The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW-35%)(#39)

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

*exxxxxxhhhaaaaaaale*

Thumbsup??? I will continue my reading....

srplus · 12-03-08, 05:34 PM

Gotta get stuff out of dryer and put the towels in that I had to wash after drying the floor... and

is finally coming home so that I can server her the dinner I prepared in between emergencies.

LTRZ.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by semlin

noice

that looks to be an ultra mega deep dish pizza so i am guessing late 80s?

Pizza Hut maybe?

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

Oh yeah, that's a deep dish pizza at the Hut, circa 1989.

I think that's a reflection of my shirt on something.

I knew it

rachel1027 · 12-03-08, 05:38 PM

Ok, i better get the flock outta here and do something productive. Like get the chili I am making in the pan to cook

Nighty night!

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

Here's another, enjoy.

I has no shame.

You know I'm saying, "HaaAAAy!"

And yes, I'm wearing boxer shorts as shorts.

OMG. You are lucky you were not a guy...you would have gotten a swirly! The chick on the far left look like she is wearing an ape costume.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:46 PM

How many pieces of flare is that?

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

That's a lot of flair.

If I had just turned the page!

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rachel1027

So I got a call from the electric company letting me know that the current account holders at my house (rental) have requested service to be terminated as of 12/4 and did I want to take over from then or the 29th as I originally requested? Called my rental agent to find out that the tenants showed up, turned in the keys, did not want to do a walk through, and left.

Went by the house. Still has trash in the house. Refrig not empty. Carpets not cleaned. Well, no real cleaning done. I am not happy. I am seeing most of their deposit staying with me to pay for all that stuff

ALL of the deposit stays with you. Whatever it costs you plus you get the rest for the time you have to spend dealing with it.

I am SO glad I don't have to deal with rental tenants any more. What a PITA.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

I think they are looking for something more like an application developer, but ya never know.

Barrett-Jackson - The World's Greatest Collector Car Events

Seriously kewl

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by semlin

i did not know you guys used that term ever. american lawyers tend to make fun of the fact all our superior court judges are "the honourable mr. justice soandso."

Hardly anybody actually uses it. I consider it pompous except for a sitting judge.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoRoss

I don't really think I have thought about the frequency of passing gas until today having to sit on a toilet to fart.

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

I probably could have used some. Nearly was in a horrific interstate crash. Guy tried to squeeze me between his Ford Ranger and a tractor trailer. All doing about 75 mph. I put him on the shoulder. He was shaking like you would not believe. After I let him go one he still was driving like shit. 19 years old.

Edit: On second thought, I guess I had just enough luck since I did not hit anything.

Do you have a flashy light thingy and a siren?

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rachel1027

nope, no code. just a good dessert. but i didnt have any. too full

What'd you have? NOMmy Hawaiian fish?

That's maybe my favorite thing about Hawaii, the fricken awesome fresh fish to eat...

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:55 PM

DD made a piss call in Eufala, OK. He says it's cold as a motherbitch but the bike is perfect.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

... Remind me: I need some TUT wisdom on portable (ie: camping style) and quite durable hammocks.

Hatteras Hammocks.

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rachel1027

PFFFTTT I have had like 6 of that size in the past 2 months. It is getting old. I am tooooooo old to be having zits. Or, I guess not since I am still getting them

That's pretty much exactly what I told myself while looking in the mirror.

I know why I got this one, I've been inhaling peanut butter M&Ms for two days. I'll finish them off tonight...

yooper · 12-03-08, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fullhouse

lol! Can you add some basketball stuff on that? of something from Lebron?

wtf?

wrong thread?

yooper · 12-03-08, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Hatteras Hammocks.

That's "camping style"?

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

They have them in the UK.

Pocket Hammock

I have one of those from my Army days. Strung it up in the black helicopter. Very nice. $15 back then. I was just looking for that and found this:

Clark Jungle Hammock - makers of ultralight camping hammocks for backpackers. Great for hikers, backpackers, campers, bikers, kayakers, hunters.

semlin · 12-03-08, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

wtf?

wrong thread?

he is using his sig line to spam us.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

That's "camping style"?

If you are camping and not back packing

We actually have had one of those for years. Very sturdy for around the house/cabin. Not gonna carry it on your back though

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by fullhouse

lol! Can you add some basketball stuff on that? of something from Lebron?

Truly inane.

yooper · 12-03-08, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fullhouse

lol! Can you add some basketball stuff on that? of something from Lebron?

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Originally Posted by yooper

wtf?

wrong thread?

Oh I get it.

Spammer.

You've been reported, asshat.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

The tally for today's bloodletting

68 jobs eliminated. In addition 29 accepted voluntary severance and 15 employees were offered alternative positions.

So I guess U R

for now?

yooper · 12-03-08, 06:11 PM

I like the Hennesy hammock tent/shelter thingies.

HENNESSY HAMMOCKS.com: ultra-light line of jungle hammocks, ultra-comfortable camping hammock /chair/ tent combo

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

So, apparently a kid in my Technical Writing class is now in a coma

Whoa...from the Thanksgiving accident? Or boredom? What happened?

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

Severe car accident on the way back to school from thanksgiving

In critical condition somewhere

Youch.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

so, let me get this straight:

humans appaer to like nicotine, at least some humans, so much so that they get addicted - the tobacco industry spiked cigarettes with nicotine to make them more addictive

humans like sugary foods for their sweet taste - the food industry has been adding high fructose corn syrup to food - ..........

people have been steadily increasing their food intake.......

and I am not supposed to draw a parallel here

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Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

and this was subsidized by the federal government

I like beer because the government added alcohol to it.

Hugh Heifer · 12-03-08, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cube Dweller

The Peter J Peterson Foundation ran a full page ad in one of the WSJ's I read today, warning of the huge debt loads our gubmint is taking on. He is becoming my more favorite member of The Illuminati.

WSJ's? Is that a comic book?