Junk is a Pickle Pusher

[dd113]

Many of you know that this is the truth.

I had these stickers made up special just for CMCC but then I wussed out and could not go. I am sure Junk will like all of these.

I only have 30 so to get one you need to write in one paragraph just why Junk is a Pickle Pusher then PM me with your addy. Then you will need to post a PIC of the sticker in action.

Eventually the entire world will know that JUNK IS A PICKLE PUSHER!

[Cruiser_Nerd]

As we reached the first hill on Saturday..............Junk reached down to grab 4 Low.............he pushed and he pulled for all he was worth.........but he just couldn't get that pickle to budge............then both Jose and he tried..........together they pushed for all they were worth......but it was still no good.......some pickles just can't be pushed.


'luv ya Junk!

[erics_bruisers]

gay talk doesn't come naturally to me, and gay innuendos on my truck will never happen --

-- lest this thread go down this path --

http://www.avert.org/ygmt6.htm

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[dd113]

Originally Posted by erics_bruisers

gay talk doesn't come naturally to me, and gay innuendos on my truck will never happen --

-- lest this thread go down this path --

http://www.avert.org/ygmt6.htm

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So is that website where you go when you need some gay talk and are not sure what to say?

[tea LC]

One paragraph, entitled, 'Junk, His Momma, and Wheeling'

Wheeling is always fun on a hot summer 'junky' day. If you have a Heep, when you get there, you can always rent Junk's Momma and go for a swim instead. And there are lots of green things to eat if Junk is around. You can start off with a hot dog, or just hang out with Junk's dog and let him lick the mud off your face. When you are full, it's time to go for a walk, which should settle your junk.

< you didn't say it had to have award potential

sending PM next. this will be good for me to have since i might cruise past junk in NJ

[reffug]

You were supposed to convoy with me.

But you turned into a GA pussy.

I spoke to you on the phone.

There was no way you were going to stay at home.

At least Junk showed.

And at least his mama blows.

And for you we will have to find a tree.





P.S. I wanted to get a White Trash Hat from you too you tweak.

[reffug]

Originally Posted by erics_bruisers

-- and gay innuendos on my truck will never happen --

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Der's alot of things that will never happen with your truck.

[stuck in GA]

Hey David what happened the pic with me flicking him off? Post it up. After all it was my saying.

[Noah]

sing-a-long

While Junk was at CoalMiners he didn't get a tickle; he just got a push of a big juicy pickle.
And at the ih8mud fire Junk didn't even giggle; he just got that push of a big juicy pickle.
Junks fj45 surprisingly did the trick; but all he really wanted was a sloppy lick of a juicy prick.... le.

[Cruiser_Nerd]

Originally Posted by erics_bruisers

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Life is too short to be metrosexual.

So I take it you have no metrosexual friends? Or you just have a problem with young men who spend too much money on themselves, or, appear gay, but really aren't? (I had to look it up.......since I had no idea what it was until you derided it.)

[Biff]

I consider myself more of a Retrosexual here are the rules I live by:

The RetroSexual Code :
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on
national TV.
A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term
only because they are female.
A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home,
or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.
A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you
live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and
drinking, I salute you.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women
have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap
(possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years
old.
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need
be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women.
Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to
you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress
such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak
tree chipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different
city, or favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink
because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention to you. Daddy was busy
DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to
conceal himself from prey.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie - and
ONLY a Windsor knot.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about
getting.
A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a
nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can - or be
rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you are.
A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled
with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus
it's just plain fun to shoot.
Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexaul may cry, and none of
them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams
are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is
swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can
cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet
(fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.
A Retrosexual man's favorite movie isn't "Maid in Manhattan" (unless that
refers to some foxy French maid sitting in a huge tub of brandy or
whiskey), or "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood." Acceptable ones
may include a any of the Dirty Harry or Nameless Drifter movies
(Clint in his better days), Rambo I or II, the Dirty Dozen, The Godfather
trilogy, Scarface, The Road Warrior,
The Die Hard series, Caddyshack, Rocky I, II, or III, Full Metal Jacket,
any James Bond Movie, Raging Bull, Bullitt, any Bruce Lee movie, Apocalypse
Now, Goodfellas, Reservior Dogs, Fight Club,etc .
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a
pregnant woman, hell, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and
offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called
men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.
A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge of Allegance properly, and
with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the
Star Spangled Banner.
A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not
understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset
the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged in a
serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shoeing horses, shooting,
cigars, car maintenance.
A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all
over or driving under 20 mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering
his ride on a plow berm.
A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants.
Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land.
A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any
elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above 2nd Lt)
NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the
Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for
serving their country.
A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough.
He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other
person deceived him.
A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does
something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the
process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT

[informationjunky]

Nice Victor!

