Junk is a Pickle Pusher - Page 2

Noah · 07-01-05, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by thorvald

ive always heard that pickle pushers could tell who else was apickle pusher

i've been found out....

LoveTractor · 07-01-05, 12:07 PM

I don't know Junk. In fact, I think this is the first time I've ever written his name on the forum. I think it's a subconscious defense mechanism. I think that I'm afraid that if I address him or speak of him, he'll berate me to the point where I end up in the fetal position sucking my thumb and sobbing profusely. I hear things though. I hear his mom is cute, but haven't met her. He supposedly has a nice, well-maintained truck, but I haven't seen it. He seems pretty knowledgeable when he actually exhumes his intelligence inbetween scathing attacks. I do know for a fact he's pickle pusher though. How do I know this? Because Sparky said so. So how much weight does Sparky carry? Let's see. He only needs to say "hello" in any thread and immediately infuriate everybody because of his past history. He can afford to have everybody but himslef work on his truck. He can spell nicely (who lives in the Neverland above the Mason-Dixen line?). And he's supposedly shitloads of fun on trail rides. Sparky is the man.
So is Junk a pickle pusher? You're darn-tootin'! The God Sparky said, "Let Junk be a pickle pusher." And Junk was a pickle pusher. It was so.

White Shark · 07-01-05, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah

Yeah, all the fags in Atlanta want to thank your bad ass too

LOL! Aaargh me hearties. Oy! Cabin Boy! Get up on the poop deck, I'm about to search for some booty! Heave away my hearties and work that main mast! Aaargh, shiver my timbers!

T Y L E R · 07-01-05, 03:03 PM

A pickle in hand is worth two in the jar ..

White Shark · 07-01-05, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Degnol

Pickle Pusher=
Butt Pirate=
Rump Ranger=
Turd Burglar=
Pole Smoker=
Light in the Loafers=
Leaves no footprints in Jello=
Fab 5=????

Ed

Butt Darter=
Flamer=
Dirt Plower=
Fudge Packer=
Dirt Burglar=
Cap'n Browneye=

T Y L E R · 07-01-05, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by White Shark

LOL! Aaargh me hearties. Oy! Cabin Boy! Get up on the poop deck, I'm about to search for some booty! Heave away my hearties and work that main mast! Aaargh, shiver my timbers!

SEE?? $%^& I knew there was some wierd ass shite going on over there in your head when you chopped my Corona photo .. dangnammit!!

TY

White Shark · 07-01-05, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by T Y L E R

SEE?? $%^& I knew there was some wierd ass shite going on over there in your head when you chopped my Corona photo .. dangnammit!!

TY

Come on Tyler, everyone knows that straight, babe loving pirates tend to like parrots and drink Corona, whereas butt pirates have an unusual affinity for silky red shirts and bananas....

White Shark · 07-01-05, 03:17 PM

See, straight chick digging pirate on the left, and flaming pirate on the right.

dd113 · 07-01-05, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LoveTractor

So is Junk a pickle pusher? You're darn-tootin'! The God Sparky said, "Let Junk be a pickle pusher." And Junk was a pickle pusher. It was so.

I am on the floor. This is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

Love tractor gets a sticker and my eternal admiration. Too bad Junk plans to kick his ass.

I keep waiting for the Official Pickle Pusher to show on this thread but so far no luck.

cruiserdan · 07-01-05, 04:28 PM

Perhaps Junks' Pickle pushing prowess precludes providing provocative pontification pertaining to this perveyance......

White Shark · 07-01-05, 04:38 PM

Well, I'd be willing to bet that if Junk were pushing pickles, he'd be looking for a fresh young thang by the name of Josh to share his wares

Degnol · 07-01-05, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by White Shark

Butt Darter=
Flamer=
Dirt Plower=
Fudge Packer=
Dirt Burglar=
Cap'n Browneye=

Since this is turnin' Pirate....Powder Monkey. A genuine term if anyone cares to research it.

