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I thought the whole bag was a serving... 
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This tread brings teh funnay.
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Every doGdamn day!
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Looks cute... 
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Goldie and Suzanne do not look well.  |
Yeah, they did not make the cut for me. I'd be afraid of osteoporosis resulting in a shattered pelvis.
Wait, was that TMI? 
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01-26-09, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by dieseldog
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd hit it with each and every one of them. Yeah buddy.
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I guess you just like the younger women. 
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01-26-09, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Jman
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GrrlFuckJerryJuju!
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01-26-09, 08:18 PM
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That's one way to look at it. But damn, some of those ten women look pretty damn fine . . . (though I agree on the two Sean mentioned as looking kinda sick)
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Okay, so dawtr got tagged pretty hard twice during fencing tonight. Once right in the tummy, once on the shoulder. She's a little under the weather already, but those were enough to send her into tears. Surprise, fencing fucking hurts. 
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01-26-09, 08:19 PM
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Dammit, I want a couple of those 5L cans!
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Make it so.
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01-26-09, 08:19 PM
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It's sure not a toaster.
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01-26-09, 08:21 PM
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Make it so.
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One of the funniest/saddest things we ever saw was an easter egg hunt at MacKerricher state park. The dads hid the eggs in the grass near the parking lot, probably three or four family's were involved. About the time the kiddies started finding eggs the seagulls started swooping down and snatching them up. The brightly colored eggs, not the kids. The kids were crying and the Dads were running around trying to scare the gulls off. It was like a scene from a Mel Brooks movie.
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After class, one of the parents needed a jump start. Her Sienna was out in the lot, with the side door open. Of course, there were people parked all around, so I couldn't go head to head to use my headlights to see WTF I was doing, and of course no one had a flashlight, so I had to trace the cables on her battery to see which one grounded to the frame. And her terminals were caked in corrosion.
I hooked it all up, got some dashboard lights, but it wasn't turning over. I asked her to get out and let me try, so I checked to make sure it was in park, etc., and then tried starting it up. And of course, her fucking retarded children are in the back seats playing with the electric windows!  I've known these kids since they were born, so I start yelling at them--"Hey, knock it off, you're draining the battery!" One dawtr starts rolling the window back up, at which point it stops. "Wow, that wasn't too bright! Look what you did, now we're stuck here!" The mom heard all this and didn't bat an eyelash.
Of course, we wind up really cranking the clamps down on her terminals, and the starter gets enough amps to do the trick, and the car starts up.
But oh, those kids. the fencing instructor was yelling at the younger ones, who don't fence yet, because they were disturbing the class. Their mom was yelling at them. I was yelling at them. Don't ever have two sets of twins, if you can avoid it.
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Most restaurants broil (not bake) their bacon. It's my favorite way to prepare it. |
When I worked in the hospital kitchen in the seventies they cooked breakfast sausage, I'm not making this up, in the deep fryer. I guess it was good for business.
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When I worked in the hospital kitchen in the seventies they cooked breakfast sausage, I'm not making this up, in the deep fryer. I guess it was good for business.
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That's not a bad way to do it. I mean, really, it's not like the deep fryer is going to make it any more fatty. I mean, for god's sake, sausage is extremely fatty, and it comes in its own bag. Heat that puppy up and it's going to secrete, not absorb.
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01-26-09, 08:35 PM
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I couldn't get that page to load, Sean.
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I couldn't get that page to load, Sean.
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Neither could I.
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Carburetor fun from the other day...
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Are you still fucking with your carb?
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01-26-09, 08:42 PM
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maybe I can finally finish the Sunday paper...
although I am not sure what good comes out of the New York Times doing a piece on female desire  |
Put the "." after the word "Times", and then we're good.
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01-26-09, 08:45 PM
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In cast iron. End of discussion.
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Somebody's gettin' porky. |
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Best part is, these pics were taken at a Florida Chili cookoff.
I think her 15 minutes of fame might be over. Frickin' finally. |
Sorry dumb belle, but weight lifting donuts doesn't work. You need to lift real dumbbell weights. I know donuts look like mini dumbbell weights and you don't have to put them down after lifting them....
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No, he's not . . . but I am. |
isn't yooper like 40ish?
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Talk to Mars, apparently his exit strategy works well.
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In cast iron. End of discussion.
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Did you guys see this???
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Did you guys see this???
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Oh no you di'int.
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Yeah my regular one is too big. It won't fit in my glory hole.
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That's not a bad way to do it. I mean, for god's sake, sausage is extremely fatty, and it comes in its own bag. Heat that puppy up and it's going to secrete |
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Yooper should use this guy in his commercials.
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