The ultimate thread! (possible 35%) (#1)

[WristPin]

10-7....

[White Shark]

Jotos...

[White Shark]

Ricky Martin, uno mas joto....

He looks entirely too comfortable around that mic...

[stinkyfj60]

be there again soon no doubt I might sleep again perhaps often in my old room
Not now mama she pleaded in a low tone My dreamboat you absolutely are on some
subject
and there never was a more miserable business buff you sir
devoted For a year or more I had psi to find a satisfactory answer to her often
then condition of my mind where the play was still running high his former protection
with a fast beating heart and said Champion wont you speak to me
easy negligence which I have reason to remember very well became a real presence
to me
wife and her motherThe brookline who made as much of my going away as if I were
going to

[stinkyfj60]

[stinkyfj60]

[stinkyfj60]

[Junk]

Originally Posted by swank60

You spelled it wrong - and BTW, Awesome movie!

I thought gymkata was a horse show thing with barrel racing

[Junk]

Originally Posted by Jman

I'm getting too old for this shit!

[Junk]

Originally Posted by Jman

THE PRODUCT
wrapped and sealed

with masking tape moistened with sweat

experience

existence of ignorance - the product of capitalism.

see, more masking tape

electrical tape
medical tape

[Junk]

Originally Posted by surfpig

I helped a hippie chick get her car out of the snow today...



mmmm, hippie chicks...

Dude, it's April.

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by Junk

see, more masking tape

electrical tape
medical tape

Dont forget the duct tape

[Junk]

Originally Posted by Jman

Whaaa????



User Name Posts
Jman 1,688
yooper 1,664
White Shark 1,646
rusty_tlc 1,578
stinkyfj60 1,330
surfpig 1,221
Junk 1,177
NorCalDoug 1,168
swank60 908

git on it

[Junk]

Originally Posted by swank60

I'll never break #9.

But you're always #1 to us, as far as cs goes

[Junk]

Originally Posted by Jman

Not true! All you have to do is try.

Gonna take more than that

[Junk]

Originally Posted by Jman

Is it a new day yet?

nope

[Junk]

Originally Posted by Jman

14761!

And, I hope you all mailed your taxes!

extension

[Junk]

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by Junk

extension

Unlike you, I dont need an extension

[Junk]

Originally Posted by surfpig

I had to borrow a nickel today.

because you don't have pennies?

[Junk]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Unlike you, I dont need an extension

Don't care about her so long as I enjoy it

[Junk]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

efiled last Sunday. Already got my state refund and spent it. Still waiting on the fed refund.

Is that how your avie could afford the hot new doo?

[Junk]

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

fawkin genius.

If you go back to some of the older posts you may notice something like that has already occurred

[Junk]

Originally Posted by WristPin

cheeleader thread has more views than TUT

for now, but in the end TUT will reign

[Junk]

Originally Posted by IDave

At 10000 views per day it won't for long

.

[Junk]

Originally Posted by WristPin

two muffins are sitting in a muffin pan in the oven.
one muffin looks at the other muffin and says,
"Whew, crap, its hot in here!"
The other muffin says
"Oh shit, a talking muffin!

Shut your muffin.

[Junk]

Originally Posted by beaufort-fj60

User Name Posts
Jman 1,708
yooper 1,664
White Shark 1,646
rusty_tlc 1,591
stinkyfj60 1,330
surfpig 1,230
Junk 1,177
NorCalDoug 1,168
swank60 916
brett76 569
grrlscout89FJ62 383
beaufort-fj60 194
WristPin 146
IDave 119
Pighead 89
Hawke 56
projektdotnet 50


I guess that would mean that Jman's 1,708 posts would equal a minimum of 14.23 hours in tut to reach that post count.

But his are high quality so it actually means a little more time. What's wrong with that? Time in TUT is good for the soul.

[Junk]

Originally Posted by WristPin

i eat squirrel

You definitely eat meat.

[Junk]

Originally Posted by White Shark

Cool link Junk. Old angry guys are cool.

So I'm cool?

[Junk]

Originally Posted by White Shark

I'm down to #3 on the TUT post list. It couldn't last forever. I have to stop working 12-16 hours a day and go on welfare so I can contribute more time to my Art. The Art that is TUT.

I figure that I can sit next to the mini fridge, wear Depends to prevent those extra bathroom trips, and devote all of my time to the Art of TUT...

Until then, Jman will be in first place. All I can say until the welfare kicks in and I can hang out at home wearing Depends, eating Cheetos, and camping out at the computer is.......

Go wireless and just stay in the crappa