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07-01-09, 01:22 PM
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| She must REALLY be able to.....
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07-01-09, 01:25 PM
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| she's a dick huffer.
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07-01-09, 01:26 PM
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| Jesus.
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07-01-09, 01:28 PM
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| Must've had the hickups.
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07-01-09, 01:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Usually Upstate NY
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| Wouldn't she have realized that's what the problem was when the guy pulled his dick out without a condom on it anymore?
Must have been a blonde.
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07-01-09, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Shahram In reality, Liam (not his real name) in person is a bit of a chick magnet. I have hung out with him twice, and often joke that we make the perfect team; he has the looks and charm to lure the ladies in, and I have the physical girth and strength to hold them down. | | |
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07-01-09, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Florida
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07-01-09, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Tofudebeest I call B.S.
N.F.W.
Death would commence forthwith.
Edit: Oh fuck I read the medical journal entry. Appears legit. Indian chick too. Damn. | see this is where you become a douchebag. Think you now all, dismiss anything and everything before even understanding it.
you should really read the article, i am sure i've left multiple condoms in your wife....
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LaNGO Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahram In reality, Liam (not his real name) in person is a bit of a chick magnet. I have hung out with him twice, and often joke that we make the perfect team; he has the looks and charm to lure the ladies in, and I have the physical girth and strength to hold them down. | | |
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07-01-09, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Florida
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Originally Posted by Liam see this is where you become a douchebag. Think you now all, dismiss anything and everything before even understanding it.
you should really read the article, i am sure i've left multiple condoms in your wife.... | Breathing in a condom, getting it stuck in your lung, and merely complaning about a little nagging cough?! This pushes the limits of plausibility, but still, allegedly happened. I will bet that she was a massively drug-addicted whore.
And I KNOW all, not "now all". I reacted, read and corrected myself. Had I been an ass clown like you, I would just edited my post and hid my o.p.
And THIS is where I become a douchebag? Pshaw. | |
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07-01-09, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Tofudebeest And THIS is where I become a douchebag? Pshaw. | You are correct, it didn't happen here. 
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07-01-09, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Originally Posted by Tofudebeest Breathing in a condom, getting it stuck in your lung, and merely complaning about a little nagging cough?! This pushes the limits of plausibility, but still, allegedly happened. I will bet that she was a massively drug-addicted whore.
And I KNOW all, not "now all". I reacted, read and corrected myself. Had I been an ass clown like you, I would just edited my post and hid my o.p.
And THIS is where I become a douchebag? Pshaw. | dude you need to read the body armor thread....
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07-01-09, 02:24 PM
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07-01-09, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by scottm You are correct, it didn't happen here. | 
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07-01-09, 03:19 PM
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| | Pushing the Propofol
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ohio
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Originally Posted by GLTHFJ60 Wouldn't she have realized that's what the problem was when the guy pulled his dick out without a condom on it anymore?
Must have been a blonde. | Must have been a hooker. She probably has a good chance of having an STD in her mouth/throat since she was worried about using a rubber in the first place. 
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