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Yo Yo!
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87' FJ60, perfect body, BDS lift, mud tires, hula wiggler.
07' FJ Cruiser AllPro suspension & bumper 33/MTZ's
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12-14-05, 08:55 PM
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Dain Bramaged Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Reno, NV
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More like Post Insertion - you are 1501 sir!
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What the large print giveth, the fine print taketh away.
Battle Born Cruisers
1975 FJ40, A couple of thingamajigs and a deally bob, fully integrated whatzits, dash board Hula girl (pending spousal approval.)
1998 pair of Pink Panties, now with a doohicky in the front.
1984 FJ60, Detroits F&R and a gawd awful spring lift.
Rust never sleeps.
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12-14-05, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
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80 series. 
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96fzj80, mostly stock except for the suspension, steering, gears, brakes, batteries, lights, bumpers, running boards, skid plates, stereo, speakers, cargo area, and tires. Also a 2001 Taco DC.
custom 80 series mic holders, dash bezels, seat repair parts, and clear ARB lenses, all available right now, right here www.gamiviti.com
and some of my best friends are TLCA members.
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12-14-05, 09:07 PM
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Forum Lifer
Join Date: Dec 2002
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12-14-05, 09:10 PM
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Dain Bramaged Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Reno, NV
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fuckit
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You wish!
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Dan Johnson
What the large print giveth, the fine print taketh away.
Battle Born Cruisers
1975 FJ40, A couple of thingamajigs and a deally bob, fully integrated whatzits, dash board Hula girl (pending spousal approval.)
1998 pair of Pink Panties, now with a doohicky in the front.
1984 FJ60, Detroits F&R and a gawd awful spring lift.
Rust never sleeps.
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12-14-05, 09:23 PM
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Lurkers!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Shores of Gitche Gumee
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she can hold my snorkel anytime...
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
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I need something hot and black inside me.
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12-14-05, 09:28 PM
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Lurkers!
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 photodocumentation is a good idea!
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
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dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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12-14-05, 09:32 PM
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Lurkers!
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This gives post padding a whole new meaning...
EDIT: this picture doesn't go with the above statement - it is gratuitous and random, I just kinda liked it. It came up in a 1513 search.
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
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Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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12-14-05, 10:25 PM
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Forum Lifer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: uhhhh...duh...Northern CA
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too funny.
underhandedness.
someone is quite devious.
you guys are bad...in a totally ultimate manner.
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
"I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton
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12-14-05, 10:25 PM
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The Anti-Tech
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sacramento CA
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Yeah, well, fork you and the forking fork you forked in on!
Forking A
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'77 FJ55, stocker, with a locker: old-school expedition rig Now with 95% Mojo!
Footsoldier for the Kingdom of TUT
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What about guys who put quotes by others in their sigs. Can't they come up with anything unique?
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12-14-05, 10:41 PM
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Former Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 3,666
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Fork Youse
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12-15-05, 01:07 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Reno, NV
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Who are you going to trust?
The guy with the friendly FJ40 avatar?
Or the guy with the Piggely Wiggely avatar?
Dada Dada Dada Dats all folks!!!
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Dan Johnson
What the large print giveth, the fine print taketh away.
Battle Born Cruisers
1975 FJ40, A couple of thingamajigs and a deally bob, fully integrated whatzits, dash board Hula girl (pending spousal approval.)
1998 pair of Pink Panties, now with a doohicky in the front.
1984 FJ60, Detroits F&R and a gawd awful spring lift.
Rust never sleeps.
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12-15-05, 03:13 AM
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grown up MOD
Join Date: May 2004
Location: 'in dat der briar patch'
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Something wrong here
double fuckit......
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"If it wasn't a Landcruiser and hadn't been built the way it was you do realize you would be DEAD." VA State Police Officer
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12-15-05, 05:15 AM
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Lurkers!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Shores of Gitche Gumee
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A fork in the road...
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
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Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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12-15-05, 05:17 AM
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Lurkers!
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another...
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
Quote:
Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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12-15-05, 08:26 AM
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I m m o d e r a t o r
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: If ya don't know, I ain't tellin'
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Underhandedness, hey...
And I don't want to hear any talk about "post insertion" here:shotts: ...
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LOL, nice touch with the link there. . . . .
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1987 FJ60
1970 Honda CT90
1970 Honda CL350
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12-15-05, 08:38 AM
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FML
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Glendale, AZ
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even better:
Avatar anyone?
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12-15-05, 08:39 AM
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FML
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OMG, I'm DYIN!
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12-15-05, 08:40 AM
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FML
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12-15-05, 08:56 AM
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I m m o d e r a t o r
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: If ya don't know, I ain't tellin'
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OMG, I'm DYIN!