[NorCalDoug]

I'm not much for paragraph writing about Junk...
How 'bout a few haikus instead?

Buggerville boy Junk,
He is a pickle pusher
Can't wheel his 80.

Silly Jersey lad.
Bought himself a 45.
Still can't wheel for crap.

East coast wheeler boy,
Afraid of the Rubicon.
Go wheel Paragon.

He fears Moab too...
Slickrock is too much for him.
Poor little

Seriously though,
When he's not pushing pickles,
He is pretty cool.

[Hltoppr]

Victor & Doug

Gracias, ya'll made my day! ROTFLMAO!

-H-

[Junks Momma]

When my boy JUNK was just a wee little pickle
he was cute, and so fun to tickle

but now he's all grown
and likes to make himself moan
and now he and his pickle push on alone

for when the day ends
and over he bends
Junks the little boy
known well by strange men

I still love him dearly
but stand quite clearly
on my own end of this pickled adventure
cause I can't eat a pickle without my dentures.




Josh's Cucumber just became Junks Pickle.

[Brentbba]

"A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not
understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset
the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged in a
serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shoeing horses, shooting,
cigars, car maintenance"

Victor - I think I nailed this one on the head with a real BFH Sunday!

[Biff]

Originally Posted by Brentbba

"A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not
understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset
the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged in a
serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shoeing horses, shooting,
cigars, car maintenance"

Victor - I think I nailed this one on the head with a real BFH Sunday!

Thats for sure, one of the biggest reasons I love going wheelin because women don't understand the feelin.

[dd113]

I have more stickers left post up

[T Y L E R]

Someones always pushin some shit or 'nother ....

[smtyblt]

A little bird told me that Junk was over by rattler on friday jerking off with a set of beads in his hand trying to scare the heep guys away. I dont know but that is what I heard.

[Degnol]

Pickle Pusher=
Butt Pirate=
Rump Ranger=
Turd Burglar=
Pole Smoker=
Light in the Loafers=
Leaves no footprints in Jello=
Fab 5=????


This is JUNK??????

A lotta things can be said about Junk and his Momma, but you guys must have some personal knowledge. OK, he is sharp tongued, quick witted, acerbic and a general prick, but a "Pickle Pusher"??????


Awwwwww, Junk....say it ain't so!



Not that there's anything wrong with that.



Ed

[dd113]

Just ask Stuck in GA. He coined the term

[Degnol]

OK, Stuck, pony up and spill. Enlighten me on the Pickle Pusher thing.

David, you must know. Are we keeping secrets here? Maybe I'm just outa the loop.



Ed

[NorCalDoug]

Search. Key word = "pickle pusher"



Trust me...it's better to search than try to decypher a Sparky explanation...

[dd113]

Sparky and Junk go back a long ways. The problem is that Sparky is a tard and Junk feels obliged to point this out to him on a regular basis.

On the original CMCC thread Sparky performed his usual antics and Junk pointed out to him his tardosity at which point Sparky fought back with mutiple tirades usually culminating in Sparky calling Junk a "Pickle Pusher". He was also referred to as a MFing Pickle Pusher.

It got to the point where Junk could not fight back and the thread was deleated cuz the only way it could go was down.

I had never heard the term Pickle Pusher prior to this but I want to make sure all remember the day that Sparky fought back.

[Noah]

Originally Posted by dd113

Sparky and Junk go back a long ways. The problem is that Sparky is a tard and Junk feels obliged to point this out to him on a regular basis.

On the original CMCC thread Sparky performed his usual antics and Junk pointed out to him his tardosity at which point Sparky fought back with mutiple tirades usually culminating in Sparky calling Junk a "Pickle Pusher". He was also referred to as a MFing Pickle Pusher.

It got to the point where Junk could not fight back and the thread was deleated cuz the only way it could go was down.

I had never heard the term Pickle Pusher prior to this but I want to make sure all remember the day that Sparky fought back.

this day will go down in history....I really wish Junk had not deleted it, but i understand why he did...

[stuck in GA]

Thank you. I would like to thank the Academy and all who supported me through this journey of coming on top....




Oh wait that was none of yall so yeah thanks to me cause I am a bad ass!