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ca55idy · 12-12-05, 02:27 PM

If somebody wanted, truly wanted this to be TUT, then that somebody could sabatoge the Cheerleaders thread by posting a simple picture. A picture so revolting, no one could ever view the thread again. It would have to be locked away in some warehouse to be hidden away forever like the arc of the covenant. It would have to be something just plain ol' wrong, like. . .

. . .like. . .

hmmm....
maybe a google image search for "tub" and "girl" could find something that disgusting.

Just raunchy, wrong, and

Don't search on those words. Just don't.

Jman · 12-12-05, 02:32 PM

LOL, no, because turnabout is fair play.

But that indeed is a picture that rivals goatse. . . .

rusty_tlc · 12-12-05, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

burning man?

The event that cannot be held in CA because they have laws against stuff like that?
The event which is attended primarly by Kalifornicators?
Or;
The event that generates a couple of mil in revenue for the state of NV each year?
The event that keeps the gas station in Gerlach open so I can re-fuel the other 50 weeks of the year if I'm up there?

Junk · 12-12-05, 04:08 PM

The foul-mouthed fortune teller gingerly steered the hoverscraft towards the monkey's bowl of eel soup.

Jman · 12-12-05, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Junk

The foul-mouthed fortune teller gingerly steered the hoverscraft towards the monkey's bowl of eel soup.

I can't tell if you're reciting bad porn or a Monty Python skit. . . . .

IDave · 12-12-05, 04:43 PM

Your search - The foul-mouthed fortune teller gingerly steered the hoverscraft towards the monkey's bowl of eel soup. - did not match any documents.

NorCalDoug · 12-12-05, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

The event that cannot be held in CA because they have laws against stuff like that?
The event which is attended primarly by Kalifornicators?
Or;
The event that generates a couple of mil in revenue for the state of NV each year?
The event that keeps the gas station in Gerlach open so I can re-fuel the other 50 weeks of the year if I'm up there?

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Nevada is like the cool uncle that let's you have a beer when you're 18 years old.

Junk · 12-12-05, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

I can't tell if you're reciting bad porn or a Monty Python skit. . . . .

batpoop sandwich

yooper · 12-12-05, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ca55idy

hmmm....
maybe a google image search for "tub" and "girl" could find something that disgusting.

Just raunchy, wrong, and

Don't search on those words. Just don't.

OMFG

rusty_tlc · 12-12-05, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Nevada is like the cool uncle that let's you have a beer when you're 18 years old.

A cool bumper sticker I saw "Welcome to Nevada, Californias designated smoking area."

rusty_tlc · 12-12-05, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

OMFG

You did that search?

I bet you click this link to!

rusty_tlc · 12-12-05, 06:23 PM

I though this was funny before, but i just realized there are only five socks there.

White Shark · 12-12-05, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

Another great picture. Notice the vodka bottle suspended in mid-air during the melee. It's like a shot on the space shuttle, in zero Gs.

It's good to see that in the midst of his vigorous physical activity, Mr. Blond Guy is staying properly hydrated. It's a terrible thing to get dehydrated in the middle of an exhaustive racial beatdown.

Jman · 12-12-05, 08:22 PM

Love Train - The O'Jays

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train

The next stop that we make will be England
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Well, well

People all over the world (you don't need no money)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on)
People all over the world ( ride this train)(Ride this train, y'all)
Start a love train (Come on, train), love train

All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Please don't miss this train at the station
'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Well

People all over the world (Sisters and brothers)
Join hands (join, come on)
Start a love train (ride this train, y'all), love train (Come on)
People all over the world (Don't need no tickets)
Join hands (come on, ride)
Start a love train, love train
Ride, let it ride
Let it ride
Let it ride
People, ain't no war

People all over the world (on this train)
Join in (ride the train)
Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all)
People all over the world (come on)
Join hands (you can ride or stand, yeah)
Start a love train, love train (makin' love)
People all over the world ('round the world, y'all)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train

Junk · 12-12-05, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

I though this was funny before, but i just realized there are only five socks there.

I was selling 6 til someone in fucking mudbay censored my fucking post.

rusty_tlc · 12-12-05, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman

Love Train - The O'Jays

...

Kereoke time again already?

Quote:

Originally Posted by War

Why can't we be friends?

{Chorus}Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

{Chorus}

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

{Chorus}

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

{Chorus}

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

{Chorus}

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

{Chorus}

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

{Chorus}

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

{Chorus}
{Chorus}
{Chorus}?

{Chorus}

{Chorus}

swank60 · 12-13-05, 08:34 AM

Ah, random google searches give me comfort:

Jman · 12-13-05, 11:37 AM

Jman · 12-13-05, 02:47 PM

Almost there. . . .

rusty_tlc · 12-13-05, 03:23 PM

TUT stats;

TUT post per day average 12.75
TUT views per hour average 14.75

NorCalDoug · 12-13-05, 04:21 PM

I'm lovin' the new smilies

:shotts:

:hillbilly

Jman · 12-13-05, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

I'm lovin' the new smilies

:shotts:

:hillbilly

Wow, who knew?

Not me.

12-12-05, 02:27 PM	#1381
ca55idy IH8MUD Rookie Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 18	If somebody wanted, truly wanted this to be TUT, then that somebody could sabatoge the Cheerleaders thread by posting a simple picture. A picture so revolting, no one could ever view the thread again. It would have to be locked away in some warehouse to be hidden away forever like the arc of the covenant. It would have to be something just plain ol' wrong, like. . . . . .like. . . hmmm.... maybe a google image search for "tub" and "girl" could find something that disgusting. Just raunchy, wrong, and Don't search on those words. Just don't. __________________ 67 FJ40-wife's daily driver 69 FJ55-daughter's 83 V8J60-FOR SALE 95 FZJ80-kid and dog taxi

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12-13-05, 04:21 PM	#1401
NorCalDoug I Solve Problems... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: uhhhh...duh...Northern CA TLCA# yes, I have one Posts: 5,094	I'm lovin' the new smilies :shotts: :hillbilly __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton

12-12-05, 04:08 PM	#1384
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