I just can't picture Junk as a member of the Holey, yes Holey Order of Rosebud Rangers.

Ed

T Y L E R · 07-01-05, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Degnol

Since this is turnin' Pirate....Powder Monkey. A genuine term if anyone cares to research it.

I just can't picture Junk as a member of the Holey, yes Holey Order of Rosebud Rangers.

Ed

Come on .. doesn't his holelier than thou attitude give him away ??

TY

PS : This thread is completely useless WITH pics ...

Degnol · 07-01-05, 08:28 PM

He is the Don Rickles of IH8MUD.

"Ya' Hockey Puck!!!"

Actually, inside that hard, crusty exterior, is a harder, crustier interior. But not the heart of a homo. Not even a kinder gentler homo.

How did Stuck go from a buffoon to a guy who can call Junk a "Pickle Pusher"??

I kinda felt sorry for Stuck when he was getting a lot of shiat for EVERY dumbass post, but I can't let him call Junk a PP.

Ed

Junk · 07-01-05, 08:41 PM

Some of you limpdick fucknoodles really crack me up.

It goes like this, Stuckwithhisheaduphisass gets ready to register for CMCC, then realizes that PA is like more than an hour drive away from his lovely state of GA. My comment of how fucking stupid do you have to be to just realize PA isn’t next door to GA seemed to upset the zit-poppin cornhole lickin lil prick. I further stated that his mom should have swallowed him when she had the chance, but of course since he is still pickin boogers and counting the days till he gets some hairies he didn’t quite get it. Dd113 chimed in but of course he bailed at the last minute too, as did Cruisin. Is it possible these fucknods simply got a case of rash-ass, or are they really that fucking stupid to not realize they were planning on driving north of the “masonary jar line”.

As I mentioned, to anyone that asked, I deleted the post. While I would love nothing more than to further humiliate the lil ass-socket boy, I was simply not going to allow our great TLCA sanctioned event to be tinged by a few cuneyes.

I was waiting for a what did you learn this week thread, but there isn’t any currently. I learned that dd113 is not even as bright as his number one customer – he sent me some of the stickers to take to CMCC – hello dd113, do you really think I would even take them out of the envelope?

Oh well, at least it looks like ya’ll have been a tad productive this week, but can’t you come up with something a lil better than that?

Sorry haven't been around to read the posts - been busy this week with work, and dealing with parting and swapping parts from 3 cruisers.

cruiserdan · 07-01-05, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by cruiserdan

Perhaps Junks' Pickle pushing prowess precludes providing provocative pontification pertaining to this perveyance......

Hmm,

Guess I was wrong. He showed up afterall.........

CruisinGA · 07-01-05, 10:43 PM

Sooo I guess all this means I'm not going to get my money back for CMCC registration?

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Originally Posted by Junk

Some of you limpdick fucknoodles really crack me up.

It goes like this, Stuckwithhisheaduphisass gets ready to register for CMCC, then realizes that PA is like more than an hour drive away from his lovely state of GA. My comment of how fucking stupid do you have to be to just realize PA isn’t next door to GA seemed to upset the zit-poppin cornhole lickin lil prick. I further stated that his mom should have swallowed him when she had the chance, but of course since he is still pickin boogers and counting the days till he gets some hairies he didn’t quite get it. Dd113 chimed in but of course he bailed at the last minute too, as did Cruisin. Is it possible these fucknods simply got a case of rash-ass, or are they really that fucking stupid to not realize they were planning on driving north of the “masonary jar line”.

As I mentioned, to anyone that asked, I deleted the post. While I would love nothing more than to further humiliate the lil ass-socket boy, I was simply not going to allow our great TLCA sanctioned event to be tinged by a few cuneyes.

I was waiting for a what did you learn this week thread, but there isn’t any currently. I learned that dd113 is not even as bright as his number one customer – he sent me some of the stickers to take to CMCC – hello dd113, do you really think I would even take them out of the envelope?