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DANNNNNNG, grrlfriend, this shit is cracking me up! 
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1987 FJ60
1970 Honda CT90
1970 Honda CL350
2010 Jetta TDI Sportwagon
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12-15-05, 09:09 AM
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I m m o d e r a t o r
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: If ya don't know, I ain't tellin'
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Hmmm, thanks!
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1987 FJ60
1970 Honda CT90
1970 Honda CL350
2010 Jetta TDI Sportwagon
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12-15-05, 10:26 AM
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Lurkers!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Shores of Gitche Gumee
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I've been waiting for someone to bring up the scariest sock, Sock Monkey!
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
Quote:
Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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Lurkers!
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
Quote:
Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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Lurkers!
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
Quote:
Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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I need something hot and black inside me.
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I m m o d e r a t o r
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I'm not sure, but I think I had one of those sock monkey things as a kid. I seem to remember a car trip where either I threw it out the window on the highway, or my dad did out of total frustration with the hijinx me and my sister were doing, I'm not sure which. But I think it scarred me permanently. . . . .
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Lurkers!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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You can dress up your sock monkey:
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
Quote:
Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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Lurkers!
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Masturbation Sock Accidently Used In Puppet Show
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Albert Grissin, high school sophomore and chronic masturbator, misplaced one of his socks earlier this week; a sock which Grissin used solely for masturbatory purposes.
Tension arose later in the week, however, when Betty Unger, an instructor at Pensfield reported that one of its newest sock puppets, Fufu, was coated with a "disgusting amount of semen."
The sock in its pre-puppet, masturbatory utility state.
It now appears that the loss of Albert Grissin's "special sock" occurred in approximately the same timeframe in which local children's entertainer, Ted Insley, misplaced his favorite puppet. This coincidental turn of events proved tragic for both individuals involved.
Insley, who realized he had lost his favorite puppet mere minutes before the show, grabbed the first sock he saw at the daycare center, glued on some googly eyes and yarn for hair, and went to work completely ignorant of Fufu's previous role.
"It was absolutely gross," reported Ted Insley, Fufu's puppeteer. "The show was just about to get underway, so I do as I always do and put on Fufu, but something just didn't feel right. He was a lot stiffer than normal and I had a lot of trouble moving his mouth around. I didn't want to ask questions until later, but... I wish I had... damn..."
Grissin was reportedly "disappointed" that his favorite masturbation sock somehow came to be at Pensfield. "Me and the sock have a history," he said. "I've been strokin' it into that sock for years and years. After I lost it, I couldn't play any 5-on-1 anymore, anywhere. What am I supposed to do, get a girlfriend? Hell no, I want my sock back."
The sock's mysterious appearance at the day care center may relate to Albert's mother, Mary Grissin. "My mom takes my sis to the daycare center...I guess she was going to the laundromat, and well..."
Grissin then squirmed uncomfortably.
The most upsetting aspect of Fufu's show was not the show itself, however. "It was after the show," said Unger. "We invited all of the kids to come up and pet Fufu and have him sign autographs. Oh lord...I can't imagine what some of those kids got on their autographs... sweet Jesus."
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The obviously 'used' sock, now Fufu, child entertainer.
"We certainly do not encourage masturbation at our day care center!" Unger added, who is forty years old and has not been on a date in over two years.
The children themselves, however, seemed relatively unfazed by the events. "Yay! I got Fufu's autograph!" shrieked a delighted 6 year old Mary Hudson. "It's stuck to my hand! Fufu's so silly... and he smells like daddy!"
Other children had differing opinions on their man juice-laden autographs. "Fufu's so magical! He doesn't want my autograph to ever leave me!" reported fellow day care regular Tommy Nelson (age 4). He then proceeded to carress his autograph affectionally, causing it to stick to his hands and face briefly. "I love Fufu." he added.
After he learned of the events at Pensfield, Grissin has decided to become "a little more responsible" about where his masturbation sock goes following ejaculation. "Y'know, I'll put it somewhere safe, like under my bed or just maybe, I dunno, take it to the laundromat myself when it gets too gross," stated Grissin.
When asked if he will miss his masturbation sock, Grissin seemed complacent.
"I mean, I've got the other sock that came with it I guess. Since old reliable is gone, I guess I'll just have to make due with what I have [for masturbation]."
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"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." -- Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
'99 UZJ100 "The Iron Hippo" / '82 FJ40 "Mustard" / '73 FJ40
WFC: 3437-8655-9529
Quote:
Originally Posted by woody
dude, I can't ban yooper....he's got friggin lazers on his head |
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Originally Posted by Mars
I need something hot and black inside me.
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I m m o d e r a t o r
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Wow, and to think some people belittle T.U.T. for being devoid of content. . . . .
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