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[yooper]

I think that's an anal thermometer in her pocket....

Originally Posted by White Shark

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by yooper

I think that's an anal thermometer in her pocket....

Are you hoping there Yooper?

[beaufort-fj60]

[White Shark]

Originally Posted by beaufort-fj60

Now it all makes sense...

Coach reprimanded for licking players’ cuts.
Oregon teacher put on probation, ordered to take health class.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7132425/

MSNBC News Services
Updated: 9:05 p.m. ET Aug. 5, 2005
HALSEY, Ore. - The Oregon teachers board reprimanded a high school football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of student athletes, school officials said on Friday.

The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission placed Scott Reed, 34, on two years probation and ordered the coach, who is also a science teacher, to attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens.

Last summer, Reed gave students at Central Linn High School near Eugene, 100 miles south of Portland, a pep talk about a coach who had licked and healed players' wounds so that they could rejoin the game. After the talk, he bent down and licked a cut on a track athlete's knee, the commission said.

Reed, 34, acknowledged the incident last year after parents complained.

The head of the commission, Vickie Chamberlain, said the board felt a public reprimand was necessary "because we were very concerned about his behavior."

Police investigated, but Reed was not arrested. “Sometimes there are actions that are socially unacceptable or bizarre that aren’t necessarily criminal,” Linn County Sheriff Dave Burright said.

Reed did not return calls seeking comment.

Small risk of disease transmission
Saliva-to-blood contact poses a small risk of disease transmission, said Dr. Sarah Hendrickson, public health officer at Lane County Public Health in Eugene.

“We do know that animals lick their own wounds,” she said. “And it may be that saliva has some healing properties. But my very strong recommendation is that you confine yourself to licking your own wounds.”

Complaints filed against Reed also cited other risky behavior, such as licking blood from wounds on a football player's arm and a high school student's hand. Parents said if Reed had had an open wound in his mouth, the licking could have spread an infection such as HIV or Hepatitis B and C.

The Associated Press and Reuters contributed to this report.


IT WAS THE DELICIOUS BACON FLAVOR THAT PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE.

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francis

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camp

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as seen on tv

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[yooper]

full circle, to the dreaded:

[stinkyfj60]

Oh shit, now even TUT is linked to Kevin Bacon

[NorCalDoug]

For our friends NOTB...


Which is not to be confused with...

[White Shark]

22 slices baby!

[Hawke]

Originally Posted by White Shark

22 slices baby!

Now, that is disgusting.

[Jman]

fuckit
















I'm baaaaaack!

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by Jman

I'm baaaaaack!

"The Ultimate Thread: Return of the King"

[surfpig]

BACON!

[surfpig]

Well, I'm in Manhattan Beach right now, but it's the same...

Look ahead as we fast try to focus on it
I won't be fooled by a cheap cinematic trick
It must have been just a cardboard cut out of a man
Top forty cast off from the record stand

Walking in LA
Walking in LA
Nobody walks in LA
Walking in LA
Walkin in LA
Nobody walks in LA

I don't know could have been a lame jogger maybe
or someone just about to do the freeway strangler baby
Shopping cart pusher or maybe someone groovy
One things for sure he isn't starrin in a movie coz he's

Walking in LA
Walking in LA
Nobody walks in LA
Walking in LA
Walkin in LA
Nobody walks in LA

You won't see a cop walkin on the beat
You only see him drivin cars on the street
You won't see a kid walkin home from school
Their mothers pick them up in a car pool

Walking in LA
Walking in LA
Nobody walks in LA
Walking in LA
Walkin in LA
Nobody walks in LA

Could it be the smog's playing tricks on my eyes
Or it's a rollerskater in some kind of headphone disguise
Maybe somebody who just ran out of gas
Makin his way back to the pumps the best way he can

Walking in LA
Walking in LA
Nobody walks in LA
Walking in LA
Walkin in LA
Nobody walks in LA



Happy New Year, all!

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