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Old 04-17-06, 01:30 PM   #14461
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Old 04-17-06, 01:31 PM   #14462
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Heheh ... manzaniere. Otherwise known as a "bro"

If I didn't have a super-sweet new avatar, i'd be snagging that bad boy…


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Old 04-17-06, 01:33 PM   #14464
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TUT is either extra-funny today, or extra-disturbing.

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Old 04-17-06, 01:34 PM   #14465
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I had three salads for lunch today: Green, potato and cucumber.

I think I've eaten more vegetables in the last hour than I have all month.


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Old 04-17-06, 01:39 PM   #14466
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I'm on the same track swank. Had cucumber salad, next, salad with chicken n almonds. I have no further salads planned though, just grapes.


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Old 04-17-06, 01:48 PM   #14467
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I'm on the same track swank. Had cucumber salad, next, salad with chicken n almonds. I have no further salads planned though, just grapes.
See, I'm planning on suplimenting with a pint of cookie-dough ice cream later…I say: fuck grapes.


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Old 04-17-06, 01:51 PM   #14468
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I say: fuck grapes.
LOL! I did bring in a bag of TJ's dark chocolate covered pretzels "to share" with my co-workers. I've already supplemented my salads with several, and I'm sure there are more in store for me.


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Old 04-17-06, 01:57 PM   #14469
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Not to mention the Easter candy...





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Old 04-17-06, 02:39 PM   #14470
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Not to mention the Easter candy...



ohh man i just ate five cadbury eggs. every easter those dam cadbury eggs get me. actually try to stay away from them but they have a strange power over me. oh well im doing better this year. last year i bought two cases


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Not a whole lot of Easter candy for me this year.

At work, we had one bowl of Hershey's minis a couple weeks back. DSS is getting a bit old for the Easter basket thing, so his ma gave him a CD and I gave him a Reese's chocolate bunny. No basket for us to snag stuff out of!

I imagine some of the ladies at work will be bringing in some clearance candy this week I bet.


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Old 04-17-06, 02:47 PM   #14472
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ohh man i just ate five cadbury eggs.
How bout a Cadbury Egg / Peep / chocolate bunny turducken?



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Old 04-17-06, 02:51 PM   #14474
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LOL, I called my assistant in to see that, he just had that e-mailed to him. Extra credit for innovative used of a Dremel.


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Old 04-17-06, 03:00 PM   #14476
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These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.

David Hoffner, he works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years, he'll probably work here four more.

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.

Dave Gord, I've known him since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg, so we got drunk and sick.

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.

Some of them are Davids...
"But most of us are Daves"
They all have their own hands
but they come from different moms.

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.

Dave Jadisky, man this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time.

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.

Dave Capisano, I hardly know him...
*pause*

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.

Daves: "We are the Daves he knows he knows,
We are the Daves he knows.
We are the Daves he knows he knows,
We are the Daves he knows.
Some of us are Davids, but most of us are Daves.
We all have our own hands but we come from different moms."

These are the Daves I know I know
"We are the Daves he knows he knows"
These are the...
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TOO MANY DAVES -Dr. Seuss

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?

Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get ONE.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!

This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.


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I just ate like a dozen chocolate pretzels.


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Old 04-17-06, 03:11 PM   #14481
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Echo?

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I just ate like a dozen chocolate pretzels.

That's okay---they're "dietary supplements."


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Is it just me, or is everyone else fed up with Jman bragging about his "assistant"?





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