| Dear Junk Dear Junk,
I'm bored and need some inspiration. I've already done your mom doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, perfumed garden, froggy style, and butterfly. We're running out of things to do. I mean hell, I just gave her a hot carl, that's how bored I am. What should I do?
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