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01-02-06, 02:39 PM
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I Solve Problems...
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 Giant steps are what you take Walking on the moon I hope my legs don't break Walking on the moon We could walk forever Walking on the moon We could live together Walking on, walking on the moon Walking back from your house Walking on the moon Walking back from your house Walking on the moon Feet they hardly touch the ground Walking on the moon My feet don't hardly make no sound Walking on, walking on the moon Some may say I'm wishing my days away No way And if it's the price I pay Some say Tomorrow's another day You stay I may as well play Giant steps are what you take Walking on the moon I hope my legs don't break Walking on the moon We could walk forever Walking on the moon We could be together Walking on, walking on the moon Some may say I'm wishing my days away No way And if it's the price I pay Some say Tomorrow's another day You stay I may as well play Keep it up, keep it up __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 02:41 PM
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Hey!
You left your lights on! 
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 02:42 PM
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I Solve Problems...
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green cheese?
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 02:43 PM
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I Solve Problems...
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here's looking at you kid...
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 02:52 PM
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The Anti-Tech
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Cosmic, dude!
__________________ nial, Hippie teleboarder God is too big for just one religion... '77 FJ55, stocker, with a locker (and some other stuff). Now with 95% Mojo! Footsoldier for the Kingdom of TUT |
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01-02-06, 03:13 PM
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#3036 |
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I Solve Problems...
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Advice...
Don't build space rockets out of ply wood. Don't eat bog roll. Don't whistle with your mouth full. Don't drive over your grandmother. Don't build your house out of play doh. Don't try to eat yoghurt in the wind. Don't eat goat sandwiches. Don't lick light bulbs if they have been on for a while. Don't chop your hand off. That would just be stupid. Don't watch songs of praise if you are a satanist. Don't go roller blading if you've got no feet. Dont go time travelling if you only have enough flux capacitor for one trip. Don't dip your feet in nitric acid. Don't go swimming in the sewer. Don't feed your goldfish to your mom. Don't stick custard cream crumbs down your ears. Don't wear your socks over your shoes. Don't flush your favourite watch down the toilet. Don't flash your grandmother. Don't go ice skating with seabass. Don't strut your funky stuff at the bank. Don't listen to the Archers. It's crap. Don't try to raise the dead. Don't invite maggots round to tea. Don't mix turps in with your milk. Don't ask your mother-in-law out on a date. Don't call your Mom a Donkey-Dick-Licker infront of your grandmother. Don't lick dog poo unless you are a dog. Don't sit on spiky things. Always eat plenty of food every day. Not cabbage. Don't sell your friends to the slave trade. Don't stick your head into a sausage making machine. Don't break off the handle. Don't jump up and down a million times after eating 16 bowls of jelly. Don't try to swallow golf balls. Don't wear Burberry. It will make you look like a tasteless fool. Don't go to war on an empty stomach. Don't go missing during the rainy season. Don't carry full cans of deodorant by only the lid when you have nothing on your feet. Don't eat sand. Don't tell your secrets to gossipy old women. Don't disturb a sleeping gorilla. It will probably go ape. Don't mistake dynamite for sherbert. Don't scratch your eyeballs with sharp pointy things. Don't sunbathe under huge flocks of seagulls. Don't pick your nose at job interviews. Don't bet all your money on a horse with no legs. Don't meditate whilst operating heavy machinery. Don't drive off the edge of cliffs. Don't go to the cinema if you don't like films. Don't steal from tramps. Whatever you may gain will only smell like piss. Don't sniff strangers arm pits. Don't try to swallow corn on the cob whole. Don't eat Youngs Fish Pie. It makes your belly go wrong. Never eat shreadded wheat. Don't lick batteries. Don't hang out with really stupid people. Don't wolf-whistle fat hairy builders. Don't chew tin foil if you have got fillings. Don't sell weapons of mass destruction to right evil bastards. Don't carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. Use your arms and legs as well. Don't dress up like Phat Max. It's not cool. Don't talk to random old men in the street. You may never get away. Don't pester the librarian. Don't collect dead worms. Don't sniff dogs bottoms in the park. Don't step off the speeding train. Don't make sandwiches out of moudly bread. Don't drive round the roundabout backwards. Don't burgal your own home. Don't hop on one leg all day because it will ultimately end in a sore leg. Don't call strangers Big Rufus as it may offend. Blow your nose instead of sniffing as you will only get a mouth full of phlegm. Never scratch your eyeballs with sharp pointy finger nails. Always keep your freezer plugged in otherwise the fish fingers will go soggy. Wearing your shoes on the correct feet is much more comfortable. Eat cheese. It's nice. Always head for the eye of the storm. Don't eat tuna sandwiches before a first date. Don't go to the supermarket naked. Breathe at regular intervals. It keeps you alive. Never invite rapists round for dinner as you run the risk of getting raped. Buy Shannon presents. She likes presents and will be your friend forever. Don't sing 'Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead' at your grandmother's funeral. Buy potatoes in bulk. They are an excellent source of food and the investment will pay off. Always maintain a ready supply of toilet paper in your bathroom. Don't work at Wal-Mart. It is boring. Your nose does not contain adequate storage for super noodles so don't even try. Never pick fights with really big people. Don't constantly spin around. Not only will you get dizzy, you will also look very silly. Don't worry if you stand on the cracks. It wont break your mothers back. Don't become a meter maid. You will only lose friends. Never go to the gym. Its full of weirdos. Don't take baths in boiling chip fat. Don't eat cacti for breakfast, dinner or tea. Don't go swimming in sewage plants. Don't bother talking to plants. They don't understand English. Don't have cats. They are horrible. Don't go swimming in the sea. It's full of shit. Don't eat your toe nail clippings. It's neither tasty nor nutritious. Don't hold your breath for more than five minutes otherwise you will