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Old 07-01-09, 01:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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She must REALLY be able to.....

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Old 07-01-09, 01:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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she's a dick huffer.

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Old 07-01-09, 01:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-09, 01:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Must've had the hickups.

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Old 07-01-09, 01:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wouldn't she have realized that's what the problem was when the guy pulled his dick out without a condom on it anymore?

Must have been a blonde.

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Old 07-01-09, 01:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-09, 01:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I call B.S.
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Old 07-01-09, 01:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Edit: Oh fuck I read the medical journal entry. Appears legit. Indian chick too. Damn.
see this is where you become a douchebag. Think you now all, dismiss anything and everything before even understanding it.

you should really read the article, i am sure i've left multiple condoms in your wife....

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Old 07-01-09, 02:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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see this is where you become a douchebag. Think you now all, dismiss anything and everything before even understanding it.

you should really read the article, i am sure i've left multiple condoms in your wife....
Breathing in a condom, getting it stuck in your lung, and merely complaning about a little nagging cough?! This pushes the limits of plausibility, but still, allegedly happened. I will bet that she was a massively drug-addicted whore.

And I KNOW all, not "now all". I reacted, read and corrected myself. Had I been an ass clown like you, I would just edited my post and hid my o.p.

And THIS is where I become a douchebag? Pshaw.
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And THIS is where I become a douchebag? Pshaw.
You are correct, it didn't happen here.


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Breathing in a condom, getting it stuck in your lung, and merely complaning about a little nagging cough?! This pushes the limits of plausibility, but still, allegedly happened. I will bet that she was a massively drug-addicted whore.

And I KNOW all, not "now all". I reacted, read and corrected myself. Had I been an ass clown like you, I would just edited my post and hid my o.p.

And THIS is where I become a douchebag? Pshaw.
dude you need to read the body armor thread....

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Old 07-01-09, 03:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wouldn't she have realized that's what the problem was when the guy pulled his dick out without a condom on it anymore?

Must have been a blonde.
Must have been a hooker. She probably has a good chance of having an STD in her mouth/throat since she was worried about using a rubber in the first place.

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