The ultimate thread! (possible 35%) (#1) - Page 474

WristPin · 04-14-06, 10:47 PM

Rusty, have you tried todays buttery fish menu?

stinkyfj60 · 04-14-06, 10:51 PM

Swollen Testicles!
After tripping the light fantastic in Kinshasa, the capital of what was then Zaire, J... returned stateside with a frightening pain in his lower abdomen. In a men's room at McGuire Air Force Base, J... unzipped his jumpsuit to find his scrotum swollen to the size of a peach. No dummy, J... immediately sought treatment from American doctors - the best in the world! - and was nursed back to health with an emergency diet of antibiotics...

But not before his balls had swollen to, in J...'s own words, "the size of softballs."

rusty_tlc · 04-14-06, 10:51 PM

Butters?

rusty_tlc · 04-14-06, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

LOL, I like to look at Land Cruisers, I like to drive Land Cruisers. Thats how I think of it.

Same with porn. I like to play sports, I like to watch sports.

Everybody has their own Zen.

WristPin · 04-14-06, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Swollen Testicles!
After tripping the light fantastic in Kinshasa, the capital of what was then Zaire, J... returned stateside with a frightening pain in his lower abdomen. In a men's room at McGuire Air Force Base, J... unzipped his jumpsuit to find his scrotum swollen to the size of a peach. No dummy, J... immediately sought treatment from American doctors - the best in the world! - and was nursed back to health with an emergency diet of antibiotics...

But not before his balls had swollen to, in J...'s own words, "the size of softballs."

pork and beans.
PORK AND BEANS!!

stinkyfj60 · 04-14-06, 10:55 PM

rusty_tlc · 04-14-06, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Well its time...

Peanut butter jelly time?

rusty_tlc · 04-14-06, 11:18 PM

Tbag

rusty_tlc · 04-14-06, 11:19 PM

Cast

Poriomania · 04-14-06, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Now exactly how did you find this

It was to the left of the marmalade. Aisle three.

brett76 · 04-15-06, 12:32 AM

wow. slow day in TUT. makes it easy to catch up.

no junk today?

brett76 · 04-15-06, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Poriomania

It was to the left of the marmalade. Aisle three.

yah next to the condoms and the luuuuuuuuuuuube

surfpig · 04-15-06, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

So, what would happen to Chat if all the TUTers just broke out of here and ran free on the board

I bet it wouldnt be pretty

Isn't that the normal situation now?

There's links everywere (EVERYWHERE!)

Search: almost anything you search for, TUT is close to #1 on the list... and if is it isn't, soon it will be. TUT is all that there is, and all that will be.

All you need to know is here.

TUT is all there is.

(if I can spell it right...)

That is all.

(maybe)

brett76 · 04-15-06, 12:37 AM

soooo many times ive almost posted a link in tech.

but i know better

im not stupid i wont do it

i need everyone in tech to much

Biscuit · 04-15-06, 12:38 AM

In the Beginning there was TUT. God saw TUT and it was good.

surfpig · 04-15-06, 12:42 AM

Maybe I should just go to bed:

"Tell her try your best jest to make it quick

Whom attend to the sick

'Cause there must be something she can do

This heart is broken in two

Tell her it's a case of emergency

There's a patient by the name of Gregory

Night nurse

Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst

My night nurse, oh gosh

Oh the pain it's getting worse

I don't wanna see no doc

I need attendence from my nurse around the clock

'Cause there's no prescription for me

She's the one, the only remedy

Night nurse

Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst

My night nurse

Oh the pain it's getting worse

I hurt my love

I don't wanna see no doc

I need attendence from my nurse around the clock

'Cause there's no prescription for me

She's the one, the only remedy

Night nurse

Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst

My night nurse

Oh the pain it's getting worse

I hurt my love

And I'm sure No doctor can cure

Night nurse Night nurse

Gregory Issac

Biscuit · 04-15-06, 01:41 AM

The Real TUT

valentine · 04-15-06, 01:58 AM

'''

stinkyfj60 · 04-15-06, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfpig

Isn't that the normal situation now?

There's links everywere (EVERYWHERE!)

Search: almost anything you search for, TUT is close to #1 on the list... and if is it isn't, soon it will be. TUT is all that there is, and all that will be.

Links are one thing, but imagine some of the posts in here floating around out there

brett76 · 04-15-06, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Links are one thing, but imagine some of the posts in here floating around out there

dude every thread jman starts almost is like a lost TUT animal. trying to make its way home.

surfpig · 04-15-06, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Links are one thing, but imagine some of the posts in here floating around out there

So, "what happens in TUT stays in TUT"?

Sounds good...

stinkyfj60 · 04-15-06, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfpig

So, "what happens in TUT stays in TUT"?

