 PM

Best Thread Ever!!!

Romer · 06-21-06, 09:10 PM

"Starter Contacts, I don't need no stinking new starter contacts, thats just a scam you sleezy toyota parts guys spread around."

"Only Painseys buy torque wrenches Dan!" cruiserdan waved his hand and this poor bastard walked out muttering and foaming at the mouth

LX_TREME · 06-21-06, 10:40 PM

How can I forget? $1100.00 gone in couple mins conversations I guess the needle was on me before he went on vacation.I just don't remember anything...please, forgive me ...

Brentbba · 06-22-06, 08:57 AM

This is a 10 star thread! Has to be one of the best and funniest, yet complimentary threads this board has ever put together!

Romer · 06-22-06, 10:14 AM

This person ignored cruiserdans advice to extend his diff breathers. A week later he had mush coming out his birfs and dan had his credit card for a front axle rebuild kit

This is cruiserdans neighbor. He tried to attach Jeep axles to the front of his pig. The axle fell off on the highway and you see what's left. Dan was heard chanting before he drove out of the highway that day

Romer · 06-22-06, 10:49 AM

Note this is the "Golf Cart" used by Dan at American Toyota to drive around the lot.

This person ordered parts from the OTHER Toyota dealer in albq. Turns out he was telling people he did that because Dan was a blowhard and didn't know his stuff. Funny how his tire blewout

Romer · 06-22-06, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cruiserdan

It takes quite a bit to piss me off, almost to a point where I have been accused of being way too laid back. These bastards succeeded in SPADES.......

cruiserdan (when he had hair) explaining to Treerootco that this is not an OEM transfercase

Romer · 06-22-06, 04:58 PM

These folks, felt the need to ignore cruiserdans advice about replacing the swaybars

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Originally Posted by cruiserdan

It would, .. be a good tme to grease the u-joints.......

Romer · 06-22-06, 05:01 PM

Look, there is cruiserdan, I buy aaalll my parts from him. Why do you think they call me Teflon Bill.

Romer · 06-22-06, 06:05 PM

This is one of cruiserdans day dreams while he sleeps at work, you think he surfs mud all day?. He is so focused on the for ground he forgot to make the truck an 80 series Land Cruiser

This person just bought the last of the small 80 series oil filters available. The crowd rushes forward to request he share:

Romer · 06-22-06, 06:06 PM

The parts manager at that other Toyota dealer in Albq.

Romer · 06-22-06, 10:17 PM

Dan was almost a cartoon star with all the Cartoons coming out of Japan. They were going to call it South Parts, but they scarped it because they didn't think anyone would want to watch a cartoon about a crotchety old guy cussing at little kids.

turbocruiser · 06-23-06, 08:13 AM

This is what happened on a totally challenging trail a little after my four wheelin friend Johnny tried to purchase a hub gasket for an IFS hub on a 90 Toyota Mini ... take a look at all the broken bits ...

Now keep in mind I had already asked permission from Dan to turn this "non-mudder" on to American Toyota, and I had already told this "non-mudder" how great Dan and Dan's prices are.

Johnny calls in and is told that the price of that gasket is going to be two hundred dollars! Wondering why it was so much more he asks and Dan answers "Cause yer runnin a fawkin fawkless IFS suspension and thats just fawkin fawkin stupid, I cannot support causes like this a**hole!. You think we won the war this way?" and then "CLICK", Dan hangs up and races his way to the miniaturized IFS syspension model in that bare back shelf and proceeds to insert the voodoo needle while wearing a sinistery snickering smile and his eyes rolling back to bare white like a shark in on the kill!

Ohh, the happy ending, ... , Johhny now has his solid axle swap from All-Pro and actually thanks Dan repeatedly for the reach-around he got back then!

Romer · 06-23-06, 10:09 PM

Some think cruiserdan is more than just a shaman

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Originally Posted by yooper

No this is CDan. He is GOD.

turbocruiser · 06-24-06, 07:39 AM

Whenever Dan gets bored of breaking our parts, he sometimes switches stuff up by inciting immediately inclimate wheather over some poor "son'bitch". Here Dan picked some poor "son'bitch" to park a monsoonal storm cloud over for a few hours - just long enough to leave the man quite literally "stuck in the mud" whilst out in the desert!!!!

Ohh, after that he proceeded to snicker cause the stupid fawker had aftermarket windshield wiper arms with, even worse, replacement aftermarket rubber blades courtesy of e9999!!!

Romer · 06-24-06, 10:44 PM

This is Dan's Father, he so wanted Dan to be an auto mechanic.

His becoming a parts manager killed him

What, a little spillover isn't allowed?

Spook50 · 06-24-06, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Romer

This is Dan's Father, he so wanted Dan to be an auto mechanic.

His becoming a parts manager killed him

What, a little spillover isn't allowed?

Damn, WTF were these pics from?

Romer · 06-24-06, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spook50

Damn, WTF were these pics from?

The Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Looks like someone needs to see the Movie.

Spook50 · 06-25-06, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Romer

The Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Looks like someone needs to see the Movie.

I was referring to the last two. I don't remember that part at all.

Romer · 06-25-06, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spook50

I was referring to the last two. I don't remember that part at all.

That's the Historian who gets killed and during the movie the police are looking for the killers and they arrest Arthur and throw him in a squad car just as he is about to storm the french castle.

turbocruiser · 06-25-06, 09:09 AM

After dan's done beaking our parts, and if he's feeling generous and giving and gracious, he might, repeat might, drive this tow truck up to your rig and circle you with it like a shark while waving the right part to fix your problem and while chanting the part number, the regular price and the list price.

He won't tow yer rig with his tow truck though; that would put extra strain on his OEM fan clutch possibly causing HIS rig to require a repair and that's just NOT allowed!!!