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Hey Paul! Where's Babe?
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Found her!
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So, what's been going on for the past week or so?
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Junk's kitty
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Dude, that cat's within walking distance of my house. I know the guy that owns it.  He's an old bodywork guy, used to do $600 paintjobs in that shop for the locals. 
How fawkin' weird is that. TUT rules!
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Dude, that cat's within walking distance of my house. I know the guy that owns it. He's an old bodywork guy, used to do $600 paintjobs in that shop for the locals.
How fawkin' weird is that. TUT rules! |
Now I know where you live 
TUT is where it's at!
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a couple pairs of pink panties...
Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam
"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
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So, what's been going on for the past week or so?
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Welcome back.
You missed a bit of ultimateness...not much else.
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...which reminds me...
did anyone really buy those sea monkeys?
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no, no, no...I know this is a sea horse...not a sea monkey...I was just wondering about the sea monkeys...
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I had Sea Monkeys. Bought them as an adult (my folks would never get them for me) and kept them in my "cube" back when I had a corporate job. People used to come by and see them all the time, while they were alive.
Wonder why I don't have my corp. job anymore? Hmmmm...
*sidenote, thanks for the Jackalope, Doug.
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I saw the post of the bacon bandages. I almost bought some of those when I was at Archie McPhee in Seattle last week. I decided to buy some Cubes instead (speaking of desk toys). I got "Ted" and "Eve".
I also made a new smilie ... the asshat:
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Reported to be in the greater DFW area...
I don't think there are enough large outdoor critters these days.
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"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
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I saw the post of the bacon bandages. I almost bought some of those when I was at Archie McPhee in Seattle last week. I decided to buy some Cubes instead (speaking of desk toys). I got "Ted" and "Eve".
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I was going to ask if Archie got it on with Eve in his cube, but given Eve's job title...I'm guessing not...
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"...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr
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LOL, no Ted isn't so lucky. He's a geeky loser. All his girlfriends' names end in ".jpg"
The cards Eve uses for training are a crack-up. "Don" is the inapropriate employee. In all the graphics, he isn't wearing any pants. In the one featured above, he's saying "would you like a massage?"
Today I printed out some paperwork, courier boxes, dot matrix printer paper, and time cards from the cubes site. The paperwork includes coversheets for TPS reports! *cackle*
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Why didn't I just stay home with my dialup?  I can't get anything done!!!  Damn you, TUT-ers! Damn you all to hell! 
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Remember these? SoCal thing I guess...
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What about guys who put quotes by others in their sigs. Can't they come up with anything unique?
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Our BigBoy burned down just when I moved here three years ago, and the burnt out shell of the building is still sitting there. Weird.
We have a giant cow here, too, several actually, at the local dairy. They have one on top of the dairy building, one on a trailer for parades, and this one in a picnic area next to their ice cream store. There are usually bees or hornets leaving and going into a little hole broken in the fiberglass on the left rear leg and it's all I can do to keep my kids from putting an eye up to the hole to look inside every time we're there.
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All I know is I bet its as big as a house
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Doug is a player now...blew past me with the flurry of the last two days, and is approaching the big boys....
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Why didn't I just stay home with my dialup? I can't get anything done!!! Damn you, TUT-ers! Damn you all to hell! |
You shoud have TUT-ed on dial-up, now that would have proven that you truely are the 
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Doug is a player now...blew past me with the flurry of the last two days, and is approaching the big boys....
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I simply do not have the stamina--nor the bandwidth--to keep up. It's all yours, Doug.
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There is a great spoof remake of that scene in Madagascar. Couldn't find a pict to post, but did find this Nissan in the mud, which is kinda cool...
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all mine?
nooooooo...don't want it all.
there's way too much pressure with #1. Everyone always gunning for you...always in some noob's sights. Naw, I get enough of that at work
with #2, there's always the expectation that you should usurp #1...again, too much pressure...
I've been shooting for #3. The bronze is what I want in the land of TUT -- mediocre and yet still on the medal stand...
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Oh, where has the time gone?
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What about guys who put quotes by others in their sigs. Can't they come up with anything unique?
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Obscurity is where it's at...
Sooo, everyone must be back at work...
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I disagree, being on the medal stand is not mediocre. True mediocracy is to perform well enough for people to remember you were there, but not enough to be "placed" on any stand |
so...like Mary Decker then?
It wasn't Zola's fault
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I saw the original of that, along with hundreds of other "art" pieces Dali did during a one-man exhibition at the Pompidou Center in Paris in 1980--do you know how mind-warping it is to walk around and see nothing but Dali for four hours? I had just come from a gallery full of Impressionist paintings, too, so it was quite a transition--"here are some lovely water lillies . . . now here's some melting clocks, followed by an actual Rolls Royce surfing a giant wave.
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Obscurity is where it's at...
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uhhhh....yeah...
busy with the TPS reports...adding cover sheets...
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Wow, even if you look at this thread at almost a post a second, it would take you almost an hour to view it. . . . .
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Reported to be in the greater DFW area...
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If it's oversized critters you want, DFW is the place - esp. FW. I haven't seen that Jackalope you posted, but there is one about 3-5 miles from my house. It's been a while since I've really taken notice of it - so that could be it. If it is, considering Jman's neighborhood Cheshire, I'd say you hit us both with your random postings pretty *ahem* close to home.
On the oversized critters: we've got a ton of the local artist painted longhorn steer all over the place these days. I can think of 3, maybe 4 that are all within a couple of miles of "One of Four Presidential Palaces"*
* "One of Four Presidential Palaces" or "World Head Quarters" is what I like to call my house. Sounds much "BIGGER" than "my house" or "home" -- don't you think?
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