Sounds good...

Well, not really. I like inserting pics from here into other threads... like the Scab

I just think sometimes this place is full of the most brilliant idiotic posts, and we would probably overwhelm Chat with it.

Jman · 04-15-06, 12:29 PM

butternut

sine80 · 04-15-06, 12:36 PM

Modesto Nut.

Cookiemonster · 04-15-06, 12:40 PM

I got your nuts right here, Jack..

04-14-06, 10:51 PM	#14192
stinkyfj60 ¡Del uno! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Beneath her feet TLCA# 3014 Posts: 1,114	Swollen Testicles! After tripping the light fantastic in Kinshasa, the capital of what was then Zaire, J... returned stateside with a frightening pain in his lower abdomen. In a men's room at McGuire Air Force Base, J... unzipped his jumpsuit to find his scrotum swollen to the size of a peach. No dummy, J... immediately sought treatment from American doctors - the best in the world! - and was nursed back to health with an emergency diet of antibiotics... But not before his balls had swollen to, in J...'s own words, "the size of softballs." __________________ stinky 1984 FJ60 & 1987 Tercel 4WD Sec of Inking and Inserts "My soul is an empty carousel at sunset." -Pablo Neruda

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stinkyfj60 ¡Del uno! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Beneath her feet TLCA# 3014 Posts: 1,114	Well its time... __________________ stinky 1984 FJ60 & 1987 Tercel 4WD Sec of Inking and Inserts "My soul is an empty carousel at sunset." -Pablo Neruda Last edited by stinkyfj60; 04-15-06 at 08:38 AM.

04-15-06, 12:32 AM	#14201
brett76 adrift in a sea of meh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: t town, wa TLCA# 15433 Posts: 861	wow. slow day in TUT. makes it easy to catch up. no junk today? __________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam

04-15-06, 12:37 AM	#14204
brett76 adrift in a sea of meh Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: t town, wa TLCA# 15433 Posts: 861	soooo many times ive almost posted a link in tech. but i know better im not stupid i wont do it i need everyone in tech to much __________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam

04-15-06, 12:38 AM	#14205
Biscuit Rovin' Mars Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Moon, Mars, and Beyond TLCA# 15940 Posts: 298	In the Beginning there was TUT. God saw TUT and it was good. __________________ 1974 FJ40L - "The Hangar Queen" - F155/3 on the floor/Stock Wheels and Hubcaps/Parts Inc. "Paki Top" 2000 Jetta TDI - "The Daily Driver" 51hwy/45city - DieselGeek Skid Plate/Ventectomied/E-Codes Installing a PakiTop? Look here Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option. - James Cameron on exploration Carpool lanes are the first step towards communism. - Mickey Rubicon

04-15-06, 12:42 AM	#14206
surfpig The Anti-Tech Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sacramental TLCA# 14386 Posts: 922	Maybe I should just go to bed: "Tell her try your best jest to make it quick Whom attend to the sick 'Cause there must be something she can do This heart is broken in two Tell her it's a case of emergency There's a patient by the name of Gregory Night nurse Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst My night nurse, oh gosh Oh the pain it's getting worse I don't wanna see no doc I need attendence from my nurse around the clock 'Cause there's no prescription for me She's the one, the only remedy Night nurse Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst My night nurse Oh the pain it's getting worse I hurt my love I don't wanna see no doc I need attendence from my nurse around the clock 'Cause there's no prescription for me She's the one, the only remedy Night nurse Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst My night nurse Oh the pain it's getting worse I hurt my love And I'm sure No doctor can cure Night nurse Night nurse Gregory Issac __________________ nial, Hippie teleboarder God is too big for just one religion... '77 FJ55, stocker, with a locker (and some other stuff). Now with 95% Mojo! Footsoldier for the Kingdom of TUT

04-15-06, 01:41 AM	#14207
Biscuit Rovin' Mars Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Moon, Mars, and Beyond TLCA# 15940 Posts: 298	The Real TUT __________________ 1974 FJ40L - "The Hangar Queen" - F155/3 on the floor/Stock Wheels and Hubcaps/Parts Inc. "Paki Top" 2000 Jetta TDI - "The Daily Driver" 51hwy/45city - DieselGeek Skid Plate/Ventectomied/E-Codes Installing a PakiTop? Look here Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option. - James Cameron on exploration Carpool lanes are the first step towards communism. - Mickey Rubicon

04-15-06, 12:36 PM	#14214
sine80 IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Stockton, CA TLCA# 17109 Posts: 557	Modesto Nut. __________________

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Cookiemonster IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: CA Bay Area Posts: 511	I got your nuts right here, Jack.. Attached Images