[dfmorse]

Sad News...
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that kneads it.

[zcruiser]

aw jeez.... Now I'm gonna hafta go pay my respects to his dog Cinnamon Bun...

[fsusteve]

I thought Cap'n Crunch died years ago?

[Rugster]

At least someone got a job after the flood in N.O... Working as an actor..

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Looter...ends_4402.html

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by Rugster

At least someone got a job after the flood in N.O... Working as an actor..

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Looter...ends_4402.html

Dude, pls edit and place a 35% or NSFW..... Some of us are at work, and the "fawk hot girls now" banners on pages like that do get logged by the IT department's websense server and can be seen over your shoulder.

Fred

[Rugster]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

Dude, pls edit and place a 35%..... Some of us are at work, and the "fawk girls now" banners do get logged by the IT department and seen over your shoulder.

Fred

Sorry... I didn't notice.. I will try and not let it happen again..

[2badfjs]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

Dude, pls edit and place a 35%..... Some of us are at work, and the "fawk girls now" banners do get logged by the IT department and seen over your shoulder.

Fred

maybe you should be working instead if MUDDING!

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by 2badfjs

maybe you should working instead if MUDDING!

They don't mind mud, personal email, legitimate news.... They don't mind anything unless it becoms a problem and interferes with getting work done.

The sites that are banned and tracked by our websense server:

~porn
~sports (people were caught spending all day on fantasy football or whatever)
~humor that is of a possibly offensive nature
~chat (MSN, Yahoo messenger will not work on our computers)
gambling (one guy got canned for spending all day for a whole week on gambling at work.)

Forums are typically not blocked since there are forums out there that are useful for work.

If Mud begins to impede me from working, thye'll let me know.

But linking to a site that has porn links on it, even by accident is hard to explain. ANd, noting 35% or Not Work/Family Safe is a common courtesy.

MUD is basically my cigarette break, if you will. I don't tkae my 15 minute break in the morning or afternoon, and I usually only take half of my lunch break.

Fred