The ultimate thread! (possible 35%) (#1)

[rusty_tlc]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Well, not really. I like inserting pics from here into other threads... like the Scab I just think sometimes this place is full of the most brilliant idiotic posts, and we would probably overwhelm Chat with it.

Brilliance and idiocy?

I think the idiot quotient is a lot higher, but maybe thats just me.

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Sushi for dinner, treated the kids for the sons GF's B-day.
We need to do it more often.
Damn I'm full.

[Junk]

Originally Posted by White Shark

Junk you bastard!!!! Why haven't you called??!!!!!

Mom? Is that you?

[Junk]

fuckers

[Junk]

Originally Posted by valentine

busta nut?

[Junk]

Important lesson learned today

[rusty_tlc]

Originally Posted by Junk

fuckers

dickwad

[Junk]

the wife still doesn't want to hear about how shitty she is at sex

[Junk]

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

dickwad

you sucked another wad out of a dick?

[Junk]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Originally Posted by Junk

Important lesson learned today

Never use wool socks for 646?
Wolverines make bad house pets?
The square root of -1 is an imiaginary number?

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Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

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Pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side
I say, pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side

It a gonna burn
Give me the music make me jump and prance
It a go done
Give me the music make me rock in the dance
On the left-hand side
I say, I say, I say....
On the left-hand side
I say, I say, I say....
On the left-hand side
On the left-hand side
On the left-hand side
I say east, say west
Say north and south
On the left hand side
This is gonna make us jump and shout
On the left hand side

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An original Crapper, well, err crapper.

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Huh?

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El Caganer

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El Caganer Home version

[White Shark]

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Yeah, I wish you could get her to move around more...

Originally Posted by Junk

the wife still doesn't want to hear about how shitty she is at sex

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NB - The Spanish verb Cagar means literally to shit or to crap (not to defecate, that's another verb entirely), this actually being quite an acceptable word in everyday conversation - even my very straight-laced mother in law uses it on a regular basis - but more about that another time!)

El Caganer, a rather strange figure, has been a characteristic of Nativity scenes all over Catalonia for many years. No self- respecting Catalan Bethlehem scene would be complete without him! Nowadays he comes in many shapes and forms, from monks to shepherds, Barcelona or Madrid football players to famous film stars - all performing the exact same action - defecating. That's right! They are actually squatting down, with their trousers round their knees, having a bowel movement!

Although an integral and essential part of the Nativity scene, this colourful character is often difficult to spot. He is usually to be found in an ''outlying'' area - behind a suitably placed bush, for example - and not actually centre stage with the infant Jesus himself! Traditionally he was made of clay, but now he is usually made of longer-lasting plastic (isn't everything?).

Los Caganers first began to make an appearance in Nativity scenes in Catalonia in the late seventeenth century, but didn't really achieve widespread popularity until the nineteenth century. Nowadays they are as important a character as Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus himself. Look carefully at any Nativity scene in Catalonia and you will always find him lurking in the background, replete with the traditional red Catalan hat.

So what do they actually stand for? Believe it or not, the widely-accepted answer to that question is really a very simple one. Their ''fertilizer'' enriches the earth around them, thus promising a buena cosecha (a good harvest) during the forthcoming year. This translates into a general good omen for the future. Upon purchasing a Caganer, are told that owning him will bring good luck and prosperity. One thing is certain, they do say much about the Catalan sense of humour.

El Caganer is second only to Sant Jordi (more about him at another time too) as the most emblematic figure of popular Catalan mythology. For those who find this character somewhat irreverent, the Catalans are quick to point out a certain famous little boy who has been ''peeing'' into a fountain in a Brussels square for centuries! After all, it's a natural process, isn’t it?

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Creepy!