Oh well, at least it looks like ya’ll have been a tad productive this week, but can’t you come up with something a lil better than that?

Sorry haven't been around to read the posts - been busy this week with work, and dealing with parting and swapping parts from 3 cruisers.

Degnol · 07-01-05, 10:49 PM

Junk is back and there's gonna be some trouble....hey na, hey na, Junk is back!

Looks like they need a Gemography lessin'.

Welcome back straight Junk.

Ed

NorCalDoug · 07-01-05, 11:40 PM

Did I just head Junk?
The mighty one has returned!
The cuneyes have hid.

Pickle pusher...not!
A slayer of Georgia tards.
Junk's kung fu is strong.

Slam that young tard!
Beat that tard boy senselessly.
All hail Junk's return.

T Y L E R · 07-02-05, 12:02 AM

Pretend for a moment that the Georgia Turd actua;ly made it below the Mason Jar line .. that would have put a whle 'nother twist on that event. Would have made for some interesting pics .. and movies?

TY

stuck in GA · 07-02-05, 12:46 AM

Junk all I have to say is Pickle Pusher and all that stupid shit you talk goes down the hole. So keep your fingers off the damn keyboard before you have a petit mal seizure.

Junk · 07-02-05, 09:44 PM

Apparently a lot of shit goes down your hole you little zit poppin fuckless douche. Now please just go away - go back to pounding off to pics of dd113 blowing you and your buttboy cruisin. What ya'll do with prybars and moly isn't something we want to know about.

You aren't even really annoying as rather you are just a little boy with no friends. No go away as it's almost embarrassing how easy it is to make fun of you.

dd113 · 07-03-05, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by stuck in GA

Junk all I have to say is Pickle Pusher and all that stupid shit you talk goes down the hole. So keep your fingers off the damn keyboard before you have a petit mal seizure.

I was sure we could get it started again.

Noah · 07-03-05, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dd113

I was sure we could get it started again.

brian · 07-03-05, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah

hey, i could have some

?

i brought the

and a few easy

T Y L E R · 07-03-05, 11:56 AM

I like to rib Junk with the best of 'em. And I have been for many years ....

But I definately draw the line at (actually) sending out dumbass stickers .. wtf?

Say it ain't so David ...

TY

dd113 · 07-03-05, 09:17 PM

So I guess you dont want a sticker

07-01-05, 12:07 PM	#32
LoveTractor Havin' A Good Time Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mt. Pleasant, SC Posts: 366	I don't know Junk. In fact, I think this is the first time I've ever written his name on the forum. I think it's a subconscious defense mechanism. I think that I'm afraid that if I address him or speak of him, he'll berate me to the point where I end up in the fetal position sucking my thumb and sobbing profusely. I hear things though. I hear his mom is cute, but haven't met her. He supposedly has a nice, well-maintained truck, but I haven't seen it. He seems pretty knowledgeable when he actually exhumes his intelligence inbetween scathing attacks. I do know for a fact he's pickle pusher though. How do I know this? Because Sparky said so. So how much weight does Sparky carry? Let's see. He only needs to say "hello" in any thread and immediately infuriate everybody because of his past history. He can afford to have everybody but himslef work on his truck. He can spell nicely (who lives in the Neverland above the Mason-Dixen line?). And he's supposedly shitloads of fun on trail rides. Sparky is the man. So is Junk a pickle pusher? You're darn-tootin'! The God Sparky said, "Let Junk be a pickle pusher." And Junk was a pickle pusher. It was so. __________________ '88 FJ62 140K '96 FZJ80 Locked 174K "There ain't no party like my nana's tea party...Hey..Ho"

