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If somebody wanted, truly wanted this to be TUT, then that somebody could sabatoge the Cheerleaders thread by posting a simple picture. A picture so revolting, no one could ever view the thread again. It would have to be locked away in some warehouse to be hidden away forever like the arc of the covenant. It would have to be something just plain ol' wrong, like. . .
. . .like. . .
hmmm....
maybe a google image search for "tub" and "girl" could find something that disgusting.
Just raunchy, wrong, and 
Don't search on those words. Just don't.
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LOL, no, because turnabout is fair play. 
But that indeed is a picture that rivals goatse. . . . 
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burning man?
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The event that cannot be held in CA because they have laws against stuff like that?
The event which is attended primarly by Kalifornicators?
Or;
The event that generates a couple of mil in revenue for the state of NV each year?
The event that keeps the gas station in Gerlach open so I can re-fuel the other 50 weeks of the year if I'm up there?
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The foul-mouthed fortune teller gingerly steered the hoverscraft towards the monkey's bowl of eel soup.
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12-12-05, 03:29 PM
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The foul-mouthed fortune teller gingerly steered the hoverscraft towards the monkey's bowl of eel soup.
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I can't tell if you're reciting bad porn or a Monty Python skit. . . . .
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12-12-05, 03:43 PM
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Your search - The foul-mouthed fortune teller gingerly steered the hoverscraft towards the monkey's bowl of eel soup. - did not match any documents.
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12-12-05, 03:58 PM
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The event that cannot be held in CA because they have laws against stuff like that?
The event which is attended primarly by Kalifornicators?
Or;
The event that generates a couple of mil in revenue for the state of NV each year?
The event that keeps the gas station in Gerlach open so I can re-fuel the other 50 weeks of the year if I'm up there?
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Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Nevada is like the cool uncle that let's you have a beer when you're 18 years old.
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12-12-05, 04:32 PM
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batpoop sandwich
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12-12-05, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ca55idy
hmmm....
maybe a google image search for "tub" and "girl" could find something that disgusting.
Just raunchy, wrong, and
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OMFG 
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12-12-05, 04:59 PM
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Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Nevada is like the cool uncle that let's you have a beer when you're 18 years old.
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A cool bumper sticker I saw "Welcome to Nevada, Californias designated smoking area."
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You did that search?
I bet you click this link to!
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1998 pair of Pink Panties, now with a doohicky in the front.
1984 FJ60, Detroits F&R and a gawd awful spring lift.
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I though this was funny before, but i just realized there are only five socks there.
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What the large print giveth, the fine print taketh away.
Battle Born Cruisers
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1998 pair of Pink Panties, now with a doohicky in the front.
1984 FJ60, Detroits F&R and a gawd awful spring lift.
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12-12-05, 05:30 PM
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It's good to see that in the midst of his vigorous physical activity, Mr. Blond Guy is staying properly hydrated. It's a terrible thing to get dehydrated in the middle of an exhaustive racial beatdown.
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Love Train - The O'Jays
People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
The next stop that we make will be England
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Well, well
People all over the world (you don't need no money)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on)
People all over the world ( ride this train)(Ride this train, y'all)
Start a love train (Come on, train), love train
All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Please don't miss this train at the station
'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Well
People all over the world (Sisters and brothers)
Join hands (join, come on)
Start a love train (ride this train, y'all), love train (Come on)
People all over the world (Don't need no tickets)
Join hands (come on, ride)
Start a love train, love train
Ride, let it ride
Let it ride
Let it ride
People, ain't no war
People all over the world (on this train)
Join in (ride the train)
Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all)
People all over the world (come on)
Join hands (you can ride or stand, yeah)
Start a love train, love train (makin' love)
People all over the world ('round the world, y'all)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train
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I though this was funny before, but i just realized there are only five socks there.
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I was selling 6 til someone in fucking mudbay censored my fucking post.
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Love Train - The O'Jays
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Kereoke time again already?
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Originally Posted by War
Why can't we be friends?
{Chorus}Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine
{Chorus}
I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around
{Chorus}
I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time
{Chorus}
The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony
{Chorus}
I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent
{Chorus}
Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about
{Chorus}
I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia
{Chorus}
{Chorus}
{Chorus}?
{Chorus}
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Ah, random google searches give me comfort:
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Almost there. . . .
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TUT stats;
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What the large print giveth, the fine print taketh away.
Battle Born Cruisers
1975 FJ40, A couple of thingamajigs and a deally bob, fully integrated whatzits, dash board Hula girl (pending spousal approval.)
1998 pair of Pink Panties, now with a doohicky in the front.
1984 FJ60, Detroits F&R and a gawd awful spring lift.
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I'm lovin' the new smilies
:shotts:
:hillbilly
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
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I'm lovin' the new smilies
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Wow, who knew?  Not me.
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I haven't found the dino, but I believe the hillbilly is of my creation…
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What, this one? And this one?:shotts: (stop beating my ass!)
By the way, is that "tub girl" safe for work?
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wtf. where are yall getting those smilies?
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What, this one? And this one?:shotts: (stop beating my ass!)
By the way, is that "tub girl" safe for work?
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It's "Beating a Dead Horse" - funny that the code is "Shotts"
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wtf. where are yall getting those smilies?
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They are "secret smilies" :hillbilly
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 :shotts: you fawking secret fawkers!
went to flip you off and saw the "more" link
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What, this one? And this one?:shotts: (stop beating my ass!)
By the way, is that "tub girl" safe for work?
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Tub Girl, SFW?
no. it is not. not by any means. one would be hard pressed to find a more disgusting image on the web.
any one know of one?
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
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