die. Don't run naked through stinging nettles. Never piss off a lion. Don't rub your knuckles on a cheese grater. It hurts. Wear gloves when visiting the Arctic. Don't drink liquid nitrogen. It will make you a little bit cold. Never swim with electric eels. Don't sleep in wet cement. You might get stuck. Don't go jogging. It will only make you look stupid. Don't have sex with your neighbours cat. It will ruin your friendship with both the neighbour and the cat. Never eat liver. It is gross. Don't cross busy roads with only your sense of smell to guide you. Don't kick old people in public. Wait 'til you get them home. Don't try to clean your oven with mashed potato. It doesn't work. Don't assassinate your friends. Don't try to crossbreed squirrels with sheep. Don't piss outside in sub-zero temperatures. Don't put turps in your eyes. It hurts. Don't smear your face in raspberry jam before collecting honey from bees. Prepare for the cold winter months by storing plenty of nuts to see you through. Don't piss me off. Don't ask a coma patient out to the theatre. Don't drink the strawberry milkshake from the corner shop. It's tasting crap today. Don't try to eat soup with a fork. Always remove your hands from the drawer before closing it. Don't jump off tall buildings without a parachute. Don't stick lollypop sticks really far down your ears. Don't attempt to cut your finger nails with hedge trimmers. Don't go for picnics on the freeway. Don't hug dirty old men. Don't be a stunt man if you suffer from osteoporosis. __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 03:42 PM
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adrift in a sea of meh
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isnt the hubble amazing?
__________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam |
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01-02-06, 03:48 PM
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adrift in a sea of meh
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cool
__________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam |
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01-02-06, 03:56 PM
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adrift in a sea of meh
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__________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam |
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01-02-06, 04:00 PM
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adrift in a sea of meh
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__________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam |
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01-02-06, 04:04 PM
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adrift in a sea of meh
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yup thats a real pic
__________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam |
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01-02-06, 04:07 PM
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ĄDel uno!
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"Los of catel may recovered be, but los of tyme shendeth us."
__________________ stinky 1984 FJ60 & 1987 Tercel 4WD Sec of Inking and Inserts "My soul is an empty carousel at sunset." -Pablo Neruda |
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01-02-06, 04:14 PM
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adrift in a sea of meh
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hey, you cant just post your sigline!
__________________ "there is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance- that prinicple is contempt prior to investigation" h. s. another convert to the church of latterday swank, a subcult of Shahrislam |
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01-02-06, 04:48 PM
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IH8MUD Lifer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,776
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__________________ "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin |
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01-02-06, 06:23 PM
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I Solve Problems...
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Quote:
 
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 06:27 PM
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IH8MUD Lifer
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tucson AZ
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I think I saw Uranus in one of those.
 Ross __________________ 1994 FZJ80, OME850/864 w/ CSC 1.5" spacers, 285/75 r16 BFG AT/KO, 131K "SUBDUCTION leads to OROGENY" "Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires!" "Stop Continental Drift!" "Tuff Schist" "Reunite Gondwanaland" |
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01-02-06, 06:30 PM
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I Solve Problems...
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Whaddaya doin' looking down there???  
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-02-06, 08:45 PM
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IH8MUD Lifer
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tucson AZ
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You're the one flashin' Uranus all over the web!
__________________ 1994 FZJ80, OME850/864 w/ CSC 1.5" spacers, 285/75 r16 BFG AT/KO, 131K "SUBDUCTION leads to OROGENY" "Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires!" "Stop Continental Drift!" "Tuff Schist" "Reunite Gondwanaland" |
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01-02-06, 10:02 PM
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ĄDel uno!
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__________________ stinky 1984 FJ60 & 1987 Tercel 4WD Sec of Inking and Inserts "My soul is an empty carousel at sunset." -Pablo Neruda |
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01-02-06, 10:21 PM
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I Solve Problems...
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What makes you think I'm wearing pants?
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-03-06, 02:00 AM
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I Solve Problems...
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a little chicken...from canada?
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-03-06, 02:02 AM
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I Solve Problems...
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british fugitive chicken?
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-03-06, 02:04 AM
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I Solve Problems...
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choking his chicken?
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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01-03-06, 02:08 AM
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I Solve Problems...
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Oh My! What a handsome cock!
__________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton |
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