07-01-05, 03:03 PM	#34
T Y L E R DUM8HIT Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,384	A pickle in hand is worth two in the jar .. __________________ Hybrid suspension - Slee 4" Front/OME863 Rear, Slee Front control arms, Slee DIY adjustable panhards, Slee sliders, 36X13.5R16 IROK radials on AR Black Trenches, 1.5" Trail-Gear spacers, Toughbook CF74 with GPS etc, sans roofrack, jumpseats, lockers. Clear lenses abound

07-01-05, 03:17 PM	#38
White Shark IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Red Triangle TLCA# I can't remember... Posts: 686	See, straight chick digging pirate on the left, and flaming pirate on the right. __________________ . ,,____________,, ./ ./,=========" ---------------> <")))>-< /_/ . `·.. ><((((º>`·. .· `·. .· `·... ><((((º> Speargun Power! *Bene legere saecla vincere.*

07-01-05, 04:28 PM	#40
cruiserdan Parts Shaman (per Romer) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where's my glasses? TLCA# 11332 Posts: 14,093	Perhaps Junks' Pickle pushing prowess precludes providing provocative pontification pertaining to this perveyance...... __________________ Original owner 93 FZJ80,locked,blown,water/methanol injected(like a WWII fighter aircraft),lifted,winched,snorkeled,slidered,Sleeed ,moneypit. Balanced on a pin head. 95 FZJ80 trail truck (hers), 94 FZJ80 320K with a knock and a lumpy old Dodge car.

07-01-05, 04:38 PM	#41
White Shark IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Red Triangle TLCA# I can't remember... Posts: 686	Well, I'd be willing to bet that if Junk were pushing pickles, he'd be looking for a fresh young thang by the name of Josh to share his wares __________________ . ,,____________,, ./ ./,=========" ---------------> <")))>-< /_/ . `·.. ><((((º>`·. .· `·. .· `·... ><((((º> Speargun Power! *Bene legere saecla vincere.*

07-01-05, 08:28 PM	#44
Degnol Noaccount Webwheeler Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansastitty TLCA# 14529 Posts: 6,616	He is the Don Rickles of IH8MUD. "Ya' Hockey Puck!!!" Actually, inside that hard, crusty exterior, is a harder, crustier interior. But not the heart of a homo. Not even a kinder gentler homo. How did Stuck go from a buffoon to a guy who can call Junk a "Pickle Pusher"?? I kinda felt sorry for Stuck when he was getting a lot of shiat for EVERY dumbass post, but I can't let him call Junk a PP. Ed __________________ There is nothing so depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge '66FJ40, Fresh 2F, H42/Orion(By Poser...LCR4WD), ARB Front/rear(By Poser...LCR4WD), MetalTech Cage installed by Poser, Screw-ups fixed(by Poser) 4WDB Corvette Master, Mini Truck PS, 3.5" Lift, Warn 8274, 33s on stockers Last edited by Degnol; 07-04-05 at 08:09 AM.

07-01-05, 08:41 PM	#45
Junk IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: buggerville nj Posts: 5,914 Blog Entries: 1	Some of you limpdick fucknoodles really crack me up. It goes like this, Stuckwithhisheaduphisass gets ready to register for CMCC, then realizes that PA is like more than an hour drive away from his lovely state of GA. My comment of how fucking stupid do you have to be to just realize PA isn’t next door to GA seemed to upset the zit-poppin cornhole lickin lil prick. I further stated that his mom should have swallowed him when she had the chance, but of course since he is still pickin boogers and counting the days till he gets some hairies he didn’t quite get it. Dd113 chimed in but of course he bailed at the last minute too, as did Cruisin. Is it possible these fucknods simply got a case of rash-ass, or are they really that fucking stupid to not realize they were planning on driving north of the “masonary jar line”. As I mentioned, to anyone that asked, I deleted the post. While I would love nothing more than to further humiliate the lil ass-socket boy, I was simply not going to allow our great TLCA sanctioned event to be tinged by a few cuneyes. I was waiting for a what did you learn this week thread, but there isn’t any currently. I learned that dd113 is not even as bright as his number one customer – he sent me some of the stickers to take to CMCC – hello dd113, do you really think I would even take them out of the envelope? Oh well, at least it looks like ya’ll have been a tad productive this week, but can’t you come up with something a lil better than that? Sorry haven't been around to read the posts - been busy this week with work, and dealing with parting and swapping parts from 3 cruisers.

