[yooper]

Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

That message isn't always clear to outsiders.

That's their own stupid fault.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

All Pro bumper ordered

That ought to really mess up the next guy that is "pulling your hair"!

[srplus]

Originally Posted by Mars

Hopkins is getting old. His wife...not so much.

I heard him in an interview and sounded like he must smoke quite a bit. He could not finish a sentence without taking a deep breath.

[valentine]

Ketchup was nice this morning.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

One of the funniest/saddest things we ever saw was an easter egg hunt at MacKerricher state park. The dads hid the eggs in the grass near the parking lot, probably three or four family's were involved. About the time the kiddies started finding eggs the seagulls started swooping down and snatching them up. The brightly colored eggs, not the kids. The kids were crying and the Dads were running around trying to scare the gulls off. It was like a scene from a Mel Brooks movie.

I h8 the gulls! One memory I have is when I was a very young kid I got hit in the head with a large clam that a seagull dropped. They used to grab the clams that they could find and drop them on the rocks from great heights to crack the clams open.

Duck... chowder clam.


And they are one of the nastiest birds in attitude and being around garbage all the time. When we have a storm at the coast we have huge flocks that come north and sit in the parking lots. It is very nasty.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by Bogo

We had the same thing happen at our church on LI. It was quite funny. Nice thing was most of the kids and adults were laughing about it. About a dozen gulls made off with some of the eggs including the special golden egg. It was dropped on the driveway. Somebody found it after the service. It was an egg shaped stone covered in gold leaf. After that they painted a goose egg gold. A couple cars had been hit with the boiled eggs. Apparently this wasn't the only time the gulls raided.

Confirmation... look out for falling objects.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by surfpig

Takes too long for all that spaghetti to figure out that I want to GO!

Florida is now trying to pass an emissions inspection law and I am hoping that these will not cover the 60. Being over twenty years old and eligible for an antique tag in three years I would think that would be the case.

I still has the spaghetti and it caused a world of problems when I first got the car since PO's mechanic did not seem to bother with correct hookup of hoses.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by valentine

Ketchup was nice this morning.

Gonna hit it myself in a sec.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by valentine

We heard Neil Young on the radio yesterday and we laughed.

Are you sure it was the real thing? Dude had it going on!

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by Jman

I think I put 10w 30 in it. I think I have that in all three vehicles. I put into it whatever the owner's manual said.

Honda Trail CT90 Website Honda Trail 90 CT90 K2 Owner’s Manual

:Sigh: I know what the manual says, dickwad, I just thought you guys with all the experience working on your second hand trash that will barely run might impart some of your knowledge on the newbie....ass

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

One of the funniest/saddest things we ever saw was an easter egg hunt at MacKerricher state park. The dads hid the eggs in the grass near the parking lot, probably three or four family's were involved. About the time the kiddies started finding eggs the seagulls started swooping down and snatching them up. The brightly colored eggs, not the kids. The kids were crying and the Dads were running around trying to scare the gulls off. It was like a scene from a Mel Brooks movie.

Or Alfred Hitchcock...oh wait the eggs not the kids

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I couldn't get that page to load, Sean.

Originally Posted by Jman

Neither could I.

Nor I. I was looking for a "This thread sucks" pic.

[srplus]

Mornin' Chris.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by Mars

Best part is, these pics were taken at a Florida Chili cookoff.

I think her 15 minutes of fame might be over. Frickin' finally.

Is that Tony Romo's fat ass girl friend?

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by srplus

Mornin' Chris.

Hey there, Steven.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Did you guys see this???

Fuckers.

[srplus]

Gonna cook some eggs. I will not drop them on the pavement.

[srplus]

Chris... try not to give TMI but did the tums help?

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by Cube Dweller

For the record, I did expel gas too. Both ends.

Tut 42 - GI distress teakettling.

Still have it a bit. brrrrrp grumble phhsssst.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by semlin

ok new rule. all emissions of any kind will now take place in a controlled bathroom environment for precautionary reasons

Somebody sharted

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by semlin

ok new rule. all emissions of any kind will now take place in a controlled bathroom environment for precautionary reasons

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

<self moderated>

Non-sequential

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by Rezkid

shit-fart separator failed eh?

HOOFARTED?????

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

That message isn't always clear to outsiders.

Fuck 'em.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by srplus

Chris... try not to give TMI but did the tums help?

Yeah. I think I will take a few before I head out.

[Hugh Heifer]

I'm oot. Have court this morning.

[srplus]

More taxing stuff to do.

[rachel1027]

still at work...

[Mars]

Mornin' webbers.

[Cube Dweller]

Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

That message isn't always clear to outsiders.

If you decided you wanted to join the Shriners, would you wear a baseball cap to the meetings and try to change the secret handshake to a fist bump? Or would you don the fez and fit in in your own unique way...

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Cube Dweller

If you decided you wanted to join the Shriners, would you wear a baseball cap to the meetings and try to change the secret handshake to a fist bump? Or would you don the fez and fit in in your own unique way...

I can see how the donning fez would be intimidating though...right out the gate.

You can always sit in the meetings and watch and not be bothered however.