07-01-05, 10:49 PM	#48
Degnol Noaccount Webwheeler Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansastitty TLCA# 14529 Posts: 6,616	Junk is back and there's gonna be some trouble....hey na, hey na, Junk is back! Looks like they need a Gemography lessin'. Welcome back straight Junk. Ed __________________ There is nothing so depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge '66FJ40, Fresh 2F, H42/Orion(By Poser...LCR4WD), ARB Front/rear(By Poser...LCR4WD), MetalTech Cage installed by Poser, Screw-ups fixed(by Poser) 4WDB Corvette Master, Mini Truck PS, 3.5" Lift, Warn 8274, 33s on stockers

07-01-05, 11:40 PM	#49
NorCalDoug I Solve Problems... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: uhhhh...duh...Northern CA TLCA# yes, I have one Posts: 5,093	Did I just head Junk? The mighty one has returned! The cuneyes have hid. Pickle pusher...not! A slayer of Georgia tards. Junk's kung fu is strong. Slam that young tard! Beat that tard boy senselessly. All hail Junk's return. __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton

07-02-05, 12:02 AM	#50
T Y L E R DUM8HIT Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,384	Pretend for a moment that the Georgia Turd actua;ly made it below the Mason Jar line .. that would have put a whle 'nother twist on that event. Would have made for some interesting pics .. and movies? TY __________________ Hybrid suspension - Slee 4" Front/OME863 Rear, Slee Front control arms, Slee DIY adjustable panhards, Slee sliders, 36X13.5R16 IROK radials on AR Black Trenches, 1.5" Trail-Gear spacers, Toughbook CF74 with GPS etc, sans roofrack, jumpseats, lockers. Clear lenses abound

07-02-05, 12:46 AM	#51
stuck in GA IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Farmville, VA Posts: 775	Junk all I have to say is Pickle Pusher and all that stupid shit you talk goes down the hole. So keep your fingers off the damn keyboard before you have a petit mal seizure. __________________ Josh Schaefer Current Daily Driver: 2003 Ford F-250 Super Duty Diesel 4x4 crew cab. 285 BFG All terrains, spare 36 gal pump fuel tank. Saving up money to get a 40 someday. TLCA Member #14600 Old truck pics: http://forum.ih8mud.com/trails-events-expeditions/61703-here-few-pics.html

07-02-05, 09:44 PM	#52
Junk IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: buggerville nj Posts: 5,914 Blog Entries: 1	Apparently a lot of shit goes down your hole you little zit poppin fuckless douche. Now please just go away - go back to pounding off to pics of dd113 blowing you and your buttboy cruisin. What ya'll do with prybars and moly isn't something we want to know about. You aren't even really annoying as rather you are just a little boy with no friends. No go away as it's almost embarrassing how easy it is to make fun of you.

07-03-05, 11:56 AM	#56
T Y L E R DUM8HIT Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,384	I like to rib Junk with the best of 'em. And I have been for many years .... But I definately draw the line at (actually) sending out dumbass stickers .. wtf? Say it ain't so David ... TY __________________ Hybrid suspension - Slee 4" Front/OME863 Rear, Slee Front control arms, Slee DIY adjustable panhards, Slee sliders, 36X13.5R16 IROK radials on AR Black Trenches, 1.5" Trail-Gear spacers, Toughbook CF74 with GPS etc, sans roofrack, jumpseats, lockers. Clear lenses abound

07-03-05, 09:17 PM	#57
dd113 IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,820	So I guess you dont want a